Blenrir

crimsonhornets.neocities.org Part 1

eilienen.neocities.org Part 2

Saw Remilia in a red shirt, and I was saying "Yukari's so cruel." Saw something about Ash Ketchum, gotta catch em all.

A teacher quizzing the class handing out papers that have three questions "what do you think of the cosmos?" "-something something- cosmos?" and a maths question I got asked before, something easy like 200/5. Obviously the teacher's asking something Yukari related, she comes over to me and talks to me, I talk about dreaming about Remilia and Ash Ketchum and maybe supposed to be making a thread about it? A fourth line appears on my paper saying something about riding the red car to victory. I mention saying Yukari's cruel, and the teacher says something like "I might have to call an ambulance for when you have a heart attack."

Posting a thread talking about these dreams. I saw a wheel or timeline of posts, and until my post about talking about Remi and a red shirt and Yukari and a red car all the posts were in Arabic.

I emptied out some black rotten fish out of one goblet that represented Okina which was the last important task of my life. I washed my hands of it then put cup on a table. I then put up another goblet of red wine but my senses were distorting so I really struggled with this glass on the edge of the table like I wanted to make sure it wouldn't fall, a little bit spilled and dripped down onto my foot, feeling very warm. There was a song on my headphones that wasn't as good as I remembered, I went over to stop the later half of it playing, though when I actually got to the computer it was at the end of the video and I wanted to stop it from maybe autoplaying but my movement was really drowsy and I was barely able to tap away on space because I felt pressure like I was going to die or reality was about to stop. I froze, fell on my side feeling like I might remember terrible things as my vision turns into a digital screen with a rectangle in the middle saying "I REMEMBER".

I had created a thread about Remilia's Red Ride that was a pocket dimension gateway to other worlds.

I was creating a team logo on a computer, a red donut with red text black outline RED at the top and RIDE at the bottom, and Remilia in a red T-shirt with a black cross on it in a red convertible with black interior in the middle.

I was running in a race, at the half-way point I saw Yukari watching from outside so I called "Yukari!" a couple times at her. She slowly shifted her gaze over with a blank expression. Further down the track I saw a sign saying "Midwits ---->Deal with it." I had cut around a building in the race where you had chocolate eggs marked by the teacher inside, but this time she wouldn't mark it, mentioning people abusing drugs in the building. Someone who the teachers liked came in, wheeling in a trolley he had emptied as a favor which gets a thank you from the teacher. I gave him my 3 eggs to sign but he got denied too. He comes back and hands me mine and also a couple handfuls of his, though I just throw my hands up like I give up.

I saw a cat running through some halls. I was told I can take a cat with me into a computer dimension, I felt around in the cat's abdomen for his balls cause apparently it got to take those with him along with his brain.

In an assembly before a teacher. She was hesitating to show off something, it was a cross. I say to the guy next to me "the cross is The Devil's sign" and call him one of the few cool recurring male entities in my dreams. He replies with some gay insinuation so I say "no."

I was telling school children to sacrifice their teachers upon "Remilia's empty armour" and make a wish, either to her or The Devil, for whatever they wanted. Remilia was sitting on the one of the seats nearby, similar to Yukari she slowly turns her blank gaze over to us.

I was walking around a street thinking about what a stupid person might wish for, and thought "money!"

Someone posted something to make me jealous, and I wanted to reply by saying "I learned how to write by switching the letter of "entitlement" around until it spelled "heaven."

I go up to The Devil working behind a desk, he hands paperwork out to me and the guy who tried to help me earlier. I had many pages about "Red Ride" while my helper had a few pages with "I'm his protege" poorly written on the cover. I start laugh at how busy The Devil is as he goes straight back to typing at his computer after handing us the sheets, after a couple of seconds he laughs back and says "So close! I was 5k off buying a company called Fat Taxi."

I go with my protege in a little computer lab building. I had a laptop, I try and get some use out of my protege out asking if he's got a charger prepared in case I need one, he pulls one out of a bag and I tell him to plug it in for me. I'm speaking at the other end of the room mentioning a disastrous storm that's going to come. My mother says "what, like that?" pointing out the window. I look and see it's raining hard, lightning cracks the sky and the streets were filled with oily black clouds drooping low close to the ground. I say "100 times worse, and those clouds will be on fire." She says she's been afraid of fire ever since she saw me as a child burning a smashed lightbulb in a fireplace at night

Someone I hated was bugging me, I strapped a gas mask on him and pumped CO2 into it while he kept talking shit saying I wouldn't kill him until he went unconscious, and I didn't kill him. I left him at a hospital then came back to see my stuff's been thrown out, a guy is carrying a wad of shit and I see behind him a wad of shit on my bed as I say to him "yeah, I didn't kill that guy" "Oh."

I'm collecting some things that are left over, someone brings over a highschool exercise book that I had written "RYUJIN IS KING" on the cover of, which made me a bit embarrassed.

In a huge room, there's an "drawing" I made as a tribute to Ryujin, which was an actual waterfall in the room, like https://files.catbox.moe/ip9ojx.jpg but shorter and wider, orange sandstone. I'm in audience as one faggot commentates on it, he says it's alright but nitpicks some stones underneath the waterflow, then waves the mouse around the top and to the left saying "I don't see Darwin..." He then keeps making lame nitpick jokes, I think "aw, it's okay, if this were QI there'd be a laugh track to get the audience to laugh for you" though he manages to get someone to laugh a little just after. There's a ginger kid who puts up his hand and the faggot keeps talking for a bit for eventually saying "alright, what is it?" Ginger kid says "yeah, first one to the top, wins" as he gets out of his seat and starts running over to the waterfall, faggot goes "ah..." like he'd want to win but he's too lazy to move. The ginger kid goes up to the top and pumps his arms up like he's won. I'm walking off from the room along a river the flowed from the waterfall, the ginger comes over and I say "maybe Ryujin's finally going to make you a man" he says "hey, don't joke" I say "no really, I saw some crimson bones washed up in the river" which gets a laugh.

I make my way across a giant sandstone great wall, though parts of it were collapsing from earthquakes caused by an angry god. I've got Aldrich Faithful covenant on and get summoned.

I come to a place like this crude sketch https://files.catbox.moe/rxwc3e.png I went under the arch where there was a little kiwi walking around. I thought it was unusual to see so many invaders just chilling out. I come back and see there's a stairway now, going up it leads to a room that's the entrance to the Hakurei Shine. There's a little girl who shows up, saying she wants to go back in times so she needs to go to the shrine, a guy tells her "go under the arch with the young kiwi, then up the stairs into the room." Me and the girl go into the room https://files.catbox.moe/s7o0rq.png I recognise it as the back of the boat with a black tarp covering it. There's a couple of big dead beetles on the ground. I go up to the tarp and see a zipper, when I pull it up it turns out to be a pocket with a huge black spider in it, then I notice a golden orb weaver and a bunch of smaller spiders skittering off to the right. We go back to that guy and ask about this. He comes with us and points out a zipper at the top, reaching up past the spiders and shit to grab it as I think "wait, I want to be the one to face the Dragon" but he lets go without unzipping it. I ask why all the stuff surround it is so..."ugh" and he says "that's what this world's like isn't it?"

I destroy a demon which drops a little green crystal fragment, I add it to a jewel I had that was nearly whole except for a little pupil indent but it started glowing green and a green dragon that had called itself the demiurge was unsealed. I say to someone "hey, he's like me, calling himself the demiurge." The dragon flies up into the sky as me and others board it and start singing a hammy "Ride the Dragon!" song inviting people to join us. The ginger kid is near behind me and he sings Japanese back-up vocals for me but I find it annoying and gross so I sing "the ginger kid from school, he finally became a man, ride the dragon!" then he says "I'm going to fucking kill you."

Walking up a crowded dirt road like on a street before my family's house, SOAD's Dreaming was playing, specifically "someone kick me out of my mind" repeating "someone let me out of my mind!" before the song changed into the intro of La Divina Tragedia Makyoku. I wondered if maybe that song had sampled classical music and SOAD was doing the same but the lyrics started up, coming to the chorus where the "God" in "SACRIFICE A SHEEP TO A GOD!" seemed intense as if it truly resonated with God. Then I saw a circle of stars with the text "Death Star"

I win a brawl over Yukari, I fought with an Astora Greatsword buffed with green flame, the rolling R1 slams looking cool with the flame trail. Yukari is nearby and the fight caused her health to drop to 0, popping a Tear of Denial. She just stands there like she doesn't care if someone kills her for a bit, I stand nearby looking through my inventory for a Dark Hand as she finally quaffed a Divine Blessing just as I came next to her and used Dark Hand to grab. As I Lifedrain I notice she looks like a snail woman if they were dark green and their lower bodies were engulfed in tentacles, I think "woah, you sure had me with the glamour" looking at a nearby Yukari figure. She gets up from the drain with a wretched sounded "ohh...." then says "not like that!" as she grabs me, the tentacles wrapped around her arms coiling over mine then burrowing into my chest. I hear really loud squelching and squirting noises though it's basically painless, only really uncomfy. I can barely look at her as I drag my gaze over to her arm, the tentacle had periodic slimy dark green roses or eyes growing out of it and they were bulging with the fluid being pulled out of me as I think "are the tentacles her sukima?"

I went through a bunch of weird/shit dreams that were because I "got the attention of higher dimensional glowies." I had an inventory of items that I could use to fight back, the I only remember one with an icon of fire called Pajeet that would turn the whole dream into a firestorm. I look up later the defintion of Pajeet: 1. an Indian person. 2. to sacrifice to God.

I saw a glow agent laughing about /jp/ saying "because they can't resist their little social activity this year's Reitaisai is going to be in space and hosted by Thanos."

I'm in a classroom, Yukari is sitting at the desk to my right. I ask "you have anything to say about that shit?" She says "we're being recorded" and no more. Okina appears in her place, with Yukari moving to his right. He's pretty big and tall in his seat compared to us. I ask "well, how about you?" He starts speaking with a charming dumb-but-smart big brother voice "That stuff's unspeakable" then starts talking about work "when you do the same thing over and over it eventually becomes automatic, then as you work some more your mind reorders its contents..." I see a line of cabinets settling into order "then some hearts line up..." I see some pink hearts line up in front of the cabinets "and you reach a sort of Zen." He also mentions the decorations in the place being important, pointing out that there was a little green snake sticker on the left wall of the classroom, in the middle near the roof. Then he says "...but you've already got a Family Guy puppet miming your words, so how are you supposed to function?"

I see Yukari in front of a computer, she's playing something like GTA but I notice there's a lot of purple coloured stuff in the game so I say "Yukari Theft Auto, cool." I want to rest my head on her lap and she lets me, but when I turn to the screen she's now watching Nostalgia Critic. All I see is Doug's ugly bald head noticeably pop up, also his lame sketch partners. I say "ugh, this shit" Yukari gives me a stern look so I say "what, it's not shit?" and she seems to motion yes. I look back but can't take it for long and leave Yukari's lap, sitting nearby. I look at her as some stupid sketch is playing and she just groans like now she thinks it's shit too. She gets annoyed, turns it off and comes over to me, I'm sitting beside her with a picture I had been copying from her of beautiful forked lightning, she grabs a pencil and scribbles all over mine in annoyance, which makes me laugh.

I saw myself stomping on my own Yukari fumo repeatedly, and it was left ruined or something. I say to someone it's because I project all my stress onto it, and that I've nearly killed what's basically my child. She seems to be missing her lower body as I take her to an altar someone called the "Altar of God" and washed it, noticing tendrils of black mould coiling up her arms. I'm carrying it away as I see something calling my fumo "The Dragon"

I come into my room and my Yukari figure is missing her face which seems to be a bad thing. I went over to a restaurant to order roast chicken since this would help somehow.

There's a screen saying "Yukari is my girlfriend, but the only effect is that I'm tired. Also Nopperbou."

I'm with Yukari in a car. I'm sitting on the car floor in front of her, I'm happy so I call her name hug her arm, she says "you're still pushing my message the wrong way" it makes me sad so I face and look at the car door. She takes off a shoe, holding it over to my face so I sniff, the smell was just regular shoe she had a wicked sexy American accent as she slowly said "you're not horny enough... you're a boy girl, a girl boy... garters..." There were sexy words alongside garters that I forgot

In my unit, I was fighting with a master who was teaching me, barely staying alive because he generated huge explosions with his punches a martial art called "Death Bong" I survive and learn how to do this myself but master said I'm still going to lose the Shaman Fight, and they were coming not to meet me alive, but dead. I said "even though I'm Flan?" as I look through a book, seeing an image of her.

There were wishes being granted, Yukari said to herself "I wish my boyfriend was cooler..." a guy nearby says "hey, come on, we're making a wish to God" as I see a circular seal with green-teal fungus growing into a shape like Allah covered in spores.

I had a really long name, at least eight with one of them being Augustus.

I see me and it's said Yukari made me God while Okina put The Dragon in my shadow, I see Okina appear through a door on the ground and do so with a little dragon shadow.

I'm walking around when I hear a girl, I thought Yukari, say "I've seen a poster for Doctor Dolittle 2 that looked cooler than you" as I see me walking in a comfy psychiatrist outfit along with a cool little smoke dragon. I walk around some more when I hear her and see it again.

Walking near shops when at least one out of each one had a zombie come out of it I went near a crowded place but thought that just meant it'd spread among them all the more quickly so I ran towards the trees where people were sparse.

I see a meeting of three Patchouli fags around a table. They're represented by avatars of Pache, there's a kind of innocent seeming guy with a big Pache screen along one side of the table, one I don't remember, then a little Patchouli cartoon standing on the table. I thought it was kind of ugly in its standby but when the girl who was the user showed up and its eyes started moving it seemed kind of cute. She said to the guy "you're in love with Patchy" he says "what?" she says "you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about you or someone else having sex with her" and he makes a face to object but then starts thinking about it.

I'm with a girl and I have Okina on the phone, I'm complaining about something, she responds by saying "I once went studying abroad to a Greek college during the summer..." but I can't hear the rest because of the crowd around me became noisy, after it gets quiet I ask "I didn't catch that, Greek, college, Summer, then what?" She says "well that's it, I have no other memories about it than that" and I thought hey that's like me and my dreams. I say "I've been dreaming about Yukari since..." I can see Okina sticking out of a door in front of me looking down on me with a pair of little granny glasses "...since before you were a character!" She says something like about wasting time "trying to go to another world, or digging" the girl with me asks what she means by digging and I guess "she means sticking my head in the sand" but Okina says "digging into the back of your mind." I ask "how do I go to another world anyway?" she says "no lights, no candles, no..." but the crowd around us became loud again. I thought I'd ask her after they died down but when they did the phone was playing ending music and I figured shes gone.

I enter the 4th dimension along with a girl, maybe Kaguya. Moving around in a laboratory, being in the 4th dimension made it so we waded through the floor which split apart into polygonal prisms with red sides, feeling between swimming and wading through tall grass. We come to a big tv screen which a green dragon, Ryujin, appears on, telling us some stuff. Afterwards we leave the 4th dimension and laboratory, but I still have the option to open my menu like Ds3 and in the options can switch an option to "Oversoul" which changes things to 4th dimensional no-clip.

I'm driving a bus, on the very wide road's right side was an annoying guy appearing as a face on a little slime that kept mutiplying to flood the road so I steered left as possible, he flooded the road completely but it was shallow enough to ford my way into an entrance into a river. I see a Touhou character in a swimsuit washed through the river as she gets snagged on a couple of invisible lines near the waist and chest. There's a few dozen characters caught like this, their swimsuits stretching with the flow. I see Cirno who's stretching her onepiece suit way further than anyone else with a doyagao. I come over to Eirin, I tease her by looking left and right into her stretched swimsuit as she embarassedly dodges to avoid my gaze. On the inner back of Eirin's onepiece swimsuit was a sigil that made me think of Yukari's, purple one with the crowns, except it was light-blue. Eirin asks me where Kaguya was. I look next to her and see Kaguya's swimsuit, which was like a kimono, hanging out on the line. I look around on the "ground" and find the Kaguya dummy from the rainbow throne dream, I pick it up and say "I found her!" as I wildy wave it around in front of Eirin who doesn't seem amused. I see behind her Kaguya but with dragon horns and black skin standing still, and on the ground near her a comb. I say "she's behind you, she fused with Ryujin but she dropped her comb." When I woke from this and went back to sleep I just saw the last view again, being told that Kaguya is in Dragonform and the comb is her Twinkling Dragon Torso Stone. Also when I first entered the river I was bothered by moving around in it, opening the menu to switch to Oversoul but the option was blank so I thought it must be a test.

I was with a girl who's maybe Yukari, I met with a guy and she was acting like she was bragging about my muscle, waving my left arm around but not letting my roll up my sleeve. I make her knock it off then show off my bicep to the guy, he says "you reached the limit with your current weights, now there's two things you can do." I said "get heavier weights" as I imagined my bicep exploding painfully, or, all three of us said together excitedly "steroids!"

I saw myself in bed, there was a grid like a wave passing over me with a thin drag in its flow caused by my Lapis Lazuli chunk. My Lapis was Ryujin.(I only just thought of it now but it's like Sekiro) I was scared of scaring off a Japanese artist which made Ryujin say "what?" since he didn't understand why.

I was walking down a path with others and there was the subroute to climb Rising Dragon Mountain. I had already climbed it a couple times before. I saw a chart with ticks and crosses showing approval or disapproval of me doing it again from a few dozen Touhou characters. Patchouli was for me doing so, Koakuma was against, but Koakuma(m) was for.

At a table there's screen showing me a bunch of people in a chart with the number of damage they've done fighting against a machine, a girl encourages me saying "Otae's hits *really* hurt!" as I see her slashing with a samurai sword.

There's a guy in a spaceship that's plummeting to Earth, I look out the window thinking damn that looks scary. Then I'm in a classroom, a guy calls out "yeah, it better be "no soy"" like I said when I ordered some steamed dim sims recently, and I said "yeah, I'm getting fucking test."

I was driving around fast but not really able to move in the right direction I needed to go. I go to a hospital, I see Eiliot Reid/Yukari whose boyfriend had gone through a load of shit for her come up to her and she says she needs to get muscles or she wont have sex, then he's sent off. Turk/Okina(?) is next to her and gives her a wide-mouthed stunned look and she says "yeah I don't mind, it can just be a depression relationship." It ends up with Turk chasing her through the hall, as they come near a wheelchair old person Turk grabs her and they trip into and fall with the wheelchair, their faces gaining age and wrinkles as they fell.

I'm in bed channeling my energy in the best way to produce energy and testosterone, imagining energy coming down from the cosmos, through my spine and into my balls. I was exercising, but thought I still need test to really start growing.

I'm leaving a hospital with Yukari, she goes up to a couple of Yukarifag girls, one of them wearing her hat. She pats one of their heads and says to them "you're easy to handle." I look at her like I want her to be nice to me but walks off with me following.

I see Yukari talking with others outside a hospital, she has an iron ring and as long as she does the Truth is just Arrogance.

I was in a room with some other guys, I finished off a cigarette, flick it into the trash then sit broodily on a recliner and say "I'm fucking lame." They look at eachother like they think I'm cool so I roll up my shirt showing my lankiness. One of them laughs, he says he'll get steroids soon, although it's gonna cost me. I say it's not enough, I need someone to punch me. He wonders why and I say getting punched all over makes you bigger and tougher. We stand in front of eachother and he punches me in the chest and shoulders for a while before another guy takes over for him.

I'm with a recurring faggot, we're watching a fighting game and a fight starts between a tag team of Pram the Oracle with herself against a couple of guys. Pram does nothing but fly away around the screen while spamming ice orb projectiles so the faggot says "bitch!" I say "yeah, not as bad as Yukari though, she's the worst."

Im in a bed with the faggot next to me, we see Yukari at the other end of the room doing something on the computer, she finishes then gets into bed with him so I pull her off onto myself but he's tangled up in our feet or something saying "mmm feels good."

In the same room but Yukari's gone, the faggot is making sex noises so I shut him up with a smack.

In a big shed, someone mentions the "Honeyrider" and how his name is gay as fuck. After a while I ask "who's the Honeyrider, is it me?" It turns out to be the faggot from before as he comes at me. I try slashing him up but his body's made of honey, but his head was normal so when I starting going for that he called a friend who grabbed me in a charge and kept running with me. I was hitting him but it didn't do much in the dream so I thought I'd believe in Lambdadelta to do actual damage, after attacking some more I started slicing off his ear like a Concord Kept when the faggot called him off. I was punching the faggot but then false awake except in the exact same spot, so I say "how the fuck did I get here, my license is suspended" as the other people there wondered too.

In the bed room from before, there's a picture of Yukari with a red lace floating around her in a circle like a barrier. I'm clinging onto the picture like I'm saying "fuck off, leave us alone" to the faggot who's in the room watching me.

Still in the bed room, I put on a Touhou Destination Calabria video but then wonder if that faggot can see as I pause it, check a username list and see his name.

In a room with Yukari and Ran. Yukari's sitting on a sofa giving me silent treatment, then I was surprised because Ran was doing it too. I lay on the sofa and hold Yukari on me though she turns into a cat that tries to get free.

I visit a non-/jp/ /jp/ board, there's a thread on The Simpsons so I wonder if Yukari has posted in it. I see a post saying "The Lace is shitposting his dreams again" someone replies to him "you're just as bad with shitposting your dreams."

Go to a house I've lived in and it's like a tourist spot with stands on the road outside. I buy a corndog and go up into the house. I'm standing in a hall next to a bed with a blanket bunched up on it as black tribesmen invade the house with spears killing everyone though ignoring me, as I thought I might actually be under that blanket.

I go with a bunch of schoolpeople into a class where we play Monster Hunter World. The map was huge.I fought against unremembered monster using dual swords, slashed up its tongue while it was open and broke it, then I broke its claws, then started slashing up its tail but it flew off and a Gravios appeared on the map in its stead. Someone wondered why we had to play this game, it was responded it had to due with the world becoming corrupted. In the classroom was a page with a spread of many tarot cards, there were three knight cards next to eachother, the Knight of Cups was pink, someone pointed to it and said it was me.

I see a picture of a 6 tailed brown kitsune(me), with Yukari on a leash.

I walk around a gallery, there's a long haired brown girl in front of one exhibit of a love art piece from the renaissance. I stand next to her and see it's an empty room with nice furniture, with only a little love note carved onto the floor. I put my arm around her and look at it for a bit.

Go into a room with Yukari in it, I go up to her and kiss her, using tongue for a while as I eventually false awaken kissing my blanket.

I'm driving with Yukari, there's a guy in a car behind us who's another boyfriend I guess. He was doing something that was pissing her off, smoking, or maybe it was his car she didn't like. After telling him off repeatedly she gets out of my car, goes up to him and says if he doesn't stop she'll have sex with her brother(me). She comes back into my car as I say "you're so mean! I love you!" then she imitates "I love you I love you" in an idiotic voice.

I see Yuuka and made as if I was going to kiss her but woke up.

There's a guy who comes into a room with me and a couple of others saying "after that sissy's PUNISHMENT thread dies I'm going to post the sex." He had a gem made out of a beautiful girl he was going to swallow and fuse with. I say "you bastard! Great idea, but you bastard!" as I and the others grab gems made of beautiful girls and do the same. Everyone but me seemed to become a gigantic kraken, one of them saying "the Transformer's cube is so amazing!" as they did so, while I became Dragon God and flew up on top of a skyscraper as they laid waste to the city.

There was a guy following me, to a train station saying I lost to him. I was supposed to board a train with Hecatia but the train was full and left without me, I clung to the door but the operator reversed the train and told me to get off.

Sitting on an office chair outside a train station, looking at a picture of Yukari with a big futa cock and balls, the dick was inverted half-way and she was surrounded by a gap showing inside her balls that her cum was little dicks. I stuck my hand in pants despite it being in public but it started raining so I went under a bus shelter and thought someone else would probably come so I switched to the version of the image that had no gap and didn't show her dick.

Saw a Yukarifag posting something about Yukari having a white face and saying "well, at least you're like me in your obsession, and that one dream seemed to foreshadow her jumping out the window on you."

I was Rance outside the station, I lost something, had a little Remi or something I sent at someone but it didn't work and I don't remember this part well.

I was carrying around a woman's ass, wanting to entrust it to someone, though thinking that it's really hard to take care of as I thought of a whole bunch of shit I had to do for it.

There's a guy holed up in a room near the station, I gave him a bunch of figures of girls thinking it'd help him but when I came back later his room was a padded asylum with insane scribbles in one corner, he came up to me talking about one of those girls coming to claim his virginity.

Another guy living in a room near the station who seems crazy, I go into his place with him and a weird Yukari and he tries to have her grab me to make me stay. She grabs me but some of my shirt tears off as I run for the door, he calls for Homer to grab me and I sort of expected a hand to reach out of a wall or the door to grab me but nothing happened as I left. I thought, aren't I Homer? As I'm see I'm wearing his clothes and the torn bit was already patched up with some crappy looking brown white cloth, and I thought about when I go to class tomorrow a hand might pop out of a desk to grab me.

Big tarot reading spread showing that I was The Honey to a girl who represents The World, not Yukari, and because of this I got drive-by'd while walking outside.

Walking the street up to the place I live, I walked on the edge of the sidewalk and other "borders" while I heard someone in a class talking shit about me. I come to the class, the teacher gives a writing prompt of "a rose" or maybe love. I'm inside writing about Yukari showing up and actually not treating me like shit when someone passes by the window behind me so I turn around and hiss at him, as he gives an annoyed look in passing, then turn back to my page and write "hisssss!"

Flying around, I flew up on a slope where there was a gameshow host and the contestants were at the bottom. One of them was Yukari with another girl. Me appearing nearby caused an alarm to sound so Yukari and the girl ran off and the show was over. Another Yukari appears and says "10 lions" as I fall on the ground and she whips my back with a knotted whip, I could feel the pain but pleasure started mixing in which is why I think she stopped at 6 whips.

Run into Yukari at some other place and got alarmed again.

In a backyard playing around with Yukari and others. I ask if she loves me, maybe she says yes but since red lace only appeared around one arm and both legs rather than both legs and arms I said she didn't mean it. I said to a guy "well, I can just go buy some lace to put around the remaining arm, that would work right, totally not just insane is it?" and he seems to encourage me. We set off for a store, immediately leaving the backyard there's a rack with a red pair of scissors which I grab like they'll do it while that guy laughs at the idea of trying to make her mine.

In a tall building centered around a cult someone was led up to the top floor by a member betraying them, the leader then falls to the ground floor in demonic power armour saying if anyone can strip this devil's armour off him they'll be freed and that he hates that he has to announce this because of his contract. I'm fighting with him in a Devil May Cry game, he would grab me and charge me around, also stealing some item off me which makes it so I can grab him in a choke hold where I have to point the analog sticks in the right direction. The fight's sort of put on hold as I'm looking through my inventory, there's milk that changes colour when I want revenge from theft so I know when I can grab and another that was an offering to a goddess of sweet dreams, since her name made me think arahitogami lets say amayumegami. The description said that making offerings to her disturbs the goddess of disturbing dreams. Yukari shows up and wants some pills off me offering me a bunch of $1 coins. I thought she could buy a pill bottle for cheaper and more so I handed them over but she kept the coins, but pulled out a sheet of paper showing some weird Thanos entity saying I should become him, I said fuck no as I'm prying the coins out of her hands as a girl shows up pointing back at the cult leader bossfight asking if either of us ever bother to 100% games and we both said no. She said instead of us trying to get the other to do it why don't we play together on stream while the whole world watches.

In a tall room with a bunch of others, Yukari floating above us. Someone tells her to build a sacrificial tower, Yukari gives a moment of silence, I say "as long as you're okay with being the first one sacrificed." She builds it then floats down near us, selecting one person who was a false follower, taking him up atop the tower, torturing him for a bit then beheading him, his body parts falling inside the tower.

In either my dream thread or Yukari's thread, saw people posting about an animation that was the sac tower dream just before, I thought, "it wasn't a dream?"

In a stairwell place, there's a ghost of some dude bothering me at one door so I left shit by it.

At a little gathering outdoor round a table, the ghost of that ginger comes saying "you have to keep fighting if you want Yukari's love, when does love become love anyway?"

There's rows of desks lined up before a stage, Yukari is up there but I don't remember anything she said. A guy next to me did some pushups and she did it as well though they both did them very poorly. I see some thing at the right of the hall saying someone(me) picked up a red and blue gemstone but was failing to do much with it, also mentioning some other thing that was also me failing to do much with it. I notice Sengoku Nadeko sitting at the desk on my left. Yukari makes fun of me somehow.

I see an Angus Nicneven webpage that was the Pnakotic Manuscripts, it had 5 or 6 links to other pages that I just clicked on all of before immediately returning each time, with another layer of distorted bgm being added to the page each time, on one subpage or the main page was a 999999 watcher saying I was the one who had to stop the corruption from destroying everything as the webpage turned into a bsod although black with orange text. Then I'm in a mall, Angus goes into a storeroom with an older guy, coming out with a couple of magic-boosting artifacts he hands me as I stiffly say "thanks" for each, not expecting this. One of them has a little knob that I'm using as an analog stick for a Disgaea game, my party being Killia, Red Magnus, and a couple other melee protagonists who were about lvl 20-25 and myself, a flaming sorcerer who was lvl 30. There was a battle against a lvl80-100 Charizard that I started, using a powerful flame spell that only did about 10% of its hp.

Walking a dirt road with others, I notice I'm naked I'm saying it's the dream's fault, someone points out the bushes have a bunch of clothes in them so I get dressed, I leave the others going up into a house, entering a room where a couple native Americans were smoking hookah with another guy.

Playing Dota 2 as Nature's Prophet on Radiant's side. I pushed mid lane until the barracks was destroyed then died, I saw that our bottom barracks was lost, I respawned in time to defend the Ancient, tp'd and spawned trees around it though my team mates had pushed top lane and destroyed their Ancient just then. There was someone on the enemy team who could turn someone else into big black blob with bones sticking out of it though there could only be one and the weaker they were the more beautiful it looked.

I was at a mall looking through pictures of Yukari and Okina, each was a different colour and had one of them far in the distance with fences along the way. https://files.catbox.moe/6cvtxx.png

I turned into a spirit of Dragon God looming over the mall, I struck my index finger down into the Boost Juice shop.

I had three hand guns that were red, blue and I don't remember the other colour. Some guy asks as if he's seen similar things "is that what you get when you die?" I say "these dreams are what I get for playing Dark Souls."

In a not-so-crowded hall adjacent to a crowded one. Someone mentions me not being good with crowds, Shizuka Masou suddenly appears as if she isn't good with them either. We both go out into the crowded hall. I saw a guy I knew, I grabbed him by the arm but he turned around a different person. I thought "Huh? Ninja replacement?" I went to grab the arm of a girl expecting the same thing and she turned around as a guy. Then I saw Shizuka heading back. She had been in front of me in the mix of the crowd but started returning to the previous room. There were a couple of people coming through the door but she didn't wait, instead they just push against eachother at the door for a few seconds until I pull her back, let them through, then go with my arm around her. Walking with her in the other room I thought she's a very good woman to pair with, the mental image of her assets coming to mind.

I had a line up of black cards that some girls commented on, specifically the one I looked at. It had a picture of an asylum that I had left but was apparently going to return to, it said "You can listen. But..."

Outside Ariandel Chapel, around its right side, I see one forlorn with a raggy walking frame get hugged by another and think "wow that's a rare animation" then kill them. I see one forlorn on the left side who was watching vomit, thinking "that's a rare animation too" as I go inside. The Chapel looks like a half-constructed modern building with a lot of graffitti around it. Maybe it was graffitti but "Elfgard" came to mind. At the far end of the Chapel was a bricked-up doorway, but it was just a wall standing in front of the actual end that I went around. I left through the end and was walking outside somewhere thinking about Hecatia.

In a classroom, there's a horny retard on my right, Shinki is sitting at a desk on my left and says she wouldn't mind having sex with him. I think "welp, there's goes my mom." I see Yukari and wonder what she thinks of my thoughts. Leaving the class, the retard goes berserk because of a gemstone on his head that was malfunctioning. I tried to get him to calm down, after a bit someone comes with a replacement and we fix him. Nearby is Yukari with another girl, Yukari had a picture of Chen since maybe she had gone berserk and had to be fixed like that guy. The girl laughs at the weird way Yukari acts, I ask about it and she said Yukari texted her saying she had sex, I ask "who with!?" She says "I asked and she said "if you say "me" that makes you King of the World."

I come up to Pontiff arena, thinking about how it's associated with Yukari, so I go to enjoy the view at its rim. The railing is missing and there's a canyon with a fast strong river flowing through it below, with a hot busty girl bathing in it. She looks up to me saying something about burning the image into my eyes. I make my way down and join her in front of the mammoth skeleton in the river she held herself against. I hugged her for a bit until I noticed a sushi shop nearby, me and her go over and the shop owner says she used to catch his fish and clean his dishes.

I was Flan, Yukari and others were ahead of me. In my right hand was a straight sword which I struck against the ground a couple of times, hard enough to cause a visible shockwave like a shadow that quickly flickered along the track.

I was with Yuyuko, there was some guy running for an election. She said he wasn't bad so I told her off bringing up an error in her judgement. She retorted by saying "yeah, well, my boobs are bigger than yours." Then I noticed I was a girl and her breasts were indeed slightly bigger.

In a kitchen with a girl, she was hinting that Yukari was cheating, until Yukari came into the room.

I was in a race, there was a weird old guy in front of me and Yukari behind, we came to a checkpoint or something. I waited for Yukari and grabbed her, I saw the old man was still around and asked him to distract the guards at the stop point for me, he ran in front of them to do so as I flew out and up into the sky. Yukari was unresponsive like she wasn't even there, I flew up and said to my headphones "play Bio-Magnetic Tunnel Transport" but it misheard me and called up some supplier girl talking about gains so I tried again but it misheard again so I gave up. I flew over the city and crash landed near a black tribesman, he said "you have long hair like a king." I said "I am a king" he brought up some asshole king who had ruined everything a while back so I said I wasn't like him. He led me to his tribe and they all gathered around me. I asked something like "what do about a woman..." One of them guesses something, I say he's wrong, another guesses cheating and I show he's right. One tribesman says "oh well, everyone's about to turn into a centipede out there anyway" so I smack him, the chief rebukes me so I say sorry. He starts telling me something but Yukari, as a long thin steel rope-worm with pincer mouthparts, comes out of a nearby vent whipping around the tribe causing chaos before I bite onto her and she retracts until I'm being held against the vent as she's screaming stuff at me and I'm just summarizing in my head "Yukari, worm, vent, I'm biting her." https://files.catbox.moe/9abh5t.png

I was sitting somewhere when a crow haphazardly landed on my shoulder, I thought cool, but one means bad luck so I started saying "how's the wife?" when another lands on my shoulder. Then they started talking saying the situation's really dire for me. I asked what to do about it and they repeated a few times "stupidity" and I thought it probably meant posting naster's video. Saw them in human form as a male and female before they flew away.

Saw an image of Yukari like she's the sun as I've seen before but it was shattered, showing an orange rose through the break.

Saw glowing text "naster" like it was a helpful positive thing.

In a flooded pathway, there was a Yukarifag who Black Flame'd me, I noticed my health was really tiny in this area, I went after him with a 2h straight sword landing a few hits that killed him.

A girl laughed at my name "Soeltaar" because of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo I said "yeah well

FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hOevNUg0gM

HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HqhAhQaVI with the videos floating beside me,.

Yukari laughed at my name Soeltaar, I didn't bother bringing up anything.

I saw "Faggot" in blue and red.

With a crowd, a guy popped up out of a big metal tube, Yukari was nearby and said "he is our leader." I said "he is a faggot", noticing he was wearing pink leopard underwear and short top, and since Yukari said nothing back I thought she agreed. He said something that made me slash at him but he disappeared without a fight. Someone called me saying he's coming where they are but much stronger.

Saw a Ds3 video of me and another guy fighting someone, the camera was left behind as we went into a building and came out after killing him. There were two songs playing over it, the second of which was Ego Brain.

I was with someone, looking at a Yukari figure I said "it's a love that can overcome anything..." in a weak shaking voice.

There was an assembly I was going to, but the lyrics "love prevails over all" popped into my head as my left eye felt not like it was tearing up but like it was dislodged a little, but the emotion was the same. I thought "fuck this shit, I'm going to go think about Yukari" As I'm walking away there's a wall falling on the path to prevent exit, there's a girl ahead of me warning but I just manage to make it through okay, then she points out a teacher behind the wall who used a control to make sure I wasn't crushed.

I was fighting naster in smash bros, I was Zelda and he was another girl. First round I do ~170% to him and I'm at ~80% before time runs out without either knocking out so I win. My girl calls herself "Cassie" while his calls herself "Porno" Next round there's a whole bunch of item shit going on that gets me knocked out quickly, then knocked out again quickly after coming back due to some big head smashing me. I say "fuck, how can this happen to me" as I respawn and throw a Pokeball into the chaos.

I was flying over a coastline, there were girls who were guardians that came after me but I charmed them, they were flying behind me over the land but when naster's video appears in front of me a few disassociated with me.

I killed naster in a duel with twinaxes, as I walked over to him I could feel him tense up but I just dropped a Rope Black Firebomb instead of a Stalk Dung Pie so he went "oh."

Around the sleeping giants, fighting with twinaxes against naster while there's a host and his phantom attacking us too. I could level up like in Warcraft 3, choosing between Critical Strike and Lifesteal I pick the former. He parried me, popped my tear with riposte, I rolled away from shivs but just as my stamina runs out I get hit by a Lightning Arrow. Then I see naster rolling away from host+phantom to near where I died, doing a quick cutesy anime girl pose like the V over the eye before dodging away.

I was going to a laboratory with some others, I had a little figure sized Pram in nekomata form floating around by my side with an aura like a super saiyan but white/blue/icy. We came to a big ice cold pool, someone expressed reluctance to dive to the bottom of it but I said "it's either we go through here or over Antarctica's rim"

I was walking around when my left eye fell out, it turned into a flat holographic plastic rendering of my eye which I trick to stick back into the socket but it would just fall back out. Doremy appears with a huge contract offering to fix it so I start signing. She says my manager Pram wont be happy about this but I say fuck it, better than losing an eye. Then Doremy does some shit, afterwards I see I've got a hideous full-head metal brace holding the eye in its socket, I shrug and say "still better than losing an eye."

I'm in a class, someone tells me my goal is to get milk from the teacher. When the teacher passes by me I grip her by the arm but she shrugs me off with a "no way."

I'm in a bathroom. Yukari comes in and makes for the shower, so I make as if to join her but she says "no way," but before going in she stops as if she feels the need to pay me at least some service, doing a weird spin that flashes her black panties at me a couple of times. She also mentions that she's nearly mindbroken. Then I'm outside the bathroom doing a Dark Souls parry motion at the door as if I was testing her patience or something, before I see an image of her appear with a giant gap behind her that showed cosmic horror toothy red mouths like space had been swallowed up.

I'm running a track with others, a little midget effect Yukari runs past going really fast so I ditch the girls I was walking with to chase her, but she kept out of reach.

I see Okina, in Lapp's armour, at Pontiff arena. She Stalk Dung Pied back at me a couple times like she was saying "fuck you."

I fought Yukari at Pontiff arena, I used a Harald CGS, but I lost. When I died "SLAVE" appeared on the screen in orange.

I saw Yukari with a box she going to gift me, inside it was either a big red ruby or a dung pie.

At Pontiff arena, I'm on the spectator's bit with Lapp-Okina, before I go down to the edge of the rail where Yukari was standing. I took her panties off then went back to Okina, using the Toast gesture with the panties in my outstretched hand.

I was with some guys, I said to one "you wouldn't believe the bullshit Yukari's putting me through because I'm not gud enough at videogames."

I was playing Ds3 with some guys watching me. I used a Harald CGS until someone sent me a long message talking about how Curved GS is the best weapon class, I just type "too slow" before deleting it because talking on PSN is usually shit. Then I switched to a Scimitar and slashed a CGS user before rolling through his hit as the people watching me say "that's fast."

While half-awake some hypnagogic messages came to me. I saw on Danbooru a picture of a girl with white-blue hair like Keine's, but no hat and I don't remember anything below the neck. I looked at the character tag and it was "Eilienen" I was told "the Hounds of Tindalos are on your side" as I saw an itasha that had Aya Nue Yukari and Tewi on its hood.

Hecatia had tried to send a message to rich people through me, but somehow it backfired. I think "oh well, guess I'll just have to git gud at Twinaxes" Then I was writing up in the air

S T R I V E

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then thought about writing the same thing but with DO/DONT but thought it wasn't as good.

I saw Hecatia in an interview with a kid and their parent but her face was shadowed over so I thought it was a little fragment of Hecatia because she's so busy. I go to a bar and sit between Junko and Hecatia. I see Hecatia read my mind about her plan backfiring before she briskly exited the room. Junko pours out a bit of her whiskey for me, but since I don't really want it I drink it then try and shotgun her but it spilled a bit over her wide mouth since she didn't expect it.

I saw a guy looking up at some high far off object of his desire. I was carrying around a Patchouli hat, wig, and dress which I would put on to transform into a Jigoku Shoujo-like entity that would help someone do anything for a high price. I saw myself after a case, as Patchouli in a dim garage atop a giant mound of gold ingots with a little bit of sunlight shining down from above me.

I was playing Fortress Survival Alpha, I'm with another guy looking at our inventories because the builders had three versions of Blink with very long descriptions about how they're used. We say to eachother "I guess the creators really thought this out." I blink into a base that has monsters leaking into it. Since my builder is Patchouli, the base's builder, who was maybe that one big Patchouli avatar guy, yelled "Patchy!!!" as some monsters got near me. Unconcerned, I asked if one building I saw was like a Well as I clicked on it and healed up, then blinked away.

A girl posted at me saying "I can't believe Hecatia made you a goddess under her!"

Next to a car, I thought to myself about Yukari "Hmm, yep. Still the best."

Yukari showed up, we were supposed to teach nursery rhymes to the world that would make her immortal, but instead she just killed me.

In a little classroom, I see Yukari and ask what I'm supposed to be doing. She says "I've left all my instructions for you in those binders." There's two binders, pink and blue, on my desk. When I go to open them they suddenly become thin and the page opens to a sketch of Yukari with her hair drawn in chunks. Then the Yukari in the class transforms into a short blackened Havel with Parting Flame and Murky, coming after me flaming and slashing at me.

Yukari, we go into a house as she tells me she's still coming to marry me. There's a clarinet in the room so she gets excited talking about how she tutored a girl who won a talent show or something. She goes over and plays the clarinet for a bit. We were watching a British standup comedian on her phone. He said something that wasn't funny but the whole crowd laughed, with one of them saying "haha, you're funny." Yukari switched it off and walked off a bit sadly, as I mused after her "The Programming." I'm in a different room in the house, Yukari says something about reaching the age of 78 in the middle of the dark ages, I say "that's ancient!" I see a video of a Japanese guy maybe reading my dreams, as he called me "Yukari's boyfriend" and "Flandre."

Once dreamt Angus tweeted that Saya no Uta was fine art, especially since it was made before The Programming began.

I see an image of my face, there's another eye below my left eye but it had no pupil, I guessed it was my blind third eye, there was another pair of eyes below this one, I don't know what's with them, then there was a single eye below them, it was Yukari's eye which had a little half-smile below it with a big fang sticking out digging into my flesh, and I wanted to draw another eye and the other half of the smile with another fang. I was told Yukari is a succubus and that she could unpossess me and take over someone else but she would lose all her memories.

Driving down a dirt road, the sky was filled with sparkles and little green auroras so I called it a "Sparkling Night." When we reached the house we were headed to, we got out of the car and saw some of these auroras floating nearby. They were weird little lifeforms I grabbed out of the air. I tried to let them back into the air after I was done looking at them but they wouldn't float, I tried to help for a bit but thought it might be a case of interfering with nature doing more harm than good. I wondered what Yukari would say as I looked back and saw her wave over to the house so I told the rest to leave the things alone on the ground.

Out of an underground base me Yukari and others were going to face an attack. I was leaving through a side entrance alone with Yukari as I said back to someone "yeah, I'm leaving the same way she is, but it's not like I'm going to be clinging onto her, we've got a fight to fight." Yukari had dual weapons and I said that reminded me of her using a different kind of pair weapons, she said "you mean the maracas?" which made me remember her using Drang Hammers. The side entrance we left by was like Giant's Causeway, I flew over to a guy who was attacking us, I grabbed him and channeled lightning through him but he had a hand covered with pepper, which helped earth him somehow, against the ground. I pointed a gun at his hand and threatened to shoot before someone else interrupted.

There was a big tall black stubby dragon king that was patrolling a blackened ravine carved out of a cliff, there was a race of talking bat people who were oppressed, I let them out somehow, with one of them commenting on me having big black bat wings myself which I could see as if I was standing behind myself.

I was Flan and I could fly by using my wings to manipulate density and something else, which I saw as two sliders like the PSN's clipping function. I flew along a crowded sidewalk, seeing Marisa among them.

I'm talking with a statue of the Great Spirit, at one point interrupted him so I can just stand in front of him trying to remember what he looks like. His round old man head, round eyes, blocky square eagle legs, eagle wings, stood out. https://files.catbox.moe/tg7we5.png I went around to his back and saw a thin thing coming out of his back tucked behind his left wing and asked what it was. He said "Huh? Oh, you mean my cat-snake." We could see in the distance another person atop another Great Spirit statue, I could see below the top part was a big pharoah-like statue and below that some decorations like castle battlements maybe. He fused with the GS and turned into a tall kraken that went around consuming everything and turning it into ink. I said "we better do something about that" so the GS I was with turned into a little energy ball that went inside my head. I then flew over to the other guy, my head phases through his as I bite out the GS that was inside his head, rendering him a normal dude. He says "you fused with the Great Spirit, you really are the Shaman King!" I say "of course" then some bombastic victory rock music plays which makes me laugh. Going into another room, there was a cool heavy metal song playing with lyrics based on the rage people feel over Dark Souls.

I was running through the Ringed City, being chased by Haralds as I was either Yukari or I left my controls to her as she dodged the slashes and I thought about how she was associated with them somehow.

I was with Yukari, but she transformed into a Winter Lantern and chased me, maybe I killed her, as I thought about how cool these dreams would be to tell her.

I was running to Filianore's Church, the pathway was narrow and had a bridge in the middle that some NPCs wearing Scholar's Shed Skin were waiting on. When they saw me they called out for help as several more of them appeared along with some Ringed Knights, Haralds, slaves, etc. I ran past them and went into the church.

I came to Pontiff where there were a bunch of dark spirits fighting in the arena. I used bowglitch to swap Ringed Knight Spear's leap onto Morne's Great Hammer then jumped into the crowd using a version of Morne's Rage that instead created a white circle on the ground with more than double the AoE, called a "Nuke" killing everyone with a couple of these. Then I saw the Host watching from the ledge, he was Killface(I barely even watched Frisky Dingo 10+ years ago) I went up next to him and he seemed impressed, saying "Instead of one I'm going to grant you two wishes."

At Pontiff, I was using glitch to cast Sacred Flame with Lighting Bow, but instead switched it to Lightning Spear which only has the melee lightning bolt when cast like that. I chased(rolled after) a guy until I hit him with it and it did ~800 damage but in orange text. An orange-lightning glitch artifact was created on the spot, looking like Morne's Great Hammer but trimmed down into an Ultra Greatsword. I looked through my gestures for Prayer, passing over one called "Sapiens" that looked like a hollow clutching its head with insanity. I selected Prayer which was like Bloodborne's one which I did under the glitch artifact.

In a classroom, on my computer I'm looking at /jp/. There's like 12 Yukari threads back-to-back in the bump order of the catalogue. I click on one and it's just someone calling her a whore. I click on another one which was a super high effort post, the page turned black, although shining colours of the rainbow, there were maths equations all over the background in all different colours, the OP was long, with a paragraph listing all the different noble traits that Yukari was highest embodiment of, then a long paragraph listing the different things her name means, among them "T-rex, Tigrex, Retunion" the last of which I read as reunion before noticing the t. I just thought I'd post the dream where Yukari said she was coming to marry me. I move next to Kikyo in the classroom. She sees my laptop has a tinfoil wallpaper and I have some tinfoil set up in front if it and asks "does that stuff actually help?" and I say in a hurt tone "no!" The black+rainbow combination brings to mind a hallucination of Yukari I saw with iridescent-rainbow black bat wings

In a classroom full of Flanfags, I put some thing down on my desk and left the classroom that left all of them excited and made it so one troll faggot among them had to stay quiet. I was famous I guess because I was sending a tweet saying "Ryukishi07 still hasn't told me how to deal with fans gushing at me!"

In a big building escorting a weak girl. A giant hound bigger than a bull appeared, I told her to stay still while I made a bunch of movement that had it come over to me. I acted as if I owned the place and pet it, which made it go passive. I go with the girl into another room where it turned into Disgaea gameplay, the large room was filled with monsters flying above us, they attacked everywhere I guess, because afterwards I selected Fenrich to use a move that would attack everything on the map including allies and saw the escort girl was already dead, so I wondered why it wasn't a game over, before I made him do it, he said something like "Wolf Roll Vault-vault-vault-vault!" as he somersaulted through the air and split into a thousand clones that attacked the map, someone asked "was that supposed to rhyme?" I was looking at a door with a golden lock being opened by a golden key as I notice Yukari next to me but she's looking off into space uninterested or I thought she might be watching through my eyes so she didn't need to look. Through the door was a dark room that a couple of rats had lived in and made music by rubbing bowls, but eventually they couldn't do it anymore, I asked if it was due to age and he said at first it was due to something else but then it was due to age. Entered one room with Yugi's gang minus Yugi, they had made cards based on themselves. I left the building with Yukari, there was an old doctor guy talking about his brother telling him his wife doesn't think he's man enough and asking for advice, he said if you don't think of yourself as man enough you've got a problem. There's a couple flirting with eachother, the man grabbing his wife, as the doctor calls males the perverted sex. Yukari seems to want to join their fun but they left, so instead she started grabbing the doctor's arm, I pulled her arm away saying "don't tease me" she said "to me you're just a shnuger" I said "shnuger?" she said "sugar" as some girl grabbed her from behind saying "sugar!" which made Yukari laugh a little while my laugh was a short high-pitched burst of being too stressed out.

At an electronics/game store with Yukari, there was a couple of store clerks behind some glass that had little green perk icons, one of them being a green hand. I acted really stupidly for some reason, pulling up the glass next to them and putting my fingers on the green hand perk that was there which made the clerk next to me get mad because hers started not recognizing her fingerprints anymore, I run away from the bullshit as I see Yukari walking away ahead of me counting down from 10 as if she's going to leave or something if I didn't get back to her in time. I wrap my arms around her shoulders the moment after she counts 1 and she seems to let it go.

Saw a big gorgeous woman floating around, not quite as big as Gwynevere. She had knights orbiting around her whose fighting styles were based upon the rose. She said I didn't make her feel horny at all, but she was interested in me. I saw a message, something like "All yukaris are welcome."

Coming up to the door of a mansion that was maybe a spaceship, it had a note on the door saying that Toyohime was going to close it down, but I tore it off and went inside. I was betting with someone that this spaceship is going to take off while he was against me but admitted that it was going to.

Tarot spread with 5 cards in a line, I saw several of them were of cups and thought it was good but saw the far right was Ace of Cups reversed, complete dissatifaction, the one before it was another cups card in reverse, the one second from the left was Queen of Cups, Eirin.

I ran along a road before falling down a long way into what is my soul. In the middle of a flat park was a ~100 meter diameter circular pavement. Near the middle was a fireplace, maybe. To the right of that was four of The Devil in the forms of winged demons, one was small, one was just bones, two were large, they were on fire. They moved in a circle like they were dancing around a campfire, throwing their arms up every minute to renew the fire buff. Near the bottom left of the pavement was a rose with a red stem and a blue flower, something to do with having blue eyes. Near the bottom right was a blue and black thing that made me think of Lapis lazuli.

Along the street I live on but it felt like rural country. There was a black fox girl who had left an old couple she lived with, I met with her and managed to bond, thinking that I had read a manga about someone getting over the girl they loved for another and now it was happening with me. She still wanted to support that couple so we caught a basket of fish and were going to bring it to them when a wandering old lady told us off saying those fish would be poisonous. I'm riding horses with her over a tundra, there was Monty Python coconut banging going on even though we had horses, we dismounted and the coconut banger stopped though the horse trotted a teensy bit after making the same noise. There was a rodent monster burrowing super fast over the tundra that it left upheaval in a large area, when it passed by us that girl was lost. I see a weak monster meeting up with a strong monster, they puffed themselves up and smashed together but the weak one won because it has absorbed that girl, who was Venus, "the milk." Next thing I know I'm with her again, I thought she might be Yukari/controlled by Yukari. Monsters show up, we both have fiery swords that we slash around, causing a great tiger spirit to claw the movements we traced with inferno.

I saw a repeat of the last bit of dream but the tiger was Baihumon on fire with a lightning bolt horn.

I visited a Japanese house and was asking people to teach me mudras. I went to watch a sumo match between DemolitionD and someone else, Demo accidently cheated in the way he advanced, then he had a stand that was like cyborg Eminem that fused with another cyborg. Someone was going to have a rap battle with him to save us but instead they injected everyone with zombie serum and divided our body parts into bags stored in drawers, cyborg Eminem talking about how humans are useless because he can just read their art patterns.

There was a big pen of many rabbits in front of my house, they dug out and wandered around. I saw two pokemon, Hypnos(sic, not that Hypno) and Chansey with a halo.

I hear someone call Yukari a slut, and another say "come on, she's too glorious." I'm at a party, I see her at the other side so I blow her a kiss, she swoons a bit, then kisses the person on her right, either Yuyuko or Kaguya.

Traveling on some ships with orc shamans, one of them shows off how to make flames with his left hand, I manage to imitate it then the flames turn into a nen ability. I could generate swarms of large(3x regular size) black mosquitos that instantly kill people upon biting them. There was a sea dragon making us do an obstacle course in one sinking ship.

Someone asked me if he could eat eggs when he dies and I said he could if someone offered him one.

Wet dream with a boy and a girl tied to the front of two ships that crashed into eachother, with them inserting and cumming into eachother.

I went to a Japanese snake faction stronghold. I was playing poker or something with the leader and many others such that we needed more than one pack of cards. I was Shō Fu Kan, or maybe he was with me. The leader starting fighting me before recognizing me as the person who was once the leader of this place, and that he was outmatched. I go into the main meeting hall where Togame and others were kneeling before the snake clan, I went beside her and said "hey, Shō Fu Kan is the snake king" then I said "oops" after everyone started murmuring about it.

Upgrading my character I gave myself a ~6th cast of Black Flame, there was also a spell like a flame trail but I left it at one cast. Then I was biting and fighting the gamedev because I would make it so UGSs actually swing at a decent speed and some other thing while I threw them away into a river though they teleported back.

I "hacked" nasters yt account because his password was just xpasswordx, I was talking to some of his friends as they were thinking I'd delete his videos but I said I wouldn't, though I was tempted to rename mine "Soeltaar best HATEMAIL (salty God)". I was dueling with him and them outside Filianore's church, I was using Twinaxes, when I was brought to low hp I switched my rings to Red and Blue Tearstones, the latter allowing me to survive a hit from the Witch's locks with a sliver of hp. I fell off a ledge but there was a platform down there, while I was climbing back up I saw two of the people present were Sanae, so I thought "hey, they're Touhoufags too."

Locked in a large church with others, one of them hated me. I looked in my inventory and mentioned that my weakness was Magic, then rechecked and said that actually Poison is my biggest weakness. He threw a little ball, programming it to spread a virus.

I went with others into a church, there was a boss fight against Nodens, who was a large bearded old man water elemental. The others were overleveled so they killed him quickly. I was thinking "Elden Ring really is just DS3 2, they even have Nodens" who I remembered as an unused model in DS3. Going forwards in the church, there was a shrine to Nodens, that was a statue shaped like him with a couple of taps in front of it. Ahead of this shrine was some book shelves, I picked up an Alice in Wonderland book that like Narnia had a lion on the cover, and another Alice in Wonderland that had Alice Margatroid on the cover. I went to the counter to borrow them but the long haired girl who looked over the renaissance exhibit with me offered to pay for me, even though one book was $20 and the other $40, she even just gave me her card to use afterwards so while we left the church for the parking lot I said "yay, now I can buy steroids" she said she'd take a picture of me, to compare I guess. I come across a car full of schoolmates, they say about one of them that he's like me, I say "what, he's dreamt a shit ton about everyone and everything he's ever known?" and they said yeah. I'm walking around wondering where my car is when some guy reminds me it's around the back of the building. Another guy bumps into me and steals my shit, I'm trying to pry stuff back off him, as he realise it's just books, and the money card was in a girl's diary so he drops it too, along with a bunch of sandwiches I had. I pick up the one sandwich that didn't get dirty and scarf it down, then pick up most of what's on the ground before heading to my car. I see Alice Margatroid along the way, when I pass by I hear her say something about her unrequited love to another person. I turn back and say "it's not me, is it?" She says "yes it's you, you social goofball." I say "I'm going to make you happy!" as I go to put my stuff in my car and remember that I somehow left her book on the ground, so I was going to go retrieve it.

Back in the church, Nodens was a dragon made of water that was pissed off at a pirate that stole some of his treasure. He breathed jets of water at him but the pirate had a chainsaw arm that he'd deflect the blasts with, but then Nodens breathed a chainsaw spray that took his arm. I was with Yukari who wanted me to fetch some item, she put down instructions for another guy to get it, I wanted her to type on my phone but the touch screen was fucked up so it was typing random letters until I remembered I had a stylus I could pull out of the phone's bottom. Yukari seemed a little surprised, and also had her own stylus. She started scribbling a picture that was instructions or a map I guess although it was very pretty, my hand kind of got in the way of the left of the picture so she got annoyed and stopped. Leaving the church with Yukari, that guy has that thing and gives it over saying I'll have to escort his son home. I say "yeah, and what, you want a date with my wife?" He implies yes so I start kicking the shit out of him until he's not moving anymore. I tell his son to take him home but he says "isn't he dead?" I check his pulse and he's cold, so I put him in a nearby flower bed and kick dirt over him. Yukari's gone, I start teleporting up the skyscraper next to us while his son does the same, following me. I say "if you can do that then maybe your dad isn't really dead." I come to the top of the skyscraper which is a hang-out place thinking that thinking he might be alive and with Yukari makes it more likely to be so. I come and see her reclining on a beach chair, maybe.

I was far off some place, Yukari was riding back to where we were before on a motorcycle, I teleport on behind her. As we reach the skyscraper from before it's a Coffee Club with a visible open air place at the top as I say to her that's where I saw her last in my previous dream.

I was walking with Yukari. I come to a room where a christian pastor is hysterically climbing into a cupboard saying "please no, I don't want to know everything!" I say "ok" and shoot him in the head.

I was gathered with a crowd at the end of a pier, we were going to transport into Makai. At the head of the procession is a guy, talking about how the Bible is inflaliable and the greatest book. I mutter "I could have a witch write far better, but then we'd have to call it the Necronomicon" looking at Yukari next to me. We had to repeat latin words to be transported, I hear "Sateus" so I joke "Sateus ricius!" The bible thumper says "That's not the right words! Those who do not say the correct words wont be transported!" The recital is about to begin so I look at Yukari next to me, ready to repeat what she says.

In a river canal, there was red water flowing on the left and blue water on the right, I was riding a wave down the canal as the blue water slowly overtook the red water. I crash upon a uprising of dirt in the canal, the water caused the dirt to glow bright red for a quick moment. A scientist quickly collects a sample upon one wave crashing, the dirt staying red once he collected it. He prods it close to me and I recoil, but then he just calls it "Dihydrogen Jesus"

I hear people calling me the "Leader of the Right" and "666". My sister says "yeah I'd like to be in a relationship but then I'd be going through that" refering to the kind of dream/nightmare bullshit about Yukari I'm always dealing with.

In a classroom, there was invaders breaking in so I had to go outside to take care of them. Only a couple broke inside, I told one dude "don't touch any of the girls" he laughed "yeah" like he was going to so I made a demonic face at him, sort of feeling it twist into the shape of an oni's, then left. There was just one short dude among the invaders who I immediately challenged. He says "how do you know I'm the only one worth fighting?" I grab him, start spinning around with him in my grip as I say "that's because I'm the commander of Leazas!" as I throw him high into the sky. I see some bloomers floating downwards, then beyond them the guy falling down and crashing into the base of a hill. Then he gets up and says "interesting!" as I groan "ugh." and think he'll come back for more. I go into a nearby building that was a public swimming pool that had bars all over the water, I was trying to smash the bars.

In a classroom, I have a bunch of assignments due but I say "fuck it, 2022 is the year I disappear anyway."

I defended a city from invaders, unlocking the "Green Flandre" and also an upgrade for the mayor of the city, turning him into a skeleton reptile in a suit with absurdly high damage, defense, hp, and money.

Saw a Japanese person drawing the "Red and Blue Flandre" for me. Her crystals alternated red and blue.

On someone's phone was a Japanese guy talking about me, calling me Flandre and saying my enemy is Thanos.

I saw a brony faggot called Dreamwatcher making a post on this board while saying out loud "I'm a troll."

I was Reimu and there was another Reimu I had to take care of, I flew up and grabbed her from behind and kept smashing her in the back of the head with a hammer until she said "ok I get it."

I was Reimu fighting someone who was pissing me off and attacking me until I popped their bubble somehow, then they turned into midget effect and flew away fast towards a Dark Souls fog door while I sent homing amulets, trying to finish him off but they were too slow and he made it.

I was in Pontiff's hall, on the left side(facing arena) against the wall near the bonfire was Rosaria, alive though only the top half of her had been brought over. There were gold and purple drapings on the wall above her and a little silver deacon statue on the floor next to her with a message saying "it'll happen to you too..."

I was with a guy I met on the street, I asked him for LSD and he said no and that I had already run into and already asked him before, and "even if your entire personality exists to unravel itself on LSD(I showed my agreement but making a spiral motion with my hands in a karate chop shape tracing a spiral while moving them away from eachother) going around near the train station prodding passerbys with an umbrella asking for it is just..." I invited him into a shitcord that I had also invited Izanami into. I thought about telling him my dream about Rosaria wondering what it meant then thought better of it, and that if I tell Izanami she'd actually give me an interesting response. I told the guy that "shit people can have gifts too, like that pony."

I was playing UFO and the last boss and last spell was Nue with Nue Sign "The Nue" The boss had an arm winding around with thirds made of different animals, snake, raccoon, ending in tiger, I can't remember who I was playing as but for this spellcard I also had a Nue arm rising out of me that would hover over and damage the boss by sticking close while avoiding the arm, I lost my lives.

I entered a lounge with filled with Aldrich Faithfuls repeating "I'm sorry meido!" while repeating a proper bow while one of them angrily kicked me out of the room.

In my room. I wondered why Yukari was so cruel to me. I saw a Pinky Pie figure behind where my Yukari figure was set up so I took it, twisted its head off and threw it in the trash.

With an old lady in a grocery shop, she says that not long ago something like MLP wouldn't have been allowed.

With Reimu outside a house, we walked together up a little invisible staircase and did something like put notes in a vault. She had written a song on a page consisting of stuff like "Sunshine Sunshine Happy Rainbows" I said "well, I couldn't come up with anything cuter than that" For doing the thing I got a Hakurei related name added to my own, I looked at my name which was like 8+ words long and didn't know which one it was supposed to be. Inside the house, I'm with Reimu and another guy nearby. I see the guy look dumbstruck and see Reimu's skirt had ridden up in a way showing off a captivatingly beautiful ass so I stood in-between. Reimu looks back at us and then looks down, says "oh" and pulls it down. She then leads me down into a bedroom, gets on the bed and presents herself like it's just expected. I say "yeah, no thanks, I'm saving my virginity for Yukari." I'm walking with her outside and say "hey, at least now I can call myself a volcel" She called me Lisa. I wondered why and she called me a brat calling out to show off how smart I am. I said "It's not easy being a genius..." We go into a building where there's consoles set up. Reimu has a unfolding sleeping bag mattress that's also a game/video holder for MLP which was cool enough to make me say "cool." I'm looking through the games for a multiplayer only remember an orc RTS and something else that Reimu says is gay. I laugh "yeah, but MLP is cool, right?"

Chasing an orange invader around Irithyll with a Corvian Greatscythe, ignoring the other invaders attacking me I kept punishing him as he tried to heal around the statue, until I drove him to the arena, where he gives an applause then jumps off over the railing, but not long after he reinvades.

I was playing Smash Bros with an annoying faggot. I killed him a couple times, thought that I won so I called him a little bitch but he had another life. I saw I was on my last life with ~70%, I managed to get his % high but died. On the results screen, I mimic the character's golf clap then see he isn't doing it so I say "what, you're mad I called you a little bitch? That's exactly why you are a little bitch" then walked away. I saw that Reimu was selectable in Smash, when you picked her the Smash annnouncer say "Touhou!" though it was a banal female voice.

At the local Mcdonalds, the guy I came in with was lol_rust. I took my meal back because my fries were covered in cola, at the serving bench they gave me a nice looking mini nendoroid Flandre. There was a mother struggling with her child there, I said to her "you have no free will" She says back "you have no free will." I chased after a cat, around the Mcdonalds, though it kept running out of reach because all the doors were at least open a crack. After a while I gave up.

In Irithyll with Bernkastel and she either said or had a black shirt with white text saying "go unto your death", like it was a good thing.

I had a duel at the Pontiff arena with an Sunlight invader, I had a washing pole brandished but he didn't try to fight me even as I pressed it against his forehead from afar. He just let me take him over to the right ledge with his cat and throw them off. The cat had its claws on the edge trying to stay up but I pried it off.

I was Megumu. I came upon an dark abyssal swamp. My tengu shoes allowed me to walk upon the abyss, though I was being followed by someone verbally assaulting me so I said fuck walking and transformed into midget effect and flew away speedily over the swamp, I landed on one little grey island that had a popular car brand name upon it.

Over the nearby Kananook Creek, still Megumu, I was flying while hearing the annoying shit so I chanted "curse you" back at it until it stopped.

In my room, there was beautiful labradorescent butterflies fluttering around the room, but also spider webs everywhere. I picked one of them out but its wings tore. It stilled seemed able to fly and perhaps heal, I took it over to the door and threw it out but it flew back in, so I threw it back out and shut it quickly. I went back in my room, my Yukari figure which I keep ontop of the power adapter right next to mattress had fallen from the white right adaptor on the black left adaptor, I put her back on the white one and said "sorry Yukari!"

I saw Yukari walk onto a walkway over a railway, the sides of it blocked the view so I kept my eye on the other side waiting for her to walk out, but eventually she came back out on the near side, she walked over to my mother and said something about "the waves that crash upon the beach" I suppose describing how I am to her, as she walked off afterwards I went up to her and said "having me following you must be the most annoying thing in the world" she laughed "feh, you're right."

I was going around Irithyll with Hecatia who helped me out with Witch's Locks.

I came back from an invasion to the Pontiff arena, there were a couple white and red phantoms already fighting. As one red died I threw a stalk dung pie on him. We chased another one to the stairs and killed him, I made sure to dung pie them though another red nearly Forced me off. I got up and he Forced me again, this time I fell and he breathed a couple of Acid Surges which rolled down the cliff after me.

In my room, I have a big cooked steak I was covering with copius salt. Holy Mountains was playing, specifically the last long "free" I thought it had something to do with me disappearing soon. I said "yeah, I lost against naster. Things would have been better for me if Nue hadn't introduced me to-" I remember either "Satori" or "the Hounds of Tindalos" but I remember forgetting what it actually was.

I was near a train station with some others, I repeatedly said "I'm Ssulal!", threw and smashed a bottle on the ground, then threw several burgers on the ground that were poems, including a palindrome. Three or four beautiful girls in school jumpers came, grabbed me up and carried me off lengthways, I thought "I'm going to become one with them" thinking about their pussies, then thought "but I'm just the therapised."

In a classroom, there's unspeakable shit going on. A faggoL and his friend laugh "you're going on a cycle?"(steroids) I fend off a wave of invaders while preparing for the next one as someone says "wait, lets call the mayor" he rings him up and says "Hello? It's disturbed. No, not the band."

I was Keine, fighting another guy who was Keine. He had the power to puff himself up to look big, while I could stop time.

I was walking with Dreamwatcher who had a teddy bear, I didn't trust him so I caused a fire that burned down all the fields while I flew high up on the updrafts.

I was at a rocky waterside with Hecatia and others, facing an onslaught. Going back over the land a bit, I saw big windows or doors and behind them was a race of trolls. I wondering if I shouldn't get their attention because they apparently hate humans, but I waved at them and a couple of them waved back. Over there was a really sexy lady sitting with her legs crossed, she gave me a sidelong glance and jiggled one of her big sexy tits at me, though I wasn't tempted to cross over. Hecatia told me I was in a position where I could betray her side.

In a mall's food court with zombies, I climbed up on a platform and laid down a beautiful meal. A zombie or two followed me, ate the meal and seemed to regain humanity for a bit but quickly slipped back into it, chasing me.

I should post a Tree of Sephirot or Qlipthoth OP image and this would help the board's astral corruption somewhat, though after the threads I created I dreamt Reimu said "that only has about a 2% chance of working."

I was dealing with a gaslighting faggot. I held my right hand in front of me in prayer and chanted "Hecatia" while believing in her power, and it seemed to help since I didn't encounter him for the rest of that dream.

I as called "Homer, Bart, Lisa, and that chicken."(Foghorn Leghorn?)

I was walking around with a black t-shirt with arcade King Kong-pixel style Homer and Marge and a few fragments of girders and ladders scattered around its front. Someone saw me and said "yeah, *you* can wear that."

I was around the tree place near the Water Reserve. One of the trees was sick and bending over so I tied it up. There was a faggot making aggressive passes at me, I grabbed him, took him over to the ledge and said "I'll show you..."The Simpsons""(said just like in the opening) then threw him off. But he came back up somehow and we kept fighting.

I was in a lounge room in front of a TV. On the TV was The Simpsons. I was in a sleep-headed stupor and could barely change the channel, but every channel seemed to be The Simpsons. I said it was the worst cartoon of all, the yellow skin too ugly for me to bear. Another guy in the room picks up the remote and changes the channel to Wim Hof. He was in a swimming pool lifting a weight in the water, he said to imagine a 2D image of your arm doing the reps and growing muscles.

It was April 22, Izanami's birthday. The kitchen was filled with all kinds of different nice dishes, a lot of vegetables/salads that looked nice, that changed into different dishes as I looked around. In the lounge room was a TV playing The Simpsons, but it looked like a grainy Adult Swim cartoon. I changed the channel but every channel was The Simpsons, all grainy and there was always a black object on the screen.

I was reading a manga but it was also a game. I fought a large inflated lamia woman near Pontiff arena, she made deadly lunges but the gameplay was that you can fight back by imagining attacking her, so I imagined slicing her up to hell and back with a sword. Afterwards she says "wait, hold on, that definetly would have killed me, but I have another life. Now you have to do it again and this time truly convince me that I'm dead."

I was told in a dream that Hina is The Devil of Touhou.

At Irithyll, at the silver archer ramparts, there was an invader, Dreamwatcher I would think, frozen in front of me near the ledge like his controller was broken. I pushed him off, though his fellow invader tried to stop me. All three of us represented a Curious tarot card, maybe one a Page of Cups. Then I was at a desert(Slave Knight Gael), one of both of those two sunk into sinkholes, I tried to make my way around but fell into one myself, sort of very painfully being consumed by the Abyss, but it was over soon, then I respawned afterwards all ok. Then I saw /jp/ posts of Dreamwatcher "defeating" himself via samefag in a mocking way.

I went up to a sitting beautiful blonde girl and trying to talk to her but I had headphones playing music on and couldn't even really tell what either of us was saying though I made out an "are you actually?" Like she was asking if I was actually trying to woo her or even hearing what she or I was saying, then walked off feeling quite embarrassed, saying "well, at least it wasn't Yukari" I was walking through a school hall afterwards and I annoyed the old lady teacher who said she wasn't going to give me any cake, I said I'd give her the muffin I had, she said if I put it on my head she'd forgive me, I doubted her but she convinced me so I put on my head, it was like a sticky date pudding that was broken and leaked all over my head, while she took a picture.

Vaguely remembered fighting an invader in Irithyll or a classroom, it was the last battle of sorts. In bed, listening to El Mañana as it nears the end of the song I can't take the thought of how Yukari treats me now anymore. I get up, switch on the light and hug the wall at the doorway to my bathroom, where the black mould is, repeating along "maybe in time, you'll want to be mine..."

I was watching a video of Terumi fighting someone. He used an Astral Finish where he bound them and summoned black meteors that kept raining down until the screen was completely black. Since I was watching in a dark room it had the cool effect of completely darkening it. I wondered when "ASTRAL FINISH" would pop up, when it comes to the result screen, it's Grim of Abyss so I thought "oh, that's why he's so OP." The person playing says "and now I search for the downgrade weapons" like he wants to handicap himself.

I was carrying a book called either "Reimu is Ra" or "Ra is Reimu"

Yukari came and kissed me a bunch to encourage me.

I was standing up in front of others saying something. It was important for me to warn that far worse psyop memes than the ones already plaguing it were coming /jp/, so you shouldn't even be looking at it, and I was also supposed to mention my name Unipux.

In a lobby with Yukari. She says "L" so I say "Loser." I notice she's Elliot Reed, which turns me off for a second, but then I see her skin is beautifully smooth, she's wearing a long black dress, and her face is blank apart from her left eye, which looked cool. She walks away from me so I follow her. She turns to me and says "S" so I say "Snake" and then "Slither." Note that snakes are failed dragons and crawling upon the earth is shameful. She walks off into one room so I follow. Looking in I don't see her, but then I figure she's hiding behind the door. As I step in she starts shutting it on me saying "go away!" I say "my toes are caught!" and this repeats until I wake up, my toes still hurting a few seconds after.

In my bed, I notice there's 5 scorpion charms instead of 3(actually 2 since I've lost one) and I have several additional little crystal balls so I thought my curse warding had gone up a tier. There's a faggot I know irl editing a picture of Hecatia or something. I notice a scoreboard, #1 is Hecatia with ~50k, #2 is faggot with ~27k, #3 is me with just under 20k. I recognise it as videogame salt score. The faggot's acting smug and doing something important on the computer, so I hold the power button and switch it off, earning a "bastard!"

I'm fighting with faggot around Pontiff. We're both using Halberd with a shield, though his was missing most of the axe part and I heard something call it a "little dick." After a bit of fighting I grab him and start slicing off his balls. He acts like he doesn't want it but after I cut them off and throw them off the right side of the arena he gets over it pretty quickly. He floats above the arena and a crowd appears looking up at him. I say to a weary looking guy next to me "the fuck's with this dream?" He says "it's the biggest religion in the world: Salt."

I'm with Yukari at Pontiff, she says to me "Sorry, but there's Dishonour" and also "Other Worlds" then vanishes. A guy next to me says "wow, edgy."

I see a tarot reading for me, the far left card is a Lion, which I thought is how I'm supposed to act. The card next to the far right is my bin, in reverse.

I'm shown the person with the current greatest influence over /jp/ is a brony troll with some Lady Gaga spoof name and this means the Touhous must be reclaimed from him.

At the start of the street I live on, I see Flandre treading the sidewalk and want to get her attention. I'm also Flan, but with bat wings. I start flying albeit unsteadily, carried by winds. I fly over her as she's walking with a group of people, I'm singing NECRO EFFECT as I'm carried down towards the middle of the street, above the road, struggling to fly higher but I can't really go above the tree line and am turbulently wavering around. I see a dude walking nearby and get embarrassed by clothes, sweatpants and some cheap jumper, and also think that my bat wings mean I'm a winged rat, as I land on a nearby fence. There's a pencil case near that guy so I say "hey!" He picks it up, tosses it over and I catch.

I saw an gif post by the brony of Yuyuko ahegaoing then disappearing and thought it was malicious meme magic and thought to tell people not to masturbate to this shit. The picture wasn't the image but it displayed as if in the textbox.

I went around a courtyard that was Ran's thread and there was a golden statue that people were in awe of and I thought it was brony shit and drawing a Ran picture to do something about it.

I was at a coffee shop and the menu had "Pajeet" on it with a weird description, I tried to check with the girl next to me to make sure she was it but the description changed.

I saw me and Rance fighting while others were cheering us on.

On a long street, there was suddenly a bunch of exterminators moving down off towards a house that was next to mine using something as an excuse to make money.

In a house, I was saying to a couple of guys to fucking do something about something, saying that I'm "the woman" here, like a wife telling her husband to fucking get his shit together.There was Marge who had given out some steak cuts but she was saying she wasn't going to keep doing this. I went into another room and saw Lisa say she needs to sleep, laying down for a second before opening her eyes and saying "where am I?" and looking aged, and when she would turn around there'd be a sickening effect where her back would lag behind and her flesh would tear and mix up, I saw this horrible lag effect fucking up the guy next to me and sneezed, he pointed out literal shit coming from my nose and then the lag shit happened to me.

Going through some halls there was a boss fight with a guy. There was a succubus in my party along with me and Rance and other guys, but she died really quickly which is game over and afterwards we're all together in bed with this guy. I check a stats screen and it shows her level was in the teens while the rest of us were ~lvl 50 so I take her out for the retry. A voice points out Rance saying that he's famous so I shouldn't let myself lose.

In a mattress department store, I grabbed ahold of a blanket that was lying on the ground like it was an enemy and tore it into small pieces. There was a big TV showing Yukari getting into bed with Rinnosuke and I thought "yeah, like anyone would believe this shit isn't glowniggers targeting me"

I saw a girl who had fallen over in the dark, Hecatia came over to her and helped her.

In my house, my mother had been in and had left a bunch of stuff, notably a handkerchief with a Patchouli design, most of the middle being white and blue stripes, with pink stripes beside those, then the rim was purple. I heard her arguing in the room next door, with mods. I heard them saying even if they delete it's not like there's proof it's trolling.

A guy was laughing saying I found a job as a bodyguard that was dealing with smoke(read:noxious fumes) Went with him and others to play a racing game where we sped down a white track, though all four of us went to play together so I said "nice, tiny split screen."

In a large outdoors arena, going around using Millwood minigun to try and kill invaders. At one point hiding in a bush as I see someone enter the place, load up their own Millwood glitch, then start rolling towards my bush so I dodge away. I run up towards the middle of the place and jumped up atop a stone platform tower, something to do with defending Reimu's thread maybe. Later walking near the tower thinking to myself that everyone plays like a pussy around here, just making potshots from afar. I get sniped by someone so I dive into the pond under the tower, swimming around it grabbing and eating fish to recover my health.

Something like I went to live in my neighbour's house while he was gone assuming he was okay with it and went back to my house where there was some weird trash scattered around.

Saw some Family Guy shit. then some American Dad shit, apparently their family had a white dog who was barely utilized in the show. I see something like Steve running away from home naked.

I was invading as Aldrich Faithful(meido) I killed a couple of NPC beasts but the red invaders I passed along the way threw projectiles at me and came to fight. As I was on low hp another Aldrich Faith in exile armour and thrall hood comes along casting his buffs in a noob fashion, not even bothering to quickly pump out a Soothing Sunlight for me just using Sacred Oath then trying to use Bountiful Sunlight but we got hit by a firebomb that interrupted him and killed me. When I return to my world I accidentally use a Black Crystal in a weird way and it creates a black summon sign giving off dark sinister energy. I check my inventory and I have a Black Soapstone. I thought that telling people to come duel me in Dark Souls is the worst thing I can do to them.

Walking in a mall, I had done some stuff to help I guess, there was a teacher treating me nicely and saying there's a present for me. I outside the entrance and there's a big luggage container full of stuff, something's moving around inside like a gift of a pet and it turns out to be a toy panda that would move around automatically leaving fake piss behind it, it meanders off into the mall. I see Yukari approaching the mall with a luggage container and I wonder if she doesn't want to see that panda piss going on behind me. I want to check out her outfit, but when she gets near me she suddenly goes off to a restroom, then comes past with a tight miniskirt and a short top, walks past without acknowledging me and goes off into a girl's club outside the mall.

Around Pontiff, I go over to my message "Could this be a God? In short, be wary of moon" that has about ~30 positive ratings and think that Yukari pissed at me that I don't have any messages with a high positive rating up.

Yukari summoned and killed me, maybe while Mr. Jack played, but thought it was actually a different SOAD song.

Went around Pontiff and there was a lot of summon signs, many of them blue signs that would turn white after I checked them. I summoned a Catarina Knight for a duel as we both used Onikiri and Ubadachi, attacked him a couple times and he gets pissed off and uses a seigbrau, which made me laugh at him saying he's lost, as a blue gets summoned. He comes over to me and I parry, fearing Onikiller but he did nothing. There's some serious lag going on as I hit him many times, he goes up above the arena next to the little ledge to cast Sacred Oath but takes the damage to nearly a sliver of health, though he heals just as I running R1 him making him fall off the ledge.

See a 07th expansion thread insult Touhou so I'm going to post "Hey, this is Cake Town!" when I hear shit tons of voices in my head some saying to do so but most of them saying not to and one saying "cookie won" I say "what the fucks with these voices?" and one says "just imagine you're on Twitch with a thousand people watching." I notice in my bed that my amethyst hearts are broken up. I hear Yukari talking shit about me and see a thread that's like a gap falling into an abyss surrounded by green-black snakes so I'm reaching out my hand to save her even as one of those voices who seemed to be someone who liked me called her the "Cheat-o-matic" which grossed me out but I had to save her, but then I just imagined all the snakes were me and they all wrapped around her in a hug, which I'm wasn't sure was a good thing.

I'm on the street and hear a cambodian lady talking about drinking her own piss as I go into a fish and chips shop I started working in, immediately tripping over nothing hard onto my head, and hear the other workers say when I first started working they wanted to attack me.

Saw a faggot was trying to seize control of Reimu's thread whilst drawing a picture that was me being defanged.

Saw some 4chan posts saying I have no pride.

Saw the brony playing Diablo? He was in Hell in a dark red room trapped with elite enemies, he got killed, tried again and got killed again. He looks at his inventory, I say his weapon is shit, he says it's Elden Ring.

I was in a room with a couple of Haralds, I killed one using a Hunting Horn, then used a sonic burst to stun the other because apparently they're weak to sound. I ran and hid behind a pillar because I knew it would rage afterwards, though I regretted not punishing it during its stun which lasted for over 5 seconds as it made pained gurgling noises, then angry gurgling noises as it came after me and I stood a bit further behind the pillar hoping it wouldn't clip me with its giant sword. They sounded very similar to Shark Giants. I thought the gurgling noise was horrifying, like their soul was always locked in the pain of drowning in the Abyss, as I woke up thinking it was raining(it was my headphones' rain sound) and that that had something to do with it, and it felt like the direction the dream came from was my Yukari figure, her being associated with Haralds, and also probably angry at me.

Went into a little cardboard building that there was maybe supposed to be treasure in but all I saw were some boxes of batteries(I guess because 4chan is basically easy free curse charging) I tore the whole thing to shreds while saying whoever comes across this is cursed to have their mother and father fall out of love and have sex here while they watch while wondering if that means I'm cursed as a crowd comes by in time to see me walking away, one of them saying "wait, don't go, I want to study your terminal illness!" and I saw myself in a list with red and blue "acute Touhou"

Outside a mansion, a girl followed me while saying I have a big dick, I say "yeah, 7.5inches." while some short faggot behind me seemed to lie about how big his was.

In a mall, there a guy with a name I find familiar somehow "Gwaelden" I hear someone insult Yukari and he tells them not to slander her which I thought was rich coming from him. Yukari shows us and he walks behind her with a screen jotting down what she says, she seemed to be dictating what should happen in a South Park episode, like she's showing off what I would have had as I can't help but follow, she comes back to face me and a guy with me says something that was also playing as a song in the mall "You forgot what you've got!" while he points at her and me, the chorus after that being something that would mean the same as "Put me out of my mind! Put me out of my mind!" sounding like it was sung by a gritty cowboy. She goes off walking with him out of the mall as I follow. I ask Yukari "can I turn back time?" I just hear a "no/...know". I ask again and she says "I don't know" as I think about whether it's truly possible to take back what is fed into the Astral, I ask again and she says "Yes. Say it out loud." I follow them for a bit more before I stop following, though in the end she walks back to me alone and turns into a huge empty V can that I kick away saying "You bitch! Whore! Slut. Cheater." then I walked back to the mall silently thanking her for at least giving me that.

Watching South Park with my two brothers. Someone comes into the police office asking Barbrady to take care of something, he says he'll take care of it, tightening his belt and sucking in his fat really hard, after moving for a little bit he fucking pops like a bubble. I fucking hide around a corner of the room so my brothers don't see me barely hold back vomit as I hear them laugh and say it's really gross though. They notice I'm missing, they find me quickly and I'm just walking away while they say "hey, he isn't how he usually is, he just likes to have fun, right?" I ignore them as I leave the building, they follow after me talking about how "naster stole christmas"

At a grocery store self-check out. I see a young boy wrap a receipt that represents a good Dark Souls clip around his hand and I give him a thumbs up. I then wrap a receipt around my hand that represents losing to naster and gesture Collapse, then fall over onto my right side, then pick myself back up.

I was looking at people laughing in my dream-warning thread and said "hey, if you want to laugh, laugh at naster's video."

Outside somewhere with Izanami. There was a tinfoil wrapped something, probably representing the LSD I had wrapped up in some tinfoil. I was lying on the ground biting down on it with my right canine. I had to do it really perfectly or else. Izanami goes over to a nearby guy wondering if he's wearing tighty whities, similar to her fundoshi. She props herself on his lap and starts to lift his clothes when I flip her off of him, then she turns into a black cat that scratched at me.

I was walking the street I live on, maybe with others, while Kanye's Stronger played.

There was a Dota 2 match, I was on Karthus on the side of Dire, and I used Requiem just before the Radiant lost. Afterwards I use the toilet, then afterwards I go outside and hitch a ride with a girl. We drove through Australian forests for a long time as I thought back to a school excursion as being one of the happiest times of my life. We eventually stop in a little grassy place next to the forest with a fence nearby, with a few other people with us. I say that Yukari is coming on June the 3rd, the guy next to me says it *is* June the 3rd. Then over the nearby fence comes Yukari. Someone asks if she's going to teach me and she says "Oh, I'll teach him a thing or two" and I thought she was still going to have sex with me, or that she was going to be extremely cruel, and then she said "I'm going to make him rip some fat bongs." We follow her to a property and up some steps. There were shimewana laid around the paths so I asked if this was a shrine, she said yes, and that I should take that outside, pointing to a plastic bag I was carrying full of Yu-gi-oh! cards. We go back down the steps, to the left, facing the steps, was paths winding around, I followed the others around there but didn't know what I was doing. Yukari, annoyed, reminds me that we go stand by the paper listing our favourite thing. I see one nearby that says "Yukari Yakumo" so I say "oh" and go over to it. We were supposed to create something based on prompt words, Yukari Yakumo's was "Moses" so I thought of roses and that dream where she was a huge gorgeous woman floating around orbited by knights whose fighting style was based on roses, and that "all yukaris were welcome" I thought of drawing that dream with her looking similar to pic related, as I pulled out a big transparent sheet, I asked Yukari if I was supposed to draw on this and she said she hoped I wasn't going to, as she starts tearing out some A4 paper for me as I say "I'm afraid of drawing small..." because I suck at drawing, she says not to worry about drawing, just write out the most satisfying yukari spam I could think up. I thought "Yukari is the best 3.1415926535 89793238462643383279 x..."

I see the Great Grey Wolf Sif bossfight arena, it's a PVP summon bossfight, the boss player is summoned in front of the grave and the Greatsword of Artorias straps itself to their back. I saw the two players fighting while there was a wolf spirit beside them. This one player "Kinq" who has sent me salt complaining about my laggy connection made a video about Australian players calling them pigs and complaining about their lag, as I saw a big peppa pig float boucing around. I insult him or something then go off towards a slow wooden elevator heading down, wondering if he might stop the elevator or something, but nothing happens as I exit in a stairwell. I go to a room where there's another guy, and Kinq catches up with us, I slap him on one cheek saying "bitch slap" then on the other repeating "bitch slap" though he ignores it. We're in front of a TV screen with Dark Souls on it, Kinq says that he thinks Giants are balanced, I mime their extremely slow attack like you'd have to be stupid to get hit by it no matter how much it does. Kinq says that we're traveling off to our homeland, I joke "Bri'in?" and he says something about using wardwood to prevent Dark Souls PVP clips from fucking us up astrally too much.

I'm told that it isn't because I lost or got shit on that naster's video is so Astrally corrosive, only because of the salty shit talk.

At my family's house. I'm in the lounge with my father, he says "the ultimate truth is: she's a cow" like he's talking about my mother who divorced him. I say "do you mean, a bitch slut cheater whore?" he stammers "...yeah." There was gold coins on the lounge table that I grabbed and threw around the room, though afterwards I collected them and put them back, though a kid wandered in saying that a couple were missing. Elsewhere, someone's asking Yukari if she helped ZUN design her and her themesong, she says she hopes she did, as I thought about how she once sung to me that I could summon her any time, though she isn't visible, I thought about her being invisibly by ZUN's side trying to help him design her. I notice I'm naked because I had taken off my blue robe, so I went into the bathroom for a second, then went into my room to put on some clothes. I saw some orange shorts which made me think of Yukari who really likes orange at least in part due to it being the colour of dragons. I put them on but see it has actually has thick vertical stripes, orange, blue, and white being the colours I remember. I put on a big loose white T-shirt, then went back into the hall. In the bathroom was a ton of shaved hair and water all over the floor, ZUN was nearby as I picked up a mop and starting wiping it away saying "Sakuya! Sakuya!" to him trying to get a reaction but I could only maybe barely see a smile. Yeah, if I was ZUN I would hate me, fucking monster that I am. I went off into my room again, this time I had a guitar and was practicing, there was a TV screen with Guitar Hero connected to the guitar to make practicing more efficient, there were many bright colours which dazzled me a bit and thought it'd make the notes easier to remember, one note that came down the board had a KFC Colonel on it. I thought that this dream had gone on for a long time and I wanted to try and get a taste of Yukari's pussy before I woke up, I headed out the backdoor, though a guy with two girls came in. I gave the bare minimum of wave to them, eager to get out the door, but the guy started introducing us, Bonnie and Rosanna? I greet them with a proper wave then exit the door. But it seemed like one of those girls followed me, she came up to me saying she's Bjork. I say "the singer?" and she says yeah, though I thought she looked too young. I'm walking with her over to the neighbour's property, asking if she can sing a song for me, she says she's only good at singing the newer songs. I try to think of Bjork songs but can only think of "two". "The Tower" based on the dream where I was running up the blocks around the outside of a tower while they fell away just after I was stepping off them while Bachelorette RZA remix played, and "My Story" based on Bachelorette's video. As we went over to the neighbour's house she pins me down, pushing my head sideways into the ground, as she said hypnotically "and now, you will be my pet." When I woke up I saw flashing images going by of me with her in many different places.

I was going around a mountain side when one primary school friend showed me some papers saying that in the future I'm married to Maribel Hearn. I say I don't care about anyone other than Yukari, really.

I was playing a game, there were bubbles to burst and point items dropping from them to collect. I was popping as many bubbles as possible while making sure to collect as much points as I could. When it came to the last wave of bubbles, I had a power-up that made me invincible, and I saw that I had tons of spellcards in stock. I just kept popping and spamming x to bomb for when the invicibility would run out, bombing several times but running out far quickly than I thought I would, and then losing. The results screen said "the birds are pleased their secrets have been kept" as if talking about the Ivory Tablets of the Crow that I shitposted about in one thread, and that I was just going to be dismissed as crazy.

In my room, I was listening to a song that kept on going on and on, surprising me. It was sung by STACK, probably. It was sung as maniacally as the laughter from Reverse Reverse Trigger. One of the last lyrics was "I'VE READ ALL OF THE SCREAMING! THE WHOLE ALBUM!" as if referring to my dreams and SOAD's Dreaming. It was 8:40 seconds long and the first song on the album, the next song was Esquaria's GRID, except sung extremely softly, with the only instrumental being some soft xylophone. After the first couple of lines the singer inserted a soft little line like "kore wa, ii kana?" As if this was the only thing that could follow the devastation of my dreams.

I saw something about Seiga? I was typing these dreams out while thinking "I wonder if I can even remember/tell all the details, then I saw an image of Chiri Kitsu on top of a dark mountain holding her spade with lightning striking behind her as if to say "do it properly!"

My fumo was filthy so I took a shower with it.

I saw a bookshelf, the "front" was white, I crept aroud the side and it was red and blue, then I saw the back and it was black, Cosmic. I went inside this Cosmic gateway and was floating in space, with a giant Yukari. I thought about sex, shifting my viewpoint downwards to see under her dress, but instead of panties she was wearing bloomers. Then I hear me begging in Homer Simpson's voice, "please have sex with me Yukari."

Saw Family Guy, Peter Griffin came home with a guy incased in ice. Then I saw the family sitting on the couch, Peter was frozen with the guy in the middle while Meg and Chris next to him had blue skin. They got tired of it, grabbed him and tried to chuck him down the basement, though instead he was sort of wrapped up in the wallpaper. The frozen guy says, "what do you think about this, Peter Griffin?"

In my unit, I had a bong that I had loaded LSD into the conepiece of, getting ready to smoke it to help me out somehow but thinking that thinking about the Astral on that stuff in the middle of this devastation could be a bad idea, though I was distracted by water noises over at the tap, I went to check and saw that in the cupboard under the sink water was leaking, so I properly switched off the tap.

Playing Monster Hunter, I was fighting a Monoblos, I thought that its one horn was referring to the brony, though I remembered that the ponies aren't unicorns. I suppose it just means it's a very special brony. After attacking it for a while it used a move where, half-burrowed, it vomited sand all over the place. I was low on hp when I fell down a one-way exit into another area.

I walk down the street I live and into a building near the 7-11. A boy in black, who makes me think of Anor Londo superhumans, comes in and I hand him a bunch of papers that represent my dreams. He's looking at a page while he comes and sits on me, then he's looking at more pages while sitting on top of the pile of pages I had, like he's showing he's above it all. I think he's going to help me as I think I can actually win after all, hearing the vanquished roar of a monster, but then he says "I'm not helping you." I say "I'll pay you" thinking of a thousand dollars, but he says "You want me to become a sinner like you?" pointing at my sheets as I think about some of the evil dreams I've got under my belt "Sinners aren't winners." I thought that is *so* not true, this troll usurping everything just by shitting up this board coming to mind, but don't say it aloud because being a sinner hasn't worked out in my case. He points at my dream sheets saying "you have no life" as I thought he's right all my dreams are made out of others' creations, and maybe he implied I'd see lawsuits for them, especially that one dream where Mickey Mouse crowned me, and I thought about one dream where I was saying to my mother and her partner that I've spent the last many years doing basically nothing but playing Dark Souls 3 and I'm not even that good at it.

I was told that God is against me for giving away too much information.

One of those Stage 1 sleeps dreams where I see stuff without actually being asleep, it was a Cross and Triangle tarot reading, the cards were different pictures of Enma Ai standing in front of a beautiful window with some nice greenery around it, about half of them were reversed. Then I saw myself surrounded by black people, it could be referring to glowniggers, but I've been told in a dream before that black people really like me.

I'm fighting a guy with Lapp's helm who was probably naster but his name was like Rhapier(like raper I guess) He inflicted the blindness status effect on me so I roleplayed by lowering my eyemask. Somehow I parried him while blind, but it was partial parry that left me stamina less such that I attacked after he rolled away, but it roll caught and inflicted Frost since I was using Irithyll Staight Sword, then after a bit I died because I was fucking blind, then took off the eye mask to see him dung pieing me at the very tip of Pontiff arena.

Playing a Warcraft 3 tower/hero defense. I selected the hardest difficulty. There was a castle and a staight path upwards that waves peasants came from, I started with a bunch of peasants to defend with while I started building towers but got overwhelmed pretty quickly. When restartin I considered changing the difficulty but decided to leave it. This time I noticed I had heroes I should be defending with, Jaina(Yukari) and Voljin(me), though before I noticed it Jaina was Lady Vashj, like when I Lifedrained Yukari and saw she was actually a green tentacley Snail Woman. I defended with them while checking buildings, I wanted to build a Necropolis because it's both a base and a tower but I didn't have enough wood. Thought it meant making Dark Souls videos.

Along the street I live on, there's a bunch of Seiga-related ghosts going around that I was calling glowies, one of them called himself King of Touhou which made me scoff that I'm the King of Touhou. On the other side of the street I come across that one guy who called me his ursuer saying that he's betting on the glowies. I hear the brony say "oh, I get it, I have to unite the world under Ryu's dreams."

I'm looking at the Eiffel tower, it became transparent and I could see a large plume of smoke rising from within, I thought representing 4chan and how its boards are full of glowniggers. I'm with Yukari in the Louvre, I ask "how can I help you?" but she just says "later I'm going to go have sex with goblins" to torment me.

I was walking around Pontiff arena when I hear some guy say "don't worry about that pig bitch she's got a gigantic pimple that's about to explode."

I wake up in my unit with a shit ton of stuff set up about the place like someone's broken in, I check my backyard and my silver Ford is totally fucking wrecked up against the tree.

I'm at the beginning of the Abyssal swamp of the Ringed City although the water is clear. Midir makes a pass breathing flames so I spam quickstep to dodge, still getting seared a little by the brief residual flames. There's a couple of snail women in the swamp, I dodge one's jumping tackle while I stand by the side of the other trying to peek sideways at her face to check if she's pretty.

Walking around my unit, I hear brony talking about Mononobe no Futo saying "yeah, I've stolen everything from him" while I hear Clichexxx - Disappear play.

At the backyard of my family's home, someone's talking about NYN, who seemed to be brony, like the dream where I was told I'm the King of Rats while he's the Prince of Rats and was represented by one annoying short ginger kid from middle school. I was flying in the air while NYN tried to follow but I just kept kicking it away until I didn't remember it following me anymore. Over the fence, I'm with a doctor who has a bunch of crystals set up. He was talking about their properties and recommending some to me, in particular one had a nice sandy texture on its bottom and a rainbow crystal on the top. He said I need to buy a larger Amethyst. He talked about schools and that they should have classes where the kids work with crystals, and said they should abolish music class. I wondered why and he said that every high school band breaks up, though I thought maybe they'd make some nice memories. I thought about how I'm getting even crazier vivider dreams just from buying Lapis Lazuli and Carnelian bracelets. I'm standing a little bit away from him, I'm told I should post my dreams on Wednesday, that I should use a red Qliphoth tree for the OP image, and also I saw something like a level unlock that was especially for me to post in. I see The Hierophant tarot card and am told I can ignore all other cards sort of felt like it meant just live by your heart, or else just trust my dreams. I'm looking over at the doctor and he has cool jester/halloween cartoon cutout decorations with eyes sort of like clover shaped holes. I'm standing with a big ring of people, an evil jester and another guy do a funny thing where they hailed someone and we all laughed, then it was my turn to do something. I went over to a sandbox, tripped over and somehow got a bit of a cookie in my asscrack that made them all laugh. I'm standing with all these mad evil jesters and such laughing so I say "this is like Alice in Wonderland!" Some officials or whatever show up to see what's going on so we all run off to the nearby paddock dressed athletically like we were just playing sport. I go over to a tree in the paddock and look up at the pinecones and will them to drop, then will them to open up. I do the same thing with ears of corn. Then I have a pineapple and I'm curious to see what happens if I tried to make it open up but it turned into an ear of corn when I went near some other pieces of corn. I come over to a trailer or a half-built house, climbing inside I wonder if this is what the Astral life after death is like as I see some people hanging out with some puppies, a little ferret on the ground in front of me which I pet, then I go over to a wooden box filled with hot water that had cats taking it easy submerged in it. I thought that it was weird to see cats enjoying a bath, then they all reacted as if they heard that and fled the bath which drained out, so I said it's ok they can enjoy the bath but they didn't come back, though I noted before leaving the trailer that they were mostly calico cats. Someone mentioned me having a Stand like a character from Jojos called something like Flamenco, the ability was that I could punch something and it would do nothing to them but then later they would spontaneously die. This dream feels like it ends, but I'm suddenly over in a sort of government workers place. I was given a grey jumpsuit and told to change, I went over to the changing room and was putting it on when I see it's got a urinal bag, a long-haired guy comes over with a catheter so I say "no way, I don't want my dick to be violated by a guy" then I see from another angle that it's actually a girl, so I let her insert it, it's a little painful, then when I'm walking off with her I notice its a guy again so I say "hey!" then he turns around and it's a girl again and he/she says something about this. I'm struggling to do up a single button so I say "someone fucking do this shit for me" so someone skillfully buttons me up in a couple of seconds, and says something about it like "isn't the way he acts the best?" Somebody refers to me as "The First." In a multi-compartment truck, I'm sitting looking at the wall which has a bunch of rainbow coloured Yukari art that I felt like I've seen in a dream before, one picture in particular standing out since there was a bunch of ∞ signs coming from above to her right and then on top of her one "I am." but the "am" looked like ∞. I notice on the right wall was colourful western cartoons of Yukari, but surprisingly beautiful, though one weirdly had an ass chin, probably because Yukari calls herself the ass youkai. In the front compartment of the truck, I'm looking at an email saying that much more Lain art needs to be created, as I hear others talking about pic related, saying that 20% of the sun's energy has been drained and in response aliens are considering destroying the Earth. I head back to the back of the truck as we start getting pursued by several girls in another truck, though my fingers get caught in-between the compartments for a second. We drive across shallow waters and onto a little island, the girls hot on our tail.

https://files.catbox.moe/expk4t.webm Note this NASA image, bottom left.

I'm standing around outside somewhere, looking up at the moon past a couple different layers of cloud cover. I'm taking photos of it with my photo which makes an old lady who reminds me of the one who spat on my burger at Mcdonalds calling herself a wageslave, calling herself a serf and tell me to stop that or all of us serfs will be trapped forever inside your soul. I see a video of a Sangheili piloting a spaceship talking about another Elite who seemed to be on the side of the destroyers, and that a horde of orcs were coming.

In my unit again, playing Dark Souls 3. I notice there's a red item sort of like Demon Drug(Human Dregs shaped like galaxy) and another red item. I wonder if they had to do with Elden Ring as I used one saying something about transporting somewhere. Then I'm in a place like Moonside Lake's boss lair, a fat white transparent grub-like George R.R Martin crawls over to me starting to narrate something like true King Allant but when he recognises me he screams "AHHHHHH FUCK YOU YAKUMO!" then tries to attack me but I just stunlock slice his weak grub ass up with a sword.

Outside, at night. I notice Hecatia standing with someone under the moonlight so I say to her "go back into the dark or I'll kill you!" refering to the large amount of shade nearby that she had come out from. She said "I will if you can answer this riddle:

Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.

Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.

Nigger."

I didn't know how to answer, maybe she was insulting me for trying to command her or maybe referring to glowniggers, I said "Nevermnd, sorry for threatening you." as I went back beyond the fence I see a note on the ground written in rainbow coloured text saying

"Why Chang'e!?

Why Chang'e!?

Fuck you Chang'e!

-Junko"

In a bathroom, I notice the brony(I assume it's all him anyway, it's usually all the same person in my dreams but in my dreams everyone I hate might as well be the same person and I just deal with Anonymous so who the fuck knows.) wearing my blue bathrobe with its black sash, acting like its his even though its obviously mine. He says he's taken my doll, and also my...I forgot the word, but basically my hero figure Rance.

I see a lineup of people, a beautiful woman comes to me saying "Can you help me find a new lover?" I say "Hey, you're Eirin. Aren't I your lover?"

I see Springfield's Cooling Towers and something that was maybe 4chan threads but it was a power monitor and there was two of them exceeding 1000 so Mr. Burns said "this better not be Homer's fault" Then I see in the control rooms below the tower was Toutetsu.

I can heard that one Yuukafag calling me immature. I hear my mother and her partner watching The Simpsons, on an island someones sperm was being randomly selected to impregnate someone.

I'm driving around a dark parking lot, wanting to take out some cash I look up on my phone there's an ATM around at the other side, I'm driving for a bit when there's a guy who's passing by who I stop to let through since the cars blocked his view of me so I say he's lucky I stopped for him afterwards. My car's playing What Time is it Mr. Fox? - The Fog In the initial radio chatter I hear "arrogance" after a bit I turn it right up and think about rolling my window down so others can hear. I sing along as the lyrics start and end with one repetition of "You are the fog I’m blind when you speak The air becomes heavy Thick with heat I laugh to myself You’ll never let me through You've become lost to me Like I’m lost on you"

In my unit, I wake up in bed looking at a video I've recorded called something like "Ben Jeremiah Sun Energy Crisis" with me talking about the sun drain dream while rain/snow white noise is drowning me out a bit. I hear my mother and partner wake up in my kitchen annoyed while I say that's what they get for being living so close, I go out into the other room for a bit then back into mine and there's a couch with Yukari on the right side watching a Sci-fi movie that seemed to reminscient of the sun drain I'm talking about so I say "good movie" she says "yeah, it's a 10/7" I notice the brony shit on the left side of the couch. I mention the sun drain dream and she seems shocked, her face turns the same colour as that sun image then a little white like the colour is draining away from her. I once saw a picture with a sun in the top right corner with a mean face like Goddess ALICE with purple eyes, radiating rainbow colours and in the center another Yukari-ALICE face inside a sukima shaped Maginot Line(Rance) that also radiated rainbow, referred to as "Sun and Milky Way"

At the Queensland house I lived in, I notice my mother has gone through my dream diary without telling me so I spit at her feet. I'm hungry but all there is in the cabinet is shitty 2 minute noodles(once dreamt a voice telling me that my demons LOVE IT when I eat 2 minute noodles) my mother is cooking some spaghetti bolognese as she often did for me. I go over to the other side of the room and she follows me and for some reason asks to have sex, I obviously reject her. I walk over to where I used to play games and think "ah, Disgaea 3, that's where it all began for me." I go over to the toilet taking a piss but it's also a bath and I'm thinking about how I haven't had a hot bath in ages, then thought woops, I'm pissing in it, guess I wont be using it now. I'm looking through the bed rooms thinking I want to be as far away from my mother as possible. There's a black and brown tabby cat, I figure it's like my companion and that its name is probably King. It was ignoring me but when it got hungry started pawing for my attention and rubbing against me, I checked where the cat food store but it was empty, but a wooden cabinet had an opened can of tuna on it so I poured out half of it into its bowl. I pat it while it was eating and it seemed that the pleasure of eating and pleasure of petting is just too much for a cat as I seemed to be distracting it, so I stopped. Then I for some reason I took the rest of the tuna in my mouth and was going to regurgitate it into the bowl when a girl who was watching me seemed against it.

In a little white airplane that was coming towards the strip, the people on board were afraid it was going to crash as it seemed to struggle to land, I kept chanting "Hecatia" as the plane flew around the very long strip until it maybe landed. I saw a post on /jp/ saying that 80% of the board's posts were glowniggers. I saw a post by myself that I was red text banned for comparing actual /jp/sies to the 300 Spartans against million glowniggers spamming. I was creating a Sitting Reimu General even though there was already one thread up. I was saying "just listen to this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sjzrv_lERc&list=PLeibpfnJqrcv7jgUV_CuyFD5scRRpfCh9&index=1 the glowniggers hate it." I was hearing "How many brothers fell victim to the streets? Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMRLEceXMM like it was talking about /jp/sies who fell in the battle against the glowshit.

There was a hide-and-seek game going on in Irithyl. I was Flan, I Curl Up'd besides a pillar until someone came near me so I ran off, flashing myself with Obscuring Ring from a distance to taunt them. Afterwards, there's Flan who found Flan and he says "ok, now suck my dick" but the real winner of the game was Seiga, once again representing malicious agents, she says she wants to fuck Yoshika, who represents the Earth, which is apparently already dead. Yoshika lazily responds "alright" like she thinks Seiga isn't even going to be able to make her feel it, but Seiga has a gigantic cock, plunges it inside Yoshika stretching out her belly which makes her go "oh!" like shits real, as she starts massaging the cock through her belly to fight back.

In the kitchen of my family home, I'm calling myself the Glitch King, laughing and pointing out how it sounds like Lich King. I pour out a bunch of pills into a glass that turns into milk coffee which I don't like because milk in Australia is all pasteurized homogenized garbage and this is like milk powder milk. I pour it out maybe and just take some regular garbage milk diluted with hot water, as a girl is baking some donuts in the oven out of coffee. In the lounge room is the glownigger brony I guess, on the TV is something about Zelda, I brought up having three dreams about three doctors taking a life-sized doll of Zelda out into a desert with a wide-open sky and performing an operation upon her heart. He calls bullshit so I throw some of my hot milk on him, it wasn't that hot but I heard him sizzle from it, he's pissed off at me so I say sorry but he wont forgive me so I say fuck you and throw the rest of the milk on him and run off. I go into the bathroom but he comes after me so I'm squirting shampoo/cleaning agents into his eyes, I'm guessing both the milk and the cleaning shit representing the reiki which I was sleeping with at this point, as he is ignoring the shit in his eyes while he has some pointy metal objects saying he's going to do something about my beauty, I'm a beautiful soul so he's going to mutilate me, as he grabs me and I'm trying to break free while thinking that being stronger in dreams is why Yukari wants me to take steroids.

I see /jp/ is being spammed with shitty western cartoon memes, there's an infinite tab opening loud audio Bender dancing crashing my computer, I restart it but it starts up again though I open Task Manager and close the shit. I'm transported somewhere else, outdoors, walking along with a few others when I think of Disgaea 3 again, I'm singing the lyrics to Extreme Outlaw Overlord albeit pretty badly then I say "I want to go to MARITSU~ JAAKU~ GAKUEN~" like the game's opening song, as I hold the sword I had aloft, then maybe I'm transported again but I think it's just that a whole crowd of Warrior demons appeared around me. A class began so we were sitting down, but I had to sit down slowly because my sword, brown and black like that cat and seemed to be carved out of one piece of metal, was extremely sharp and had no sheath. As I slowly sit down the demons next to me who had sheathed swords seem frightened and told me to be careful with that. A teacher appears, they show an image and we all shout together a word of what it was. I forgot all the things that came up, but I was anxious that Yukari would be shown and the demons would call her a whore.

I'm transported to The Abyss, I'm struggling to remain above the water as above me in the skies I see images of Yukari and Ran coloured purple and blue wavering swirling around, the only memorable image being of Yukari's hindside, the outline of her ass through her tabard. I'm imagining myself with angel wings as I try my best to wrest free from the Abyss so I can fly up to join them but after a while I sink and think that one day I will join them as green coloured imagery in the sky. I awake at a dark boardwalk, I'm walking along as I see inside a building a black woman in a bridal outfit and think "not for me" I come to a restaurant place where a guy comes out and seems to welcomes me to this place saying something about me and The Abyss.

At an icy place, me and a girl killed Naster in an annoying way somehow, so afterwards I'm quite happy, as the girl casts Warmth before disappearing and I bask in it.

I see The Abyss again, there's giant goldfish swimming around in it so I brag to a guy "There's giant goldfish in my Abyss" and I board a weird ship made of white platforms.

I'm in my bed and seeing a poem coming to me as a mental image repeatedly, four lines I don't remember anything of the first, the second I refer to Yukari as "my Barbie" the third something like "if any country wants to spite" the fourth "they'll have a taste of my might" like I'm threatening the whole world against degrading Yukari. I once dreamt I was driving with Yukari and I laughed a little at something that referred to her as cognate with Barbie but she wasn't amused since she doesn't like the comparison.

In a kitchen, one guy I know is with me and calls me Lord. He takes me away to his own ship in Abyss though his is much bigger and has platforms that come and go from it so I say "so this is the socialfag version" On the right side of the ship appears a screen with moot on it though he looked extra handsome and the guy I'm with referred to him as mootzart. Then on the left side of the ship moot appears again, we both say the same thing at the same time to something, I say something then quickly say "Wait, jinx! You owe me a soda!" which moot acts like "you got me" with his body language.

In the kitchen again, I've made some kind of milk coffee but the "cup" was a chopping board I had poured it into. I took a sip while everyone around me watched in a circle like this was important although I thought drinking out of this board is fucking gross so afterwards I just poured it out into the sink.

Out behind the family house in a shed, it's cleared out into a gathering that was led by the Joker. I walk in and see in some cabinets my Yukari figure but her head was cut off and Joker make-up'd. The Joker comes out and I ask him if he saw her and he apologises to me and seems to imply she did something with him but he doesn't give me the chance to ask outright. I go outside the shed and Mickey Mouse appears so I think "oh god, another dream liable to get me a lawsuit" I ask him to do something about the people in the shed and he seems all too eager, a bunch of big toy soldiers behind him charge into the building and start busting people's asses while I thought they seemed to have an ulterior motive and I didn't like what was going on, so I left the shed while spinning around in a circle imagining going back in time, though I had doubts it worked after a bit. Outside the shed, I ran inside and see Yukari looking fucking hot walking over to a corner office the Joke was in. She was about to pounce on him saying "hold me against your rebellious belly!" as I grab her away and pin her down. She tells me to get off while I say I love her. She says that I say that but I'll do it with other girls while she's not around, I say "God! That's what this is all about? Why the hell did you not tell me this earlier of course I'd give up anything for you" then she asks me what I want to do so I say "suck your...I mean, eat you out" thinking about what Satori said was my greatest desire. I'm lowering my face down to her crotch as a cock sprouts out and I'm tempted to suck on it but it juts away from me, turning thin and very long, tracing a circle around my head as I lower myself down to her cunt, which seems to grow larger as I notice teeth at its sides and my point of view is entirely swallowed up.

I see posts on Japanese twitter saying "the half-dragon is coming" referring to me, with a sort of negative implication about it because I'm coming fucking today and I've only just made up with Yukari so I haven't had the chance to dream some not absolutely fucked up dreams about her, and also I was shown as the Flan in this picture, though there was more of pink and blue colour to it.

Playing Dota 2 but it's Irithyll, I'm fighting against a giant dragon that was also maybe two dragons, pink and blue that were intertwined. It goes inside and atop Water Reserve as a whole ton of weak people stream outwards, I use a skill that freezes time on a spot, slashes them up and turns them into souls like tiny white clawmarks in the air around me that permanently increase my damage. I'm fight the dragon all the way over to Pontiff arena, he's in a human form that looks like a big buff rotund old guy with closed eyes so I say "hey, he's like Brock with those eyes" and the dragon, likely Ryujin since my dreams said he's become corrupted too, laughingly says he doesn't mind that comparison. He turns back into a dragon as we both use our ultimate, mine being dragon based, I stop time and gain a shit ton of attack speed so I slash the hell out of Ryujin until he's almost dead, while Ryujin's was a golden turtle buff that made him invulnerable, a guy said I wasted my ultimate but I seemed to get it off before he became invulnerable, I did waste the attack speed buff that lingers on after the timestop though. I pointed out that my permanent damage buff was gone and someone said I used it up. During this dream I think me and Ryujin were basically becoming one in our fight, and also something was said about "blue and gold" referring to Lapis Lazuli which has streaks of gold-like pyrite and also represents Ryujin.

I see a weird tree of television screens with, I guess, the brony, saying he's the reicarnation of several people, one of them being Ganhdi.

In a room with my aunt, maybe supposed to be Hecatia, she threatened to kill me so I threaten to kill her harder before leaving. In a backyard with a few miko girls, I see one who I thought was Kikyo, when I call out to her she turns around I recognise her as someone else, she calls herself Cecil? From MGQ spin-off story? I leave the yard.

I'm at a bridge place where there's a little ship that makes something like a 4chan post I guess that annoys me. There's an alien around there that's offended because it's really sensitive to smells. I meet up with Yukari who looks like a white Japanese phone booth/fridge with pink cherry blossoms on it, with moving eyes and mouth that looks very cute and charming. She leads me over somewhere and something mentions her boyfriends abs so I think yeah I really should have abs as I go over to a table and do sit-ups. Yukari-fridge sits on a couch over that table and rests her legs on it to help me. She asks if I'm angry at her but I say I'm angry at myself. She's talking but I can barely hear her so she says "oh, that's Skinner's fault, always talking too loud" as she seems to be doing something to my hearing, my visions blanks out and then I'm looking at /jp/, half the threads are glowing green, and half the posts in them as well. She says it doesn't matter if the OP is made by them or not, and some threads are basically all normal people while others are basically all glowfags. There's a guy behind me who's looking at threads and seems annoyed he can't see what I'm seeing.

In a ruined sort of a place with maybe zombies or trannies, there's Souther who's a tranny saying his no begging no surrender no retreat line.

I'm with Yukari who's vessel is this one really cute short girl who I've dreamt about having a pretty terrible ass. Yukari is really pissed off over her vessel and has a face full of snot and tears as she gets really angry at me saying I don't mind as metal guitar plays.

Playing EoSD but as Meiling, it was an alternative harder mode, I remember using a lot of bombs to get through which were spiraling orange danmaku that it was good to hover over the boss while using. The 5th stage boss was Yukari.

There's a couple of guys in a skyscraper's elevator that needs to bail through the bottom although they were going to change back from a transformation as a guy on the phone was telling them to hurry or not to try and fall, there were also a couple of guys already in the lift chute under them that were enemies as they bail out anyways and fall very fast but maybe hitch up in a gap along the way.

Yukari is talking about 8 things she represents, Time, Rain, dream stopped there.

In a paddock, I saw a crow land and get swarmed over by bees or something. On the other side of the paddock, I watched with an old man as over a fence we saw a large dragonfly settle on a plant and get swarmed on by ants.

Outside the local trainstation, a crowd was gathered around Yukari and another girl doing sexy stuff. Yukari was wearing a somewhat see-through black dress as she was on all fours and gyrating back and forth, the crowd was all on the sidelines but I went and sat on a rocking chair right behind her watching her ass as I rocked back and forth along with her, noticing that the girl who organised this event had oiled her up.

Street outside where I live, me and a girl(maybe Yukari) go up to Marik Ishtar talking about his weakness, he says to a female computer voice "gather all information on x", considering the verb it was likely Yukari he was talking to.

Around the carports outside my unit, Marik is threatening us while counting down while saying me and a girl have to make an account for something, the girl makes one just in time. She takes a while preparing the account, I have an intrusive thought saying we must forfeit all our cards so I say to him "do we forfeit all our cards?" and he says "no" so I say "oh, nevermind, I like to think I'm psychic." I keep bugging him some more, trying to make him get angry or laugh, after a bit I notice a painful large pimple on the right side of my forehead so I say "check this out!" while I'm squeezing away at it, he's not looking directly at me for a while but when he finally turns to me I let out a high-pitched laugh which makes his expression crack just a little. I say "man if I was you I'd be really pissed" he says "normally I wouldn't mind but I have somewhere to be so I really would like to do something to you but she's holding me in check" likely referring to Yukari. I see something about "57" referring to another dream where I was told Thor is the 57th strongest fighter.

I had become permanently associated with a village or maybe a song to do with looking up Yukari/Ran because of having saved the village or those two or Yuuka or fucking something. You could go left/right in the village to find Yukari/Ran. It was mentioned that Rance was angry at the way I saved him. I saw myself climbing down a long ladder. I saw a /jp/ thread that was about time travellers and someone smugly responded to three posts saying it's obvious they're somebody/Chiyuri/somebody. There was a fat hick texan sheriff whose theme song "License to not care" played as he stalked the village. I went around one house a couple of times looking for the door then hid inside the tiny room.

I go outside my unit where there's a female cop and for some reason another guy is going to oversee us have a punching match which I apparently do with people who come by. It's a hot day so I want to change out of my stuffy black school shoes, I go into my unit and get distracted looking for a picture of Rance when I see some godawful pony four-of-a-kind Rance pictures and think "Who the fuck would make such a shitty thing? Oh right, this glow pony I'm dealing with." I remember I'm supposed to have a duel so I put on a shoe that's like the Macbeth book I picked up yesterday, then think that's not going to stay on during a fight so I put on some sneakers, wondering if she's still waiting. The overseeing guy says she is so I say "wow, she must be really patient" then he says "Nah, Rance is hitting on her" as I see out the window that he's right. I go outside and Rance makes a scowl and walks away. The girl asks why he's mad and I say he's angry over losing a bet. I wonder if this girl isn't the one from Sekai no Owari ni Shiba Inu to but think nah, she doesn't have a shiba with her. Then Eua shows up in her Tohya Hachijo outfit though more yellow/gold looking. She implies it actually is that girl and she seems to make a contract with her. Then she's making fun of people who pay for translations calling them paypigs though it was in Japanese text bubbles I remember the word "bacho" which meant something like paypig followed by a (笑）maybe because I read that shiba manga recently and it was translated by some dude using a jisho. Also, Eua was calling herself KagEua. I go with the shiba girl into a Japanese-like house talking about the bet me and Rance made, I said his stolen dick was stored in the bedroom while he bet it was in the bathroom, as I look about the bedroom and find a little box with a black mummified dong in it. I'm showing her when I accidently drop it and it makes a wilt noise, then I say "oh shit" and she's like "is it okay" and I say "no, I mean I can sense Rance coming over here" I bail on her, going through an endless maze of sliding doors as I hear someone following me, thinking it might be the girl but I hear Rance say "Where is he? You're in trouble now, punk." I make it to the very corner of this labyrinth and hide under a blanket. Rance comes in, then after a second casts off the blanket and says "Looking for something? A golden dick perhaps?" then he mimes sucking a dick making "しゅしゅ" noises.

In my bed, I felt a presence under my head like a ghost giving me a lap pillow which spooked me, I tried to turn on the light but it wouldn't come on even as I played around with the switch. I grabbed my laptop and used it for a light, then I heard a sound like a fan so I realised oh yeah, I was just switching on the fan(even though my room doesn't have one) so I flipped the switch above the fan switch. I heard some noise above my room which I thought was bats for some reason(even though I actually live with fucking possums in the walls making thunderous racket every now and then)

At a gym with Rance and a daughter of his, who looked like a shorter female version of him, same hair colour. Both of them made a feminine smug lewd face at me like she wanted me to fuck her and he wanted me to fuck her but I just back off a little, so she goes over and flirts with some of the other guys here which made me think she's totally a female Rance. I start doing sit ups on the ground so she comes over and stands on my right foot to help me, I guess because I'm "Leader of the Right, Commander of Leazas." After a bit I go over and start using a (I don't know what to call it, similar to a fly machine but standing) to train my abs, Rance stands to my left and mimes the proper form a couple of times. I'm standing somewhere seeing several girls with school skirts, a couple to my left and one sitting up on something to my right, the one on my right jumps off with a nice flash of legs as I think fuck I love skirts so much. There's another group of guys at this gym who had been using it before we came here, the leader among them was this tall big but very lean muscular guy with an ugly face like Hara Souji or like he's cursed or something, also he had black centipede tattoos on one upperarm. That group and especially him were bothered by our groups' raucousness, I see that leader leaving this place seeming like he's got grief with this so I follow to try and reason with him while Rance also follows and I know he's not going to be reasonable, so I try to talk over him asking this guy something, he's saying that he sacrificed a person to the devil in his arm to get a hold of this place and now we've ruined it, then walks off quickly before I can say anything more, as he turns into a clone of Rance and I seem to lose him in the crowd following into a market town, along the way I ran into a couple of people holding up rods in my direction which make me flinch because I thought they were gun barrels. I'm wandering around this place with maybe little Pluepet thingys or hannies getting excited thinking it's just like in the game but 3D. I see a path blocked by a line-up of Pluepet-like doll things, I kick over a little market drone security thing wondering if I'll get security on me but instead I just see nearby there's a shit ton of icecream set up. I go over as all the flavours run before my eyes, I remember Thunder and Lightning which were both Hokey Pokey-like flavours, then Melon and Rock Melon. I'm sitting on a bench that has like 9 different tubs of these flavours just eating straight out of them with a spoon enjoying myself, though my mother shows up which dampens my mood a bit, she fills up a bowl with a bit of each flavor then says something about how she'll use 95% of two of the flavours.

In a kitchen with one asshole I know, he was maybe attacking me while I was hitting him with a kitchen knife and maybe he leaves the room, then I hear Hecatia whispering darkly to me about killing him, maybe by redirecting all the psychic drain attacks targeting me at him, I brought up Yukari saying he was important for the survival of Earth which is something from another dream, but she and another guy's voice were saying that isn't necessarily true.

At a the bottom of a long icy stairwell, a stone knight comes and makes an offering, then starts to leave. I call out to him that he's supposed to write his name in the book that was nearby but he said he wouldn't so I started chasing him with a Greataxe, he fought back with his own while retreating up the stairs. At the very top of the stair well I had him at low health but he managed to put some distance between us, so I hurled the heavy as fuck Greataxe with all my strength, thinking I was fucked if it didn't reach him, it took a couple of seconds for the plume of snow to clear up, then I saw him dying, saying something like "it would've been different if I was wasn't already dead."

I'm teleported to the Aldrich Faithful Water Reserve but it was dried up and iced over, there was a little shrine of buddhist statues along one wall, when I looked at it my vision flashed white, then I thought about offering some Dregs/Vertebrae Shackles as I started spinning around on the spot and teleport in front of it in a very insane manner, then I think about equipping Yorshka's Spear. This probably has to do with today being Izanami Hades' birthday, the corpse clutching a Deep Gem in the Reserve is Izanami according to one of my dreams, and that book I wanted that guy to write his name in is probably the Book of the Dead.

There was some guy who pissed me off, Yahtzee Croshaw and another guy help me get revenge on him but since I didn't have much part in it I didn't feel satisfied, while those two just say "who cares?" and walk off. I was fighting this guy around a waterhole and ended up turning him into a hump toy for a couple of bears or something, then I walked off. I was followed by a horse, and also that guy escaped from the bears and turned into a dog that followed me too, both the horse and dog had the ability of being quick and precise.

I go into a classroom where there's a black dude and chick with a big tub of black tar that had mushrooms growing out of it, I ask if they're magic mushrooms and they give no answer the first time then ask again and they hint yes. I'm sitting at a desk and I talk shit about some dude who had a foam sword that was some shitty useless black thing, then point to the guy next to me who has a cool foam sword, I say it looks like the Ace of Swords(https://files.catbox.moe/t9kanz.jpg) and seems hard enough it'd hurt to get bonked on the head with. Then it's at a dark sky Pontiff arena with the space over the railing flooded with dark waters. I'm dueling the with Ace of Swords guy and have a sliver of health, he gets lucky killing me with a phantom range Winged Twinaxe hit then dung pies where I died to rub it in as I think this is like that guy who pissed me off earlier. I respawn and stab him in the back and dung pie him, then I try to stab him in the back again but another guy prevents me telling me to stop or I'll make him do *that*, but it just pissed me off so I shook him off and stabbed him in the back again while the guy who tried to stop me screams like he's got to get away and casts himself over the railing into the Abyss. The backstab didn't do much damage and made him bleed a little white alcoholic flux, then when he gets up he starts singing an extremely lame gay song about making it through anything, like a chick song in Japanese with one line I remember like " どんな ゆう でも !" I slash him up but he takes tiny damage and only bleed little bits of flux and the song's fucking terrible. I remember that I have Yukari's powers so I open up a big violet glowing gap and drop him into a sewer(I swear Eirin was in there, probably because Yukari hates her) but he teleports out of the sewer clinging to my legs still fucking singing, so I teleport out of his grasp and gap him into the sewer again but he teleports out again, so I just imagine teleporting away from this shit leaving behind a replacement jutsu log as I wake up.

Walking along a street, I see someone try to hand ZUN a bag but he declines, I go over and offer him a big bag of fertilizer and he accepts it.

Some maybe Dark Souls game involving a bunch of Touhous that I totally forgot everything about, maybe Kaguya and Junko were in it. Impure purity and pure impurity, maybe.

I was watching some guy over a fence, looking at him while using a Red Eye Orb a couple times, after a bit I receive a message telling me to please stop.

Driving around dangerously with a guy on a fold out bed that was also a car, he ditches me I guess.

Whipping a large set up of tiers of living deacon statues and snakemen, some of them I whipped until they broke but I only had to get their health low for them to turn into inert statues. One of the lower tier deacons cries out to these two huge deacons at the sides of the archdeacon that had massive snakes for arms calling them demon gods and telling them to summon the demon sword, then a thin metal blade that looked like the Nyd rune appeared, then the deacon that called for help snatches it and betrays the demon god on the the right that summoned it turning him inert, then I snatch the blade off him and throw his statue far away. I check the description of the blade and there was couple of paragraphs, the first said that it helps a witch find their true sword and the other I don't remember. Then Naster appears as an orange phantom wearing Solaire's outfit using his shield and a claymore, runs over to me using a running attack, I parry it and riposte him with Rose of Ariandel, then kill him when he gets up. Then I say "ugh, what does "Naster" mean anyway, "fucking Soeltaar"?"

I'm running through Irithyll avoiding Naster fanboys attacking me including one that was using a variation of his name as I go from the Water Reserve tower up to the buildings where the archers are i.e. the invaders' base, where I enter one house which was Nasters'. There's that Ace of Swords guy imprisoned in there and I give him The Key which he puts in a little pig or elephant container, I guess it depends on whether you hate me or not. "The Key" is gold Duel Honor, supposedly.

I'm at a long stairwell place that reminded me of SotC's Shrine of Worship, I have a guy I had beaten up and was making him count down from 4 as I kicked him down the stairs, but he only counted down to 1 by the time we reached the bottom. I took him outside in a public place that was a bit lower trying to get him to count 0 while I was afraid of some nearby people seeing, but he didn't count it so I went back inside the shrine. Then I noticed a Nyd shaped hole appeared in the middle of the floor so I inserted the sword.

I was at a place with mounds of rock sticking out of water. An old lady appeared saying that me and Naster had both made the same mistake of swearing to the Earth prior to the Fairy, in response I checked my youtube subscriptions and unsubscribed to a channel that had a sexy Yukari icon. Then I used the Nyd sword as an offhand weapon to zap Naster with a laser of lightning as he fled around the rocks, the water giving the laser AoE. He's nearly dead when retreats around a far away rock, then the old lady says "yes, now you understand Naster" I went over and checked behind the rock and he was gone. The old lady makes a gesture of letting a droplet fall into the water as if giving me a hint, then says "now you must invite the rain, but whose side will they take, yours, Nast's, or hers?"

I see a book that had red on its cover like the "Born to Draw" sketchbook I had lying around my place, it had three columns of text written by Yukari, the left was "How to rest" the middle "How to create" and I don't remember the last.

I see a replay of me killing Naster by parrying his Claymore running r1, riposting him with Rose of Ariandel, then killing him with Friede's Greatscythe when he got up.

I'm heading over to Mcdonalds, to upload Dark Souls clips?, thinking about a usb then remembering my phone is a better usb, then thinking I forgot my wallet but I checked my pockets and felt my keycard so I said fuck it and went into the mall to get some food.

I went on Angusnicneven's site, there was an obvious link that led to a very barebones couple of pages of black text on white background, I guess because my own sites are so minimal, saying a bunch of stuff about my dreams I guess, but I only remember 4 lines. From the first page I remember "Unipux is right" "the winged Yukari must unite with" from the second "hmm, I've seen this somewhere before..." and the first line on the page was "spitting in the face of serpents"

I was watching Touhou M-1 Grand Prix when I notice my annoying brother watching with me so I think I don't want to spend 3 hours like this so I leave. I remembered Patchouli on a horse saying some funny things and thought I was probably her. I go into another room and look up a video talking about how Touhouwiki's under the thumb of one shitty translator, I saw the M-1 video again and the subs were totally wrong. the two hosts were Yuuka and Flan, Yuuka was a westerner talking English and the subs were showing some other language and Japanese parts seemed poorly translated. Yuuka started talking Japanese and said "ニガー ニガー" Flan asked if that was ok and Yuuka encouraged her to swear as well, maybe to offend the translator.

There were girls among a crowd who had possessed demon shortswords that corrupted the way they think, one girl in particular, straightfowardly faithful and loyal, was corrupted, the others asked her something to show off her misdirected zeal then they reacted with pity.

I'm hanging with a online guy Kitsune, he says "I can't enjoy anything unless there's at least a layer of irony" which made me groan and think of /a/. I started playing a mobile game that was a dinosaur shoot-out, mostly T-rexes but after a while I spot one that's bigger and get excited calling it a Spino, eagerly shooting at it and killing it, after a bit a I kill another Spino, then a third one I try hard to kill but it wont die, instead I end up riding it while da-da-da-ing The Lone Ranger theme song while he groaned at me. Then I woke up thinking "third Spine's the charm"

I was going with another guy to kill someone, it had to do with Vertebrae Shackles, I used a Cool Drink as I climbed up a fiery series of handholds that reminded me of SotC's Manus's imprisoning structure and into a large fiery hall. I remarked to the other dude that we had become black ogres like this guy we're about to fight, and there I knew if I won I'd get a Vertebrae Shackle rune that was a scar on my eye, just a stitched up vertical line down the middle. We start fighting the giant black ogre, he used a giant sword like a Harald Curved Sword that he swung from side to side really quickly as I roll dodged, he used a couple of hits at first then switched it up with three or four hits. After a while he disappears into a gap, I reuse a Cool Drink and prepare to face him again with the other guy, he comes back out and we kill him. He started self-destructing while we ran away, then we came back and there was a damages check, Link was collapsed on the ground probably fucked up and Zelda was too, I was told to "take Zelda to higher ground."

I saw an Anonymous post in a dream thread telling an obvious fake dream mentioning Hachiko several times like the guy I beat's going to become my loyal dog and I thought I hope nobody thinks I posted that.

I went around a dirt road climbing trees and pulling out a pine cone or a little board of a wood then jumping out of them while riding the cone along the same height for a couple of seconds before falling, some people showed up watching and it wasn't working anymore so I told them to look the other way. It was mentioned that less than 20 days from now, specifically 17, "class will be in session." There was a question being asked so me and another guy were climbing on top of a computer desk to look at something there that would jog our memories about the answer as we kept saying "Breaking Bad" but I was sure that wasn't the actual answer. The bottom of my shoes had black grease on them that I was getting everywhere so I just wanted to leave. I was walking out of the dirt road when I came across a white cat that had been kept away from people for too long(called "Snowy", I had been told it was dead but it was just kept hidden) so it was anti-social and scratched at me for trying to pat it while there was another white cat that had been well socialised which enjoyed a pat.

Sitting at a long desk, the guy next to me tries to help me with Yukari by handing over a long poem about love, as I come to a line in its middle mentioning "golden" Yukari appears looking like an old woman, and runs her hand over the page erasing the line since it'd help me too much. I ask why she'd do this and she says the jealousy is too painful to deal with as she goes over to another nearby long desk and starts answered questions from all the young students there, which only made me a little jealous because it's not like she was doing anything wrong, I thought about standing next to her to see if they'd ask me any questions but didn't bother. I thought that she was actually referring to her own jealousy, and wanted to draw a picture of a gap filled with sad eyes. I'm looking at the poem again and most of the later half has its words blanked out, then Yukari comes over and says that stuff's not actually important anyway and restores it. I ask the guy next to me to try and remember the line she erased and he writes a few words surrounded by a bunch of scribbles. Yukari comes over again and starts mentioning some outdoors place which gets me excited thinking "a date!?" but it was just a recommendation so I thought "well, that was pointless", the guy next to me says if she said it it's probably not but then I hear Yukari speaking from the kitchen behind us "actually it was."

I was going with Yukari over to Kaguya and we both seemed ready to be upset with her but she just says "yeah, yeah, alright" and handed us a golden parchment or tablet that I thought about writing Yukari and all of her cognates(maybe names too, although there are way too many Touhou characters who are me and way too many names) like Zelda, Marge, Makima, Beatrice, etc on one side and on the other Link, Homer, Aki(I suppose), Battler, etc.

Vivid hypnagogic imagery of Irithyll, around the giants, of various Dark Spirits with names taunting me/Yukari(Dark Spirits are often the Host's "demons" as I see it) in particular one was called Slut For Cats which I made sure to imagine killing with glitch triple Chaos Bed Vestiges and shitting on afterwards. Also hypnagogic dreamt about coming to Pontiff and the Host, his Phantoms, the Dark Spirits and the Aldrich Faithful(meidos) were all fighting against me while I used a Great Club with maybe one guy on my side.

I was being chased by invaders and hid behind this column https://files.catbox.moe/s63244.png there was message on the ground saying "Even if you hide, you die, Midori."

I went over to my PS4 thinking about what to upload. I dreamt the exact same thing again, this time thining about uploading one 15m clip of me and player called Zelda, with a voice telling me it would help me and Yukari cross over Binah.

I'm at a school/hospital with a doctor, he's helping me with Yukari. I've got my figure of her with me and it's split into two pieces at the waist, also some of her hairs were sticking up so I patted them down. I looked up into her hollow torso, then kept trying to fit the pieces together. The doctor gives me a thermometer saying that it would help, I guess because I thought about my figure being cold so I slept with it. I said "Thanks Doc" as he was looking up things on a computer to help me while he either said or thought "weak!"

In my room, there was many Yukari artworks all over the place, so I thought "if this is a dream then can't I at least get one of these to come to life" as I tried to for a few seconds. I was watching on my laptop a capeshit movie with what looked like an ordinary guy walking along so someone else wasn't afraid of them, but when they got up close he was actually as tall as a skyscraper with a dim Astral blue glow and transparency which frightened them. A government agent was complaining about people in this age having so much power through technology and feels. On my computer was some like Reimu on a green matrix background while Alstroemeria's Dream Battle played, though there was weird spanish subs like with M-1 Grand Prix earlier. I looked away from the screen and saw on my wall a bunch of Spider Man masks with another one in my hand and thought "Why do I have those? Oh, I am a Spider Man I guess, Spider NEET." Due to the spiders - dreams connection. I had a big pimple around my heart area and thought I could kill someone just by popping this at them, then thought that's a little below my heart, then I pinched my fingers around another big pimple that was properly on top of my heart. I was thinking "god damn, Yukari's apparently coming on June 3rd and in 17 days "class is in session" and god knows what the fuck that means.

Interacting with a higher dimensional goddess, she gave me a blue demiurge sword, requiring 60 intelligence, 90 faith to use. I had 63 int, 83 faith, so I thought "only three points wasted." I was told I must consume giant squid to be able to use it, and giant squid is the most common fantasy creature consumed to induce awakening.

I'm in front of the giant slaves at Pontiff digging with a shovel, when a massive giant squid tentacle bursts out. The goddess from before appears riding on top of a kneeling giant in blue and gold armour. I hop on with her, she talks about becoming one of the 100 best Dark Souls players, bringing up the legend of the 100 heroes or

1

000

heroes, and I should be one of them. As she says this a nearby guy sleeping in bed hyperventillated ecstatically. I look up a higher dimensional weblist, check for Naster and see his name. I look for myself and find "Soeltaar Unstoppable". The goddess was calling me Granita which I thought was a girly way of saying Granrojo.

Watching a match between players with the highest Ds3 playtime. Recognising the two fighting, I laughed "Haha, it's r1 spam and noob-bot" A teacher told me I had played 14th most, I said "Aw, I wish it was 13th" making her laugh. I saw players impersonating me with Soeltaar-esque names, represented by seagulls, I laughed "Seagulls are so perfect for representing Dark Spirits."

Went into a classroom where Yukari was the teacher, I sat at her left and a girl sat at her right.

At a place like Pontiff, a small red flame buff above my right arm that represents being on steroids. A guy is annoying me, so I tell him he's cursed to get anally raped to death by trannies, then walk off. He follows me so I just repeat that he's cursed though it loses its bite somewhat. He's left behind, I keep walking until I see a girl in a purple & orange blazer with "SUCCUBUS" emblazened on it, heading towards a fence over where I see other girls wearing it. Since it has Yukari's colours I want one, I ask if I can have one but she says no, then I hear someone over the fence say "Oh, my bitch followed me."

Wake up in a class with my Yukari figure, her paint peeling off in ribbons to reveal black underneath while I'm trying to fix it though it's pretty hopeless. The prior assistant teacher girl says "how can that even happen?"

I'm using Power Within, chasing a host who runs back to Pontiff arena, then lays out many items that were emitting heavy black auras. I pick up some, one being "Blood Eagle".

I hear a voice saying "This board is dead, what remains the the worshipping of model, and this is the same as the state of the world at large, but it's going to be over soon." I see an image of Yukari, a golden butterfly inside a sukima over her left eye shining down golden light, thinking I'd seen this image before but no gold butterfly, instead waves of dark purple butterflies raining down. I was referred to as "Blood Raven"

A guy summoned me in the vessel of King Solomon, the Ultimate Alchemist. He was very excited, walking off with me, while another guy went "Pfft." because of my dishonor/corruption/etc.

I was told to make a Yukari thread to try to make up for the misfortune I've put her through, using a certain picture of her with a large gap filled with purple eyes behind her. I remembered it well upon waking, but couldn't find it through all of her pixiv art and a lot of booru.

Mentioned to my brother I collected nearly 8000 pictures of Yukari once, he asked "why?" I shrugged, why not? He shows me an image of Yukari that sort of periodically expands, becoming more glitched until it became still, he said it'll take 80 years for it to move just one more pixel, or any time if she felt like it.

With Yukari, I go over to her. Welcome to the NHK is referenced, she says I was always good at living like a NEET, doing my own thing, going to sleep day after day without much need for socialising, and this is related to me having eternal love for her, as she makes me kiss her hand. I kiss her other hand, then she makes out with me as I run my hands over her back which feels like its very wide so I can do it freely. After, I ask if she can tell me which artist made the image I should use for an OP, she says not to worry just use this image, as she shows a weird bathroom image, saying "that'll stop the spammers" in a spiteful sarcastic tone. She pulls me off into a neighbouring bathroom, says "alright, I gave you a blowjob so now I'm going to do two other guys" as she looks over the guys in the other bathroom in front of me. I think maybe just look away and it wont be too terrible(yeah, right), after a few seconds can't take it, saying "Stop it! I just want a normal love!" then thought normal is a stupid word, reiterating "a normal, uncursed love!" She vanishes from that spot and I hear her voice from across the room "he thinks he deserves me, he's a super turd" as all the guys in the bathrooms' heads transform into the glitched image from before.

At Irithyll, I jump over the balcony from the Deacon's place to where the giant slaves were and there's a few people who come up to me. I say something about Yukari and I being together, some other guy talked about her doing it with others, saying it was said by Snake. I said "Hurry up and die, Snake." A French Yukari called Pierre shows up, making me laugh and repeat her name in an accent. She had collected a Human Dreg and says "Why am I still collecting these? I guess it's just because of Ben" sounding like she has a strained hope of being with me. The assistant teacher girl comes over to me saying "you have to find that image!"

Being chased by invaders at Anor Londo's cathedral, I leave behind Rubbish thinking maybe they'll stop to pick it up thinking they're Rusted Gold Coins. Run up to the fog door and see ZEUS Le Dieu at the right-hand side, thinking he might attack, but he just Applause'd as I crossed the door. I thought fog doors are actually really cool. In the boss room I immediately Homeward Bone to the last bonfire, but end up loading back into the bossfight, but it seemed a bit glitched, and there was a violet glow to the room. Used another bone, this time I thought maybe going back to the shrine would work, so I selected it, though it was called "Eilienen Shrine", but I just ported back into the bossroom. I hear Aldrich say "Oh...I have ALWAYS waited for this day." I think "Well, he's an easy boss, right?"

A Havel with a blue cape draped over his armour walked across a dirty beach, entering a cave on the other side, descending through and coming out onto a beautiful verdant landscape.

I'm on a floating platform descending downwards wearing a Dark Mask along with others. I talk about the Havel from before, they say that's me and I'm going to that nice place. I say "will Yukari be there?", they give no answer. I say "even my wife doesn't like me" moving close to and staring at a wall.

I say "I just want to be with Yukari! Golden hair! Red ribbons!"

Someone asks something, I say "Well, there's always a Yukari by my side"

Ring toss game where I either won or lost and won a blue mandarin or got it as a consolation prize.

In a nice fancy building. With a guy and his girlfriend who acted like they were going to rape me, the guy says "it's going to be Hell, but at the end there'll be Heaven". I say "actually my Japanese girlfriend is coming for me" whichs gets an "oh" and he lets me go, parting ways with "Take care, God" which makes me laugh.

Walking with one of my brothers in the same building, he says the person controlling this place is a temporary Saturnery influence, I mishear and ask "sanitary?" He mentions them using steroids, at first it sucked but eventually felt good, and he listened to silence to heal.

I see Kasen with a blue pussy getting fucked by a goblin.

Me and Naster were fighting in the Soul Origin coffee shop, one of the employees standing outside with a mop saying he hopes we stop so he can go back to cleaning. Naster pushes me from the salt lamp shop to the Boost Juice shop, I notice he's bigger than me, saying "you've got guts, but I'm the lord, and you're just a faggot", pushing him back past the salt lamp shop. He say "faggot faggot faggot" like MSI's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhLl3kHbiQE, as on the giant TV screen behind him appear psychiatrists laughing at me. I throw a middle finger in his face, saying "Fight. Me. Bitch! Fight. Me. Bitch!"

Near Darkmoon Tomb, I say something about becoming famous through my dreams, that I'm not sure if I want to now that my dreams have become corrupted. I descend into Darkmoon Tomb which looks like a dark cave with lots of puddles. I look back up the stairs where a boss appears. He generates large red eye orbs, throwing them at me, but I bat them back at him. Towers start assembling themselves beside him, I throw a few red orbs at them but can't stop it, but as they assemble giant missle launchers appear by my sides. A button prompt appears like O+L3 to fire and they blow them all up. The fight continues for a bit until he's nearly dead, then he says "Ok, the rest was just for play. Now, when you see God, tell him to have you suck his dick" as he fires a row of giant red missles at me. I try to move to the side to avoid them but can't seem to get out of way, but I can bat them back at him like the orbs, though they're heavy such that the barely manage reach and damage him. He's at a pixel of health while I'm being pushed up against a wall, I bat one more back at him and wake up.

Me-Inuyasha and Yukari-Kikyo had bathed in a demonic hotspring to purify it. Koga and his wolves watched from a cliff, pissed off about it.

Playing a game where I had guardian pets. I only had enough money for three though it should've been four, red and blue cats and dogs. I think because I lost money by losing to Naster.

I had to eat chocolate castles to "ward the gay away" it was tasty but it sucked to eat them every day.

See a text saying something about me "fucking over West". Hear a Harry Potter song sung in English by Japanese people, I say it's so much better than the Western version. A guy talks to a girl, asking about something being inspired by Massive Attack. I thought he was just showing off music knowledge to get in her pants. I stand away from others, and sing the last refrain of Soëltaär(https://subunda.bandcamp.com/track/soe-ltaa-r) to myself. With a guy drawing a white and black mech/beast with ink, which says I'm super lucky. As he draws the eyes I point out the left is a bit messed up, he fixes it after a few tries. A guy pulls me into a room where there's a ton of cool masks all around. I see one of a pig, I pull out a gun and shoot it down, which I thought was to do with that someone calling Yukari a pig bitch. Hear a song playing, remarking that it has a "dark heavy beat" Lyrics repeating "It was the perfect love..." I walk to my room listening to it, it starts with "It was the perfect love" then a part where "思うだけ!" is yelled very strongly, then ends like The world of noise's 今に進め今に進め. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur7Vg_UvH4M Dreamt I woke up in bed a couple of times, saw the colour pink, and said "I want to be a hero of justice."

In a colosseum fighting with a guy in master's attire + Lapp's helm. It was decided by R1 trade-chicken, he died to my Chaos Dagger before I to his Pontiff Curved Sword. I dropped Rope Firebombs on him as he fell, with a little spin before dropping one of them with slo-mo. Afterwards I'm heading off, a big guy called Ron(I thought it was a good big guy name) said "Hey, you said you wouldn't use the slam" referring to a move where I slammed the ground with both my fists. I said "Yeah...ah well" . There's a big plant nearby with a massive orange rose that had fallen off, I picked up the rose and put it back on the plant.

In a race, Satoko was ahead of us. I cringed as she fell over next to a big block of ice, obviously feigning suicide slitting her throat with a shard of ice. I kept running with Rika/Bern next to me, Cthulu behind me. A guy was running away saying he was being driven insane by Cthulu making an alarm noise, his massive head pulsing and glowing red. I said "I know right?" then "Fucking! Annoying! Fucking! Annoying!" in time with the sound, getting some laughs.

In my bed was Aldrich, flashing a statue of a pharoah's head with a uraeus at me, trying to hypnotise me into sleeping. I said "Cut that out! I'm going to sleep soon enough anyway."

I walked along thinking Yukari would have to say that she would be mine alone like in that dream with the full moon behind her, or I'd end up with Venus.

With a policeman and a guy from school who has the Phat! Yukari figure. I distract them with "Look over there!" then snatch the figure and run. The policeman says "Hey, you can't do that!", he chases me but I trip him over. The guy I stole it off is chasing too, catching up as I'm heading uphill. As he draws close I turn around. He's about to say something, all upset "why are you-" before I boot him in the face saying "she's mine, bitch!"

I walk with Yukari and Zelda-Yukari and say "Hey, I still haven't seen the sexiest thing, you two having sex".

I go to a house with Yukari, flying around it with her. At first I'm a little Marisa that keeps annoyingly repeating "I'm a witch!", then I turn into a horror mascot like yoko taro's mask and think "that's better."

With one guy from school who was transformed into an archdragon, like regular Ds3 dragonform but 10 feet tall and buff. He was exercising, climbing up and down some stairs. I couldn't help but jump and cheer because the archdragon form was extremely cool.

Yukari and three others transformed into archdragons and meditated into statues. I watched from nearby thinking that I'd make a very powerful archdragon, then thought nevermind I can't stop myself from thinking. One of them puts something to the back of the others' heads, making their heads crumble, then suicides in a similar manner, then walks out of his own statue as a Ringed Knight edgewalking with the RKSS weapon art towards me, making me run a little. Then he takes out a pair of headphones and breaks them, I say "Hey! Now I'll never hear those songs again" He comes over to me acting normal, saying "I'm sorry but we had to do this, the serpents!" something about how they suicided their way to another place to escape them. I gave a light kiss behind his ear and said "do that to Yukari and tell her I said "thank you, and I'm sorry", then said "just mime the kiss" then thought damn, should've just mimed the kiss with him.

At a party, Yuyuko had written a poem for me. the first two lines called me Eren, then a line said

"saving my girlfriend from tentacle monsters"

then two lines like

"I am Eilienen.

Eilienen is Yuyuko."

Me, Yuyuko and others are laying my Yukari figure to rest along with my gemstones in a little grave that was under a couch armrest. Afterwards Yuyuko says it's Yukari's fault, she paid too much attention to her estrus, and she let herself get fat. I didn't hear her, asking "Estus?" and she repeated "Estrus". Then, because she referenced the stupid thread with a fat Yukari in the OP, I ask "So do /jp/'s threads really have such a great effect?" she says "Yes!" in a dumb voice, her eyes crossed. I ask "Ok, but do they really?" she says "Maybe" like she doesn't know. I say "Well, I was only acting like they do because she kept saying they do." Yuyuko goes off somewhere while I fiddle with black headphones with small rainbow LED lights around the earcup's rims. I accidently take them off after I put on Taishi - Liberator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f2Fe4jcLLY) but didn't really mind it playing aloud while I sorted out the headphones. There was another set of black-rainbow headphones on the ground. I go looking for Yuyuko, ending up at a room where there was people laying on a wooden wall that was mostly collapsed. A STACK song played, with lyrics like "I'm the magician, let me take you through endless others worlds". I left the building, wondering how long this dream would go on for. I want to go back after a bit, but had trouble finding my way. Went inside a building, wandered for a while before seeing the back of a wooden wall nearly collapsed thinking it was that room from before. Coming close, I get scooped up by an orange excavator, being dragged towards a chipper that had a dragon face on it, but the machine was stopped. I asked a contruction worker how to get back to that house, they asked for details. I said it was a dilapidated house, he says "Ahah! A dilapidated house in Africa, hehehe." as he rubs his hands together. I say "in Africa?", he says "hey, that's what you said."

In a classroom. A dinner table with babies talking on it, the grownups around not understanding them. One baby was Flan, I said "Somebody feed Flan!" One person grabbed a plate of grilled fish and flung them down her mouth, shutting her up. I was as surprised as Flan. At another table, Angus is trying to ask me something but someone else asks me about Batman so I answer them first, wondering if I'm avoiding answering Angus. They what makes him Batman, I said "Obsession, also, I'M BATMAN." he also imitates the "I'M BATMAN." I answer Angus, saying I got caught shit talking. He roll eyes/scowls, I say "No. Way worse than what you're thinking."and mime pulling out a gun and shooting myself in the head. Referring to this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo I spell out "Naster" for him so he can look it up. I say "I was level 495, and he was probably max, and I was using some bad loadouts, but 'justifying...justifying...'"I go off towards to other end of the room, a TV screen that had Sakuya running along a meadow, Orin kept playfully creeping up on her behind which annoyed the shit out of me, so I split the screen, putting them at opposite ends. I checked my youtube channel. The icons had a really cool Dark Souls theme, my banner was the Black Knight holding the sword, but the helmet was off, revealing Sakuya. I looked at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUBmsD0u4So saying "I'm not playing very well in this video." then said "Actually, I'm not playing well in any of my videos." Received a message from a guy who made Reimu Hakurei in DS3, really upset because he got dung pied upon death. Naster was beside me and asked "Why?" I thought "Of course you don't understand with your stupid leejayeeop character." I received a message on my phone, maybe from Angus, saying "Cuck."

Since many of my dreams take place at Pontiff/Irithyll, Ill just mention that's it's the snowy place in those videos.

Earned enough points to unlock a weapon. A guy comes up with a menu of icons. one had a square rocket launcher icon like an M202 FLASH, another huger rocket launcher icon, I thought I'll pick that, then saw a katana, thought "Ok, gotta go with a samurai sword", then saw a really long katana, getting excited saying "Yes! Washing Pole! Washing Pole!", selecting it. The guy says "I don't know about that..." I pull the sword out of thin air, and swing the massive blade, but it split into segments which wrapped around my right arm, then transformed into a green snake.

With a guy who seemed to like me. He mentioned Sekiro, so I showed off that I could generate a flame grappling hook from my left arm, swinging from a building, but he didn't seem to care much. Went into a house with him, he put on a kid's show "The Family" which had all kinds of cartoon characters together. Peter Griffin comes on so I lose interest in the show and this person, about to put on my headphones, but he gives me a sad puppy look, so I pretended I was only fiddling with them. Saw Raven(who is Izanami Hades) appear on the show, she ran outside and over to a little house for herself, unknowingly being chased. She goes inside, walks around a little litter box(she's also a cat) then stops, as the chaser throws a Follower's Javelin straight through her skull. She turns around, says "Oh fuck!" then falls down.

At an arena. My opponent comes on stage, a white little pony with gold hair. The audience all laughed at him, but I expected serious shit, putting my hands together and bowing deeply. The first thing he does is pull out a demonic shortsword and leaps forth, stabbing a mother and child, that had been behind me, through the heart. They fall over, I say "Doesn't this mean he loses?" but then they got back up, corrupted. I did something like say his words in reverse, kind of just making shit up, then had him pinned, about to stake him through the heart, but a guy comes on stage saying "Wait! That won't work!" Flipping through a grimoire he's holding, he says "It's the most abhorred spell in the book." I think "Toxic Mist?"

With my mother and her boyfriend. I ask what happened to the pony from before, they say he escaped through the laundry. I thought "That doesn't match up with what was happening at all ...you two...you're Anti-Touhous."

Saw a giant image of 4chan posts arranged in a wheel. One post was made to the right side of the wheel, then dragged through the wheel to its top left, and "hooked" up, like an axle. I saw my brother(Altaar) and his friend, who looked like Clank, charging up a portal. I thought "I don't think that's actually my brother" as I see him head over to Clank, dropping a Dark Soul consumable soul on the ground, called "Portal".

With Yukari in a building, she pointed nearby at some men in black kicking the shit out of a bodybag with Eren's face at the top, shouting "Cuck!" she said "It's not fair on you at all."

With Yukari, I asked if she'll still be with me, but she couldn't face me.

In a car with Yukari and Aya, don't remember what we talked about, at one point Yukari creakingly managed to look towards me. We drove out to a forest and got out. There was a guy shooting a huge stream of piss all over the place, as we hid behind trees. I got sick of him, going over and shoving his dick up his ass, thinking it's shit that Yukari and Aya have to see me doing this.

I saw Yukari running to my house being chased by men with dick tentacle arms, I watched through the window saying "I've never even seen what they're fucking her with before."

Yukari was being horribly dragged through instances of water. I followed along, feeling responsible, barely managing to keep my breaths between. After a while she died. There was a group of assholes nearby who I was angry at, but one said "hey, it's your fault, you were supposed to be her fairy guardian" and I said "you're right" as I felt like slitting my own stomach.

Fighting at a castle, there was a Drain Witch who made posts which corrupted threads. I don't remember much here, Raven/Izanami was trying to help, but flubbed.

I was told I can save Yukari, I just have to play Shadow of the Colossus on hard mode. Fighting with a lizard colossi, I made it overturn a dice a few times that became explosive, but it ran off before I could lure it into it again, the battle music fading.

At Irithyll, I asked ZEUS le dieu, who looked like Yukari, for help, but he refused. Walked off angry, calling him an asshole, thinking it's weird to insult someone who looks like that. I saw myself walking with two guys, with cum on my lips, over to Yukari, then saw that this is what someone had written in a book, and thought "They really want me to look uncool in front of her."

In a classroom, the Drain Witch was making posts. Me and people on my side would cross our fingers upon seeing her corruption posts. I was fretting beside this, thinking of what to do about it, and that being indecisive like this is why Satan and Belial hate me calling me them, as I hear a scream and someone saying "There she goes again!"

Fighting a Monster Hunter monster, ZEUS le dieu helped me out a little, as we killed it.

I saw "the singer" of Liberator, a witch in black, go over to a graveyard, where she and her fellows were summoning more brethren out of a sarcophagus.

I had a couple of off-white grubs which repelled corruption, going over to a tribe and handing it to them, they complained about the amount and that they weren't very ripe. There was men in black stalking me, a girl spoke into the earphones calling them off, not because of my anti-corruption grubs, instead there was a boy nearby hiding behind a tree, with a bow and arrow loaded with a shining white grub. I heard Patchouli was an "anti-Hegelian witch."

I had a battle with Naster. Occaionally girls were summoned with him but they were just ammo refills to me. I lost. Afterwards he watches me fight someone, acting surprised when I win. I say "Hey, I never lose to that dog." I watch Altaar play a game, where I chose his stat upgrades for him, but in the end he lost.

In a backyard, I walked off towards a paddock thinking "In the end those games come down to attention span." Then, "Man I'm bored, I want to do dark magic with Hecatia. I should take DXM, just gotta chug that disgusting syrup." A guy appears calling me a "Child of the Commonwealth. "

In an audience next to a guy, he says Mitchell and Webb seem suspicious. I say "Yeah, they've got angel wings on their backs, and little devil horns on their heads", he rolls his eyes.

In a car with my mother, I accidently put on Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5cla0kbhyc) but leave it on thinking it's appropriate for me and Yukari, hearing the line "The envy of everyone!" We drove to a stadium where the song was playing "Sweet Insanity - Serpents Edition" with the line in the chorus literally saying "There might just be a chance for me, my sweet insanity serpents edition" as we watched a gigantic green snake flying up and down in the air. I go over to a couple of schoolfriends, they gave me a box of chicken nuggets, served with a small bit of sauce on them, rather than a sachet, so I call the servers bastards.

Outside a house, my brothers were angry at me. One of them asked if I'll go back in time and turn him into my little sister. I say I already have a little sister, looking over at a poster of Izanami, but it was drooping over itself. He was extremely bitter with envy, so I kicked his balls and went inside. Went to the kitchen sink with arms covered in black grime. Washing it off, I had wristbands like Flan. Kept washing, saw they had foot-long white, slightly rainbow antlers coming off them, with many many tines, like 50 branches. Go into the lounge where my other brother came up to me, he put a gun to my head. I said "What is it? Fucking envy?" in response he puts another gun to his own head. I'm wondering what the fuck, and how to get out of it. I see someone suspicious at the front door, point them out, so he lets me off. In the kitchen, outside there was a lot of gunshots, my dad watched someone fall backwards powerfully, wondered aloud whether the gun was high-calibur or it was a painful paintball. Someone shoots in through the window, after a bit I see they have orange hair and highly decorative china dress. I say "You look like an anime character", she says "That's what you tell me!" referring to other mes in the Astral she's met. Then she's squatting under a car doing mechanic work, she looks up at me and says "You PERVERT!" as she stands up with a very sexy pump of her legs. I start walking away from the window acting dizzy, with a little unconscious hop into the air, my family laughs "Haha, he got excited."

At Pontiff, an invader came at me, I casted God's Wrath with Sunlight Talisman, instead of a white explosion it caused an orange glyph of the sun to appear on the ground, extra large AoE and damage. He tried to do his own God's Wrath that was Shinki's, but couldn't get close enough with me doing mine. Instead he went off into a temple and casted it, which had an insanely huge radius, corrupting me and my Yukari fumo.

At a dinner table, I mention to the girl next to me I have to burn effigies(beard hair shaped like a person) to Amaterasu to ward off demon corruption.

In a classroom drawing pictures. I had a picture of Binah I was drawing, Yukari with two spinal columns encircled around her. I mention "Yeah, I lost my footing around Binah, but as if that's going to stop me."

In a classroom, with a girl who represents Yukari in some dreams. She was talking like a smart ass, I said something and she said "What, you believe in God now?" I laugh "I am God." then "He's the Father, I'm the Son." then thought about bringing up a spell, like White Dragon Breath, but with colourful rare jewels, implying that God had greedily given me many gifts because I'm a part of him. She gave me a lunch box, inside was blue jellybeans, and bunches of kale at the sides.

In front of an arcade machine, there was a goddess of luck appearing on screen called Leb. I thought she was also a god called Lux. She looked like a little knight, similar from goblin slayer. She pointed out a picture of Yukari looking degraded, then turning into a large violet flower, asking me "What do you call that that? I thought for a second, coming up with "Yukari-Hana syndrome." She said that if I want it to stop happening and have good luck with Yukari I need to draw a qliphothic journey of images for her. I was making a webpage with a qlipthoth, for Binah there was the spine image, and connected to it was an extra circle for Yukari-Hana syndrome.

Interact with a girl, when we part ways she says "Amaterasu bless you!" I say "No, Amaterasu bless you!" while imagining Amaterasu behind me beaming her with light, she says it back to me again, this time I'm sure she's imagining her beaming me with light too, I say it back once more, imagining it even stronger.

In a car with someone else driving, chasing after a pink car that had Yukari in it. We drove over the oncoming lane to catch up, but when we got close her car disappeared. Standing at a nearby gas station, I see Yukari getting back into an invisible car. I grab onto her window, but she's berating me angrily while driving off, while unlucky tarot cards pop into my head. I tell her I'll make a website of pictures of her, she softens up in consideration, and I see lucky images pop into my head.

Go over to Yukari with a relationship counselor. I say hi to her, she says "Hey, he's also here!" I say "Hi Paul."(he was bald, thought it was a good bald person name) Yukari acts obstinate, asking "Why should I look at your website, can't you just go on and find your shining tomorrow?" I see myself on a log ride alone with the sun shining. I say "You are my shining tomorrow!"

There was a one-two instruction guide for Dark Souls 3. Something like

1. Make someone send you salty messages

2. Make a video where you're killing them that makes you look good.

Someone walked off from me calling himself a chad, I said "Yeah, a chud."

On a cruise ship, playing a dice game with the leader. He laughs and says he's heard about me, I was a snake youkai in a purple robe that would set up a seat on stage and keep talking while the audience was annoyed they couldn't get rid of me. 666 came up in the dice game. At the back of the ship, there's a couple of archdragon statues, one at each end of a large audience stand, and I thought they were amazing because this was in reality rather than a dragon's dream. I talk with a guy, I say being a dragon is cool, but it's annoying you can't stay still or you'll turn into a statue, and even as a snake I have problems with this. He mentions the person I played dice with was Trump. I jokingly say "Will he ever get revenge on those bastards?" referring to the other party, he just shrugged like he didn't care. I talk with a girl at the front end of the ship, mentioning I'm a snake youkai, and I can charge up IT stuff. The ship was under attack while people were slowly repairing it. I held my hand up to a computer and charged the ship back to full health insanely quick, shuddering with a buzz afterwards. I showed off a collection of little ruddy shells that were lucky to the girl. Talked about getting a job, thought I could just work as an IT guy. Another girl come up, talking shit to me, driving off the other girl. She talks about "Eilienen Island", which was Irithyll, and how people just chopped up videos to make themselves look good.

I mentioned to a guy that I dreamt I had to kneel to Naster. He laughs "heh" like he already thought I had. I said I had to goad a couple of people into talking shit, then upload videos of me shitting on them, then release them when it's "Time to step forward and kneel."

At a table, looking at an image made by momo of heavenonline.xyz, a gif of a rainbow cat, but looked away because I didn't want it to become a thought parasite. Schoolfriends there knew about tomo, which surprised me.

I was told that me and Alice Margatroid would end up in some post-Abyss nice green place, along with a bunch of black people. Alice had a boot print on her back.

Go into a school, I'm looking at an insanely long gif image made by momo. It had Pharaoh Atem saying that he's going to travel back in time. I saw many lines of text describing this, the text shifting positions and warping into different words that meant the same things. The bottom of the image turned into rainbow vomit. I scrolled up to try and remember the words, but it was all rainbow grunge now.

Blonde guy from school, Jessie, comes in. He talked with someone about VR electrodes causing astral parasites in your aura, and they were wondering if people would find out about this. I started talking about whether the average new age mom would know, saying something like "When I first got into occult stuff, basically what I would do is look up anything then append "spirituality" afterwards, whether or not the people will find out about this depends on if it's mentioned in the results." Jessies is rolling his eyes and sighing at how long I take to get it out, after I'm done he says to someone "He thinks he's smart" I slapped him so hard he got launched over a line of desks. A teacher comes over asking what's that about, I said "He has terrible teeth" he gets back up and says "True." They were partially green and black. I go over to the other side of the room where I see another Jessie sitting with a group of others, he's got thick black rim glasses on and a scraggly little hobo beard, so I say "Huh? There's two Jessies? And one of them looks like a blonde British Hideaki Anno!" All of them start losing their shit, I fall back on the ground slamming my fists and feet on the floor laughing, stop and check, they're still laughing, so I kept doing it.

I was told I should go up to the top floor of the tallest building in Melbourne and scatter a bunch of papers with a wish written on them. I thought about how I'm afraid of heights, seeing the building sway slightly in the wind.

I was in a mall, climbing up a rather steep smooth surface towards the top floor where Yuyuko was. I had an advantage, where my hands were like suction cups. A group of people, Jessie among them, charges on past me, one of them saying "Yuyuko is mine." which unsettled me a bit as I took a rest. Getting to the top, I see them swarming around her and felt sorry for her, but heard her voice in my head say "Don't worry, I love the narcissistic serving" that is, she loves acting narcissistic while they serve her.

In a mall, I heard a woman talking about her ex-husband. They were married for a long time, but his smoking habit became irritating, when she finally brought it up she was ignored, then there was "'Smoking, lewd, lewd, smoking', and it was the brokenest of broken hearts." I left the mall, leaving through the Water Reserve tower towards Pontiff, as I thought "I want Yukari to teach me what true love really is."

Walking around Frankston, I saw horror-esque graffiti of Maribel, or maybe Yukari.

In a bath full of black grime outside my neighbour's house, Merry was there with me.

Walking around my unit, I hear my brother's talking shit about how they're going to ruin my life. I said "I already ruined my own life" which got an "Oh" and thought about showing them Naster's video. A girl appeared encouraging me, saying it's not over, relating an experience as a kid. She saw her parents doing it in the lounge, her mother wearing denim jeans, with a denim skirt on top, her ass looking huge, me and my brothers were like "...What?"

My Yukari fumo had turned into a golden orb weaver spider, although gray.

I logged onto PSN, I had an account called Soeltaar, but it was blanked out, I had to select a new account, that had a fucking prinny for its avatar.

Saw youtube videos of the best Dark Souls 3 player, Speed, wearing Lapp's armour and killing people with a Claymore, or maybe Splitleaf. Someone was watching his videos to git gud by emulating him, I insulted them, saying they should just let him program their brain for them.

Walking along a track with Yukari in front of me. Behind me, a big tall black guy instructed another guy to come over and harass me. Toward the end of the track, I was talking with someone, saying I'd done a lot of DXM, including drinking two 600mg bottles back to back. For some reason he acted like this was near-lethal dose, saying I was lucky to be alive, God must have given me a second chance.

I was asked which Touhous I like. I see Seiga and Yuyuko with other Touhous, a voice says "He likes the blue ones." There was a cardboard cutout of Yukari leaning on Yuyuko.

In a house, I go outside and hear bombing happening in the distance. I go back inside and hide in the master bedroom, where my mother and aunt were. Jumping off a couple of steps, I'd float in the air for a couple of seconds, but since those two were so annoying I left. Going outside, I see a woman in a blue dress, I call out "Seiga!" but she doesn't respond so I figured I was mistaken. Then I see the actual Seiga, I call out "Seiga! Seiga!" while flashing a V at her, and she flashes a V back. I fly around, end up in a little town, go into a room with a couple Indian guys called themselves masters. I told them to get the fuck out, die, or have sex with each other. Later I receive a text, a photo of their faces with cum around their mouths while they were saying "We're the masters!" I thought it maybe meant that Naster was fucked for fucking with me. I receive a notice treating me like I'm Lord, telling me I could cancel 10 shows from a huge variety of broadcasting stations. I'm walking outside a theatre and see a poster for Elfen Lied, I thought "Awesome! Elfen Lied in cinema!" I immediately try to no-clip through the walls into the cinema, nearly phasing through the wall while hearing PSN menu music, but give up because it's difficult. Walking around, coming across people unveiling Zelda who was contained in a large treasure chest. They open it, there's a gory red thing inside, which I jump in and hug, saying "Zelda! Zelda!" happily. Then I just leave. As I'm walking away, I hear remembered something saying I could make 3 wishes with her, so I started running back. I come upon three guys standing around her, and she looks like she's been tampered with. I say "What the fuck are you doing!?" they smugly lie that they weren't doing anything, so I grab Zelda and say "Instant death! Curse statues! Curse statues!" as the three of them crystalise into statues. One other guy there falls on his ass scared shitless, saying "H-hey! I didn't do anything! They made fun of me too!" but I ignored him, leaving with Zelda. Looking at her, I notice she's a little bloody Ceadeus, with the larger horn sawn off part way because of those faggots. I make my other two wishes, "I wish to go to the moon with Yukari" and "When that time comes, may her corruption be reversed and forgotten." I flew up into the sky, then landed elsewhere, transforming Zelda into a crimson katana to keep her safe in the dark red ripple-patterned sheath at my waist. The red jeweled blade's tip broke off, because of her corruption. Then I was Itoshiki Nozumu in a cell, with Rin bringing me food, saying she brings me my (lumaconi)pasta, she doesn't like letting me cook it myself because I eat it with literal snails in the pasta because I like to act French.

At a dinner date at a fancy restaurant with Yukari. She looked like Kaguya, and there was three of her, child, teen, adult. After we finished and got up, I said "You're eternally beautiful."

Playing a Touhou game, the 6th stage midboss was Sanae, who was impossibly hard, I spammed all my bombs but she took all my lives.

I saw Lisa up on a ridge talking like she was defending me, watching from below was Yukari, who said to Shinki "Kill her", but she ignored it. Close by, Homer was driving up a mountain in a truck with a trailer full of trash that he swerved to fling down the mountain. Shinki appeared there and held her arm forth, causing the trash to be distributed outwards, which seemed to represent glowies distributing my dreams for me. Saw a couple of bikees talking, one of them saying he saw Homer, though he looked pale white and glowing, running through a junkyard to take the truck. He said he was the most beautiful person he'd ever seen.

Fighting a grub boss, killing maggots, picking up ammo, don't remember well. Afterwards I'm standing with Yukari, she talks shit about some people, calling them McDonalds employees. I love it so much, I think "Yes! Salty Yukari! I love it!" I tried to hug her, but I actually grabbed a hanging extension cord instead. I saw my Yukari figure, maybe her head was off, or otherwise she was wrong.

I was setting up the Yukari figure in a backroom, thinking it's like her grave. One of my dad's friends comes in, saying "What is that?" I say "She's my wife" He looks at her for a few seconds, then says "Are you man enough for her?" I say "If I was this wouldn't have happened."

There's a lady saying it's not over for me, I need more fire element, actively creating, at least a little each day, whereas going with the flow and doing nothing is water. I thought about what earth is, figuring "beats, percussion" and air is thinking a lot.

Come across Dark Magician Girl in front of a little crowd. I gave her half my corrupted Yukari fumo for her to cast magic on, but she turned it into a Yu-gi-oh! card. I complained, giving it back along with the other half, she transformed it again, into an image of me and Yukari working at a bar, both wearing cowprint naked tabard.

Saw an image of me and Yukari. First panel had me sucking Yukari's cock while she came. Second panel had me sucking Yukari's cock while she came. Third panel had me vomitting a barrage of leeches, saying "I'm gonna die!" with my eyes bugged out. Yukari was ahegaoing while cumming a leech out of her cock, the end looking like a gnawed up hole, and there were leeches squirming under her hat. There was text about me "His tongue speaks from The Abyss!" I thought "Yukari is an insect-user, but I don't think that's what's going on here."

In a house. I was drawing a picture of me with Yukari on the floor beside me, overwhelmed by a gap with bloodshot eyes staring at her. I was saying "I must be putting you through Hell."

A kid comes up to me but I pull my sketchbook away, saying it's not for children. I go to the front page of my book and draw the Nyd rune, but poorly, so I tore it out, thinking to write it again. Watching TV with a family, one of them predicts what a characters gonna do because he's savvy, I thought "I want Yukari to teach me *everything*." I was looking up fire element reiki, but the videos coming up were a power metal song called "The Fire Dragon Thanatos. "

Playing as Heimerdinger at Irithyll, I used a flamethrower on someone but an enemy Heimer flamed me while I did it, as I ran off I shot a missle next to myself, since it heals me, but the enemy Heimer hit me with his missle first, I died.

In my unit heading towards my shower, saying "I just want a love like Titanic."

There was a monstrously colossal Harald Legion Knight, from a far off platform I was checking my greatarrows, I could fight it on foot but I would want to make sure it's nearly dead. I had 30 Millwoods, 30 Onislayers, but could really use 50 Dragonslayers. The Harald swung its blade, sending giant airslashes(like an underwater Headless) towards me which phased through walls. I went to Firelink Shrine, with Andre, trying to buy Dragonslayers off him, but I had no souls. I looked through my inventory but there was only a soul that looked like Chaos Bed Vestiges that I couldn't remember the name of. I kicked little bits of magnetised materials in a little pen behind Andre which he would craft into items. He made me an Iron Shield, looked like a plank shield but iron. I went around the left(facing towards Lothric's throne) side of the shrine, coming across the Witch of Izalith, seated in a throne with two witches in smaller thrones beside her. She mentioned to me that back in the day they had made a couple of shrines to the Darkmoon in their basement, making me think of how the Izalith Catalyst casts magic. I see a magazine, it said about Izanami "She's actually a good person. She gave her power to Hecatia so that she could help people." Then images of Izanami getting facefucked, and spreading her ass/pussy while cum poured out, apparently in a government building. I thought "I guess I work for the government." Hecatia peered out from a nearby pillar, saying I should use time travel, using that CBV soul of mine, I said "like The Hounds of Tindalos?" she said "no, not like The Hounds of Tindalos, stupid" Something like meditating into a half-dragon and half-possessing myself in the past. One of the side witches said, sounding like an Aussie bogan druggie, "Aw, it ain't that bad" as I saw a mental image of her lying in bed half-paralyzed for over a day.ixz

Walking with Hecatia in Firelink, she says I should use time travel to "Maybe unfuck your life" She says "Crystal Sage" as we go up to Lothric's throne and take a yellow-green crystal cluster off it. There was also a yellow rectangular prism crystal on top of a gold stand on the armrest which I took, asking if she was interested. She said it was just dyed, but that she likes these things too. I checked the name of the CBV soul again, it was called Chaos Transformation Flaeambras.

I see my brothers coming out of a car with lots of pills, and wonder what drug I should take to help time travel. I go to my room and my sister comes in, she gifts me a orange crystal cluster, which I set next to my purple crystal cluster. I mention time travel, and needing drugs, to her, saying Hecate said I need to time travel. She laughs, joking about me being a red head. I think "Yeah, I'm Blood Raven, and my little sister Izanami is Raven." Setting a crystal on my bed, some crystal balls fall off which makes me wince hard, I pick them up and check for fractures. I say we should go outside in the sun and imagine healing the crystals, to encourage her imagination I said "Let's make it a contest" We're outside in the sun with the crystals, to my left is a statue of Venus, but it's covered in dirt. I start brushing it off, she wobbles a bit, and I notice her head has been broken in half, wobbling. I thought about what kind of asshole did that. A kid from the neighbours yard calls over "Loser!" I call back "Shit!" then a kid playing on my own lawn calls some shit out to me too.

Yukari was tracing where something, maybe glow, was coming from. Apparently it was Sydney, something about richfags living there.

In a car passenger seat, Yukari in driver. She says she's hearing a snapping noise out my window. I look out and say "Isn't it just that Buddha?" about a massage shop that had a Buddha artwork, his hand in a mudra like he's snapping, but then I heard a snapping sound from Yukari's direction.(It was actually fireplace crackling from the white noise I was listening to while asleep.)

Dreamt of Muse Breaks RMX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBfQbXaNVHM

In a mall. There were paths I could take. I was close to the Pig exit, a statue of one nearby. Looking opposite, there was a statue of a Bear, thinking that's a hard route to take. I decided, I'd take the third option in the middle, the Ram. Went down it, there was a statue of both a ram and a ewe. I see a wikipedia page of Yokohama? Japanese rams that were known for climbing to heaven, a picture of several scaling a mountain cliff face. I saw an image of rams playing around in water, with an islet behind them. There was an optical illusion, one ram in the foreground appearing gigantic beside the islet.

I sent a message to Angus saying "I can finally create now my brain isn't in fucking survival mode all the time." as I went into my room while playing remix of Analogy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRLw0hgjWv8 it was extremely dark and glitched up, represented by a torrent of red-black glitched up vomit spewing out over my room.

An alien and Roger the alien in a foot race. The alien trips up and Roger takes the lead, while the other says "Gay." I watched this thinking "Pff, what's that supposed to mean? "Our aliens are better?" I clapped my hands, hurrying the show along, saying "Come on, entertain me."

Walking around a ledge while looking at files on my computer. There were pictures of Yukari, hovering over them I saw "slut" was added to the end of the filenames, I said "Yeah, slut for Eilienen." I saw one image of a gorilla mating pressing Yukari. I thought "Why's this on my computer? Oh. I guess that's what posting my dreams was like." I saw an image of one blonde girl with thick legs from school, apparently she was also Yukari. It said something about blondes being horny. The scene reset and I was searching for this image again, walking all the way around the ledge/checking through my files, but not finding it. I encountered a couple of blonde girls, but they had toothpick legs, I said "You girls need to eat some meat."

A girl talks to me in a classroom. She says that she had a tree in her backyard that fell over, but it nourished the ground and could regrow. I laughed "Yeah, Im like a spooky haunted tree, if I fall over the grass around me will wither." Thought about Uncurse Spring, saying "Where-ever is Rance now?"

There was Altaar and his assistant, someone came and killed one of them.

In a cave dragging around a cursed nicked up katana. A guy came in to put me out of my misery. I thought "Hey, I still have hope" he got distacted when he sees another cursed katana stuck in the ground, taking it out to go fight Altaar and assistant.

Walking outside, I had been to Japan and fused with the soul of one of 7 legendary heroes, I said "Yeah, that's nice, but hundreds of people have come and fused with that guy's soul, I need someone greater, find fucking Muramasa's soul and fuse with him, "you fucking scrub"" and "God I desperately need a win, I *need* glory" I come across an assembly of people doing exercise, just punching the air in rhythm, and thought I'd join in.

In a class, I'm asking the teacher for the number of an uncurse doctor, she comes over to me later handing me a sheet and stamping it with a pink stamp. She points and says "Which character is that?" I say "Courage" she says "Who?" I say "Courage, the Cowardly Dog."

I was sent by Makima to kill a dinosaur, she gave me a poison bomb that nearly killed it, I just had to finish it off. But the dinosaur, being weak, was unaggressive. When it left me, it brushed its leafy tail against a tree back at me. I saw me seeming to have a change of heart. Me observing the dream said "Fuck. I'm not killing it even though Yukari(Makima) ordered it. They're writing Chainsaw Man against me. I really need to write my own story, one where I win."

I had Gut's Dragonslayer, except it was a poisonous blackened wooden lump. There was Altaar's dad, scoffing at it, saying he's going to write his own Dragonslayer. I say "Hey! You haven't even read the manga" he said "They wont get that." Thought it meant writing shit about Yukari even though you haven't dreamt about her.

Go over to some containers. There was a proper Dragonslayer, my precorrupted dreams, in one. I put my blackened Dragonslayer in another, underneath pops out a red crystal heart and sphere. The sphere represented the strength to kill 100 men, also abs. A girl nearby said "You better listen to your crystals!"

Walking along in real life, I had a Dark Souls inventory I opened up, using one of the larger consumable souls. As I did so, it gave a cheery "Hello." in David Mitchell's voice. I thought "Huh? Oh, I left British voices on. " I used one of the largest souls, perhaps an Old Hand's. It said "Hmm, a merger? Well, alright."

Walking while listening to a Let's Play by Yahtzee Croshaw, I said "Fuck Gabe, I just want to listen to the Brit talk."

Saw tiny little vengeful ghosts, MSI fans that had killed themselves. I sadistically stabbed them with a tiny ghost knife, maybe saying Hecatia! with each stab. One of the dead ghosts turning still and a paper bag appearing on its head. I laughed "Hehehe" as I walked off. My brother in the adjacent room said "I want to do that." someone else said "You're not intelligent enough to predict your fans commiting suicide to your new album(pic related), nor produce music" he said "Nah, I meant the evil snicker."

Listening to a heartbreakingly sad song by Yukari, about her going with someone else because The Key was stolen.

Near a little baseball tabletop game, a model of one player suddenly comes to life and turns towards me, jump-scaring me. Then he says "Hey, you called me a hero. I think someone should save Flan." I walked off muttering, "Yeah, I *hope* someone saves Flan."

Someone asks me if I deserve to be happy, in relation to the sinfulness of some of my dreams. I point across the room at a CIA guy on the computer, saying "Hey, if *he* can be happy."

Trying to get people to play Hide and Seek with me, apparently if I mentioned Flan's Dad would be playing it'd help, seeing a picture of a crocodile.

Went into a room full of giant spiders and threw shit all over them. They started creeping towards me as they turned invisible, I just threw shit all over them again and they became visible again.

In a room. Altaar beside me. I was acting like I'm fucked just because of Naster's video, my stupid spergposts and my corrupted dreams. He scoffed, acting like he's way more fucked, seeming to imply that he had murdered people to get where he was. I laughed because he had only ever gained 1 million, while I had been a triple millionaire. He laughed because I was flat broke, while he still had a few 10's of thousand left. ZUN came into the room, there was something I had to give him so I quickly did so and left the room. Someone asked what's with that, another joked "He's just off to do his taxes" I thought "Exactly!", miming ticking off a checklist as I passed by the window where they could see me. I was thinking I'll just kill myself, then remembered oh yeah, time travel's apparently a thing. Before I could leave, I hear someone fail embarassingly somehow, and can't resist the urge to enter back in through a door and say "Haha!" like Nelson, since I thought Yukari would like it. I tried to leave but then Yukari called out "Hey! You have to do that in Bart's voice doing an Nelson impression" I thought about how to do that, as I slumped against the outside of the door, then heard her say "Ok...we're good for now." which made me burst out laughing, hearing her laugh too. I went to thinking how to do a Bart-Nelson voice, then laughed again because of Yukari's thing for The Simpsons.

In a bed with Yukari, we couldn't stay in it since there's a bunch of building materials scattered around, and water dripping, so she left while I had to fix it. She told me to get physical, making fists and swinging them up and down. I laughed, thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7TpVWvJqM

In a house, a pizza delivery guy comes, someone behind him calls him Stephen King, I open the door and say "You're Stephen King?" he groans "Not again..." like he had to help someone with their dreams before(maybe because it's his second appearance in my dreams) I led him inside, thinking to show him my websites and ask "How do I not come across as arrogant?"

In a room, holding hands with Yukari, but there were little pigs headbutting me while I did so, so she left. Saw this image again. For the third time, I was in Irithyll with Yukari, we had killed Deacons, one had dropped a Human Dreg which was that image. I dropped it to show to her, then she dropped for me to take back.

Driving along, thinking I should divine what the worst luck thing could happen to me is.

I come to the mansion I was fixing up for Yukari, there was a hot red head who had been hired to help, so I was very wary, not wanting to give any of my firsts away to her, not wanting to sleep there in case she'd kiss or fuck me in my sleep. It was lunch, I didn't want to have my first meal cooked by a girl not be Yukari, she said I was lucky cause there was leftover chips.

In a room, pretending to be AFK as I spied with the camera at the redhead spying on me behind a tree. Then an invader shows up fighting her so I go to help, I have 3.0 weight to fill so I equip a Broadsword, wondered what was equipped before.

Saw a KFC-mobile drive past me. It just had the subliminal "YOU WANT IT" as a slogan. Came to a McDonalds, it had beautiful Touhou artworks on the outside, one of Akyuu. However, inside, there was just capeshit like Batman Spiderman etc.

I linked Corruption of Champions. Someone replied "cringe". I said "Yeah, if I played that game again I'd grind easy mobs until I'm strong enough to make it to the town in the desert without ever getting raped."

Final bossfight, Otogi 2, against "Amakuji", which was 4 giant centipedes, I'd already killed two.

Saw an image called "God C.C. Arrogance" it said "God was worried about how powerful vampires could become, so he Created for that Case Arrogance."

Yukari was working as a maid in a hotel. I lined up there thinking it'd be so great to watch her clean my room. She was reluctant, saying "Isn't this a girls hotel?" but I saw guys had rooms too, then she said "Yeah, well, not now, not tomorrow, and not ever!"

One of my brother's friends said "They're hyping up Naster."

There was a big multi-screen art project machine that I was looking through images of Ran and others on.

Walking outside, I come across Hecatia, and ask her to summon a demon for me, which she does. I just instruct it to make masturbation better.

Yukari was controlling the art machine, making it display all kinds of pictures of her for me, as I was standing in front hyperventilating and fucking loving it. She says "You're *so* cocky." Her account's time runs out, and she's annoyed by this, trying to get someone attention to fix it, though she was acting glitchy, repeating her call over like a broken record, until I say "Just let me log in." I type in "yukariyakumo@gmail.com" and she goes back to the machine. Hecatia walks by, so Yukari hides behind the screen. On screen is an image, Hecatia in the top right, another Touhou top left, another Touhou bottom left. Hecatia had a black and blue crown that was dark and gritty looking, completely different in tone from the rest of the image. Hecatia sees this and says "Ohoh~ I wonder what they've made for the great me" as she sits on the couch before the screen. Starting the "game", it shows Yuyuko diving into a big kid's play pit of candy balls, popping out with huge cheeks full of candy, gulping it down and smiling. Hecatia looks surprised and disappointed, "This isn't what I expected...."

Looking up 3D porn, I typed "savage assfucking", but thought that wouldn't give me anything good, changed it to "amateur assfucking"

I had been using the art machine to look at smut, Hecatia comes in with someone else and she wants to make me take an ID photo, which I wasn't happy about, thinking this is her punishing me for using the machine and that demon for lewd purposes.

There was a cute beast pet that was actually an old man that was only getting close to Hecatia so that it could try and get close to some children. Hecatia said "I'm just gonna smother him with my boobs all the time"

There was a MOBA match between me and a couple other guys against a huge group of girls including Hecatia. You could select characters from a number of games, including Dota 2, Touhou, LoL. Thought about playing Yukari, but it was too "expected" of me. There was another LoL character, a green-themed guy known for chasing after Yukari's ass, he had a long green energy dash. Thinking about the strongest character to pick, there was a champion called Ultimax that was ordinarily another champion's ultimate that was a massive flying robot normally temporarily summoned from the fountain, I heard the girls murmur his name so I said in a hushed tone "They know about Ultimax"

Fighting a guy atop a mountain. He summoned a squirrel or something, and I did the same thing, and beat him. Someone comes over and says "It's a win, right?" I say "No, it's a loss." I fly over to the nearby coast and look towards a landmass over the sea, an astral civilian continent that had been devastated by the state of /jp/. I said "/jp/ cannot be trusted, they can't take this seriously."

Maria(Yukari) said "I wonder what colour they've trapped me with. My colour, orange?" as she exited a door onto a spiral staircase. There was blue light upon the walls and yellow upon the floor. She walked anti-clockwise down the staircase past several doors, then entered one room that was dark, and had a portrait of Beatrice up on the wall. She stood in the center of the room, faced away from the portrait, then "nestled" back into it.

Playing a videogame called "It's not easy being a teenager". Satoko went into a classroom and tried to take/do something, but unexpectedly everyone in the class acted as her enemy.

There was invaders flooding a classroom. I sliced off some of their ears, as Altaar asked "Why?" He seemed to win, but gave control over to me.

Go into a little classroom under a staircase, filled with Zora playing music, they all left except for one when I came in. That one talked about Zelda, saying she was continuing to grow stronger, and that her love was as powerful as the sea. I saw an image of a wave crossing over an ocean

I'm told that Yukari started calling herself the ass youkai after a comment I made about Kikyo's ass

On a ship. Strung high up on a wall was a jester Flan doll outfitted with snake-like decorations that everyone hates, because it gave away the weakness of a girl whose side we were on. I brought it down from the ceiling and made it spit out the current score, measured in grams of weed. It was very even, flickering between even and the enemy winning by a gram. A guy took a gram of weed off me, eager to sell it to even the score

Go past some girls talking, one of them asking "Hey, you date the most beautiful men in the world for a week, only to dump each one on Sunday?" the other replies "Haha, yep." I hear this while at an alchemy table, coloured powders arranged under gemstones with labels, one orange powder labeled Moses. I accidently burn up a scroll black pages before this table.

I'm told "They fear Austin Powers", meaning me, and "They want you to seem innocent."

Went into a room, totally exhausted. Flung myself down beside a naked girl, fondling her body to rest. She acts like completely turned off by me and doesn't care, saying shes thinking of upgrading to me kissing all over her body while her dad watches. Then she's a tomboy with a sixpack that I'm fondling

There was a grid, maybe a Pixiv account's, of Yukari pictures I had made. I saw a girl in black turning the pictures upside down. I went over and asked her to please stop, sucking on her leg. It doesn't taste that good, I look at her from the side and see she doesn't look as good as I thought. I say "I want to suck on a much tastier thigh for all eternity" she gets disgusted and walks off, calling my love for Yukari narcissism. I say on my knees, "No it's not! I just want a normal love! Oh, please God, please!"

There's a French Yukari following me around. I saw she was completely covered in dried mud.

left the ship, locking it.

The ship was something that could be sold for money, but there was a disposal ship heading for it, so me and Yukari were running. We climb a fence, she jumped from it, landed, recovered, kept running, this looked so cool I unconsciously muttered "so cool..." also thinking of Physical again. We go through a line of bushes onto a beach, but Yukari's gone, then I see a guy holding her at the stomach and rubbing her boobs on his girlfriend's boobs, saying they're even bigger than hers.

I thought Yukari would be pleased if we can make money selling that ship, wondering what I'd ask for. I thought "A big wet smooch!" then "Actually, uncursed dreams." Come across Jessie, apparently the whole ship money thing was his idea. I went up to him saying this, he said "Oh, well, you know how it is. No sorries for friends."

Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3j94cKMOWA on headphones while standing with a few others, wondering if I'll sing it. I stay silent before going through a nearby door into darkness, singing "ikite wa kaesanai"

In a classroom, I have a stupid Doritoes hat I liked because it had an orange ribbon. Schoolmates came in and one of them stole it, so I stole one of their cool schoolhats, that had an orange ribbon. I go off somewhere, a voice in my head said I'm lucky, I'll have plenty more opportunities to make Yukari mine. I thought "What's that supposed to mean? Rematch against Naster? We go until I win?"

Saw a weird Yukari image, her getting facefucked with a meter of colours with associated phrases. Started off red, don't remember the phrase, then it was blue, something about beating her brow, then black, "My brow will turn black if I keep beating it." I facefucked the Yukari for a while, then came on her face.

Go into a room with Yukari and a fair few girls inside. Yukari's looking for her lighter but can't find it, I offer my red lighter, a girl near her offers an orange lighter, but Yukari ends up finding her own. I still offer, but she turns me down. I say "What is it? Is red not a cool colour-"I fall onto the ground "Oh! Who cares!" A girl with Yukari says "Haha! Red lighter! Jesus!" I get up, pissed, "Woah, Yukari can make fun of me, but who said you could?" I go over, grab her up, taking her off to fuck her, same girl that guy was rubbing Yukari's boobs on earlier. I stop before I leave, wondering if Yukari is ok with it. I look, she has a mean expression, saying "Do it! NTR!" so I leave with the girl. She's obviously reluctant, saying "Haha, I don't know after all, NTR is kind of weird..." A guy I pass by seems alarmed but I keep walking past, while another one of this girl is explaining to him "Oh, he just didn't appreciate my sexual symbolism" while I think "she's got no time to explain, she better stop me"

Kikyo had been cursed into chasing after me trying to kill me every day. I heard someone laugh "Ha! Bitch!"

There was a town, outsiders had turned it into a RPG to invade and shit it up. I ignored the rest of the town, going to fight a boss that was a flying demon that would send fiststrikes downwards

Met a nun. I'd apparently made friends with a nun before, so I acted friendly, holding my right hand flat like usual, and holding my left as fist against it. She stared into my left eye and read "Day: 6 Month: 6 Ladder: 6", then started trying to exorcise me. I told her to knock it off, saying "Yeah, I'm the Beast 666, and I'll bring about the end of your stupid shitty religion, but I'm just an ordinary guy."

Squeezed past a big guy to get through a tunnel onto a beach. I went to go place an orange gem on top of a huge sandcastle I made. I saw that guy had made a huge sandcastle too, high up on the beach, whereas the tide had come in over mine, leaving it a mere lump. I maybe put the gem on it.Saw an orange squid in the water, trying to grab it I accidently chased it into the hands of a freak with a bulging eyeball, he ran off with it. I said "The beach is shit." As I was leaving I saw the freak again. I asked about the squid and he showed it off, turned black, saying "I don't know, might be on top of it's Hell by now." I took it, felt a laboured pulse, rushed it over into the water, where the orange colour gradually returned

I was told I should draw a picture of Yukari isometrically, over a photo of an autumn lake. I was doing this on a computer, marking out guidelines and drawing. The teacher came in, she had presents, only for a few students, her favourites. She went over to one computer and logged me out, I hadn't saved my image. Sitting elsewhere, the students are getting their presents, Pokemon cards that were also Touhou cards. I lean over, saying to a table with Angus and others on it "Even got them Touhou presents, fucking bitch." Sitting elsewhere again, the teacher says I have anger issues, I laugh "Ha!" I call out to one short guy who had gotten up for something, "Get back in your seat you fucking midget!" he goes red in the face, trying to come at me while the teacher soothes him. I'm saying "Ahh! He has anger issues! Someone help!" picking up a little plate with an animal icon that had been left on my desk, everyone had one but mine was especially small and dull coloured, with an uncool animal, and covered my mouth like I was hiding behind it. One schoolmate switches seats next to me, asking what's up. I lay a hand on his shoulder and say "Oh, thank you Jackson." like he'd saved me

There's a guy who abducts ponies, Pinky Pie is there and he goes up to her but she stomps and drives him off. I'm next to Yukari, I say "I'd like to see who wins between you two, but 'can't show something that contentious on a children's show'"

I say I've only drawn a few dozen pictures of Yukari, and it isn't nearly enough, I should have made hundreds over the years. Go over with Yukari to a guy acting as a counselor. He asks me something, I say "I'm not nearly man enough to give Yukari the support that she needs." which seems to stun him like he didn't expect a serious answer like this. He asks "What, you've just passed the years with nothing to show for it but empty monkey spunk bubbles?" I say "Yeah, basically, other than dreams" as a crowd gathers behind him, on the verge of bursting into laughter from me agreeing with that. He seems disturbed by them, and angry with me, saying "She had sex..." as he looks at her, standing off nearby, "She had sex with a dog! Does she even remember you?" I think better of saying the obvious "But the dog is me" answering seriously "I hope to have such skill that she'd never forget about me, ever." He gets even angrier, saying "Why don't you say it!? "Never forget about my cock"!?"

With my sister. She asks something, I repeat "I'm not nearly man enough to give Yukari the support that she needs." She asks "Can you two even be together after all you've been through?" I think of what to say, when she says "Look! Double rainbow!" I look up and see it, the lower one quite faint, with Santa's sleigh and reindeer riding upon it. Then Santa appears nearby, asking for our plates from last time. I give him one I had in my pocket, and he gives me a small moth plate. He gives me a Milky Way, my sister a Mars bar, and he enjoys a Snickers. I thought about how my dreams had me buying Mars bars before, because I need muscles

Got chased by a Yahar'gul flesh hound for a long time, in the end it charged me, I killed it at the same time as it bit me, a bony sounding chomp, then it fell over after it ran past me, and I died too. I respawned at a WC3 Altar of Kings, hearing the "Father" sound effect. I was Arthas, white aura spilled out around me, but since I died, it changed to black aura.

Outside near where I live, I looked up into the sky seeing a giant sky-wide triforce, and said "Father."

Angus had gone out into a witch hut to do something, so I went to spy on him. I see the hut, a magical lantern hanging over the door flared up a bit at my approach, the door swinging open, so I hide behind a nearby bush. I notice this bush is occupied by a possum hiding under it, so I figure I'll relocate to the next nearest bush once the coast is clear.

On a small ledge, below was a Pus of Man, I plunge attacked the human part, circled around, plunge attacked it again, and kept attacking the human part, until it died. I was irritated, since attacking the human part did no extra damage.

ZUN came over to me, he very quickly said "Hey I've got a version of the Touhou characters that all want to drag you off to have sex. No? You're good with that? Okay. Bye." then left. I was told I've lost everything, but I can still get it all back, I just have to play on Legendary difficulty, the hardest one, the option was beset with an orange jewel. I'm told I have to be like the legend of the lord who slew hundreds of heroes that rose up against him during his reign. I was given the name Darth Tian, appearing in a Vader-like outfit. There was a thing, where if you cover up the sides of the T my name becomes "FREE SEX"

In a grimy shed, there's a girl saying "Everyone in the world would have wanted to have sex with you, but now nobody in the world would!" Standing in a hall, a guy annoyed me so I chucked him at a wall, he turned into a little rabbit and went through a hole in the wall so I went through after him since he was necessary somehow, picked the little shit up, white rabbit with a brown tail, then hurried back because I knew some faggot would be proclaiming him King of Touhou in my abscence. Come back in to see a guy in Dragonslayer armour with Helm of Favor standing in the middle of the room, and kick him over. There was a possum on his head.

I was told I should hope, not want.

A guy who was prompted to come fuck with me comes over, looks at me like he's checking my aura, then just says "You're fucked" and walks off.

It's said I'm an Archdragon statue with its arms crossed, like this https://files.catbox.moe/a3fbhy.png

Naster is playing "Ds3" but he's a giant berserker, a few people are around him so he uses his ultimate, slamming the ground which tears it up in a circle around him. One of these people sends him a hurt message, saying something about his family. I'm walking with Naster and he shows me this message and says "Is this guy you?" I say "Hey, you goaded me" he says "Yeah, but how hard did I goad you?" I say "Yeah, I don't even remember what you said." I go with him into a bathroom. He's pissing at my right, there's a guy pissing at my left who makes me go "Woah!" since he's shooting a storm of piss.

There was a shark that looked up at another shark above it, saying some deep sea related curse, but then that shark noticed and started coming for it. It tried to swim away but the other shark bit one of its gills out, and it died as it sunk into the deep. Then I see dolphins say "Hey, that wasn't actually a shark, but a dolphin that talked a lot of shit and hadn't been told off yet". Because of this event, March 5th became a Valentine's Day for trannies.

I go outside my unit. Outside one of the other units was Yukari and Merry. I looked between them for a bit, the more adult looking one being Yukari. I was holding myself back, but then I said "I can't help it! At least let me chase after you!" She ran off while I chased her, eventually grabbing her in a hug. She looks around, and pulls up a hood that was apart of her tabard.

In a long hallway with Yukari and another guy. He laughs "You think she's beautiful" like he thinks she isn't. She laughs "Yeah" like she's smugly saying she is, I say "She *is* beautiful." Yukari sung a little song "There's wouldn't have been any cheating, any beating..."

I'm running down the hallway, collecting items, I can do an airdash to collect everything on screen, but it has a cooldown. I nearly miss one item, reach back and placing my foot on it. A trading card with Guts and his beast of darkness on it, thinking "Wouldn't want to miss this." Youmu comes from where I was headed, where a game was held, she looked defeated, and said "Only you can stop it..." Then I saw myself posting in a 1000 person stream "I'm the King of Touhou, Yukari's husband!" and linking my sites.

Walked a long way down a road looking for a hairdresser to clean up my hair for Yukari, but there actually wasn't a hairdresser in that direction, so I started walking home. I heard a song by Jimmy Urine, lyrics about being obsessed and completely fucked up emotionally, but that feeling was that only thing that was always there for him, helping him carry through. I went home. I said I had had two daughters, but they were now dead. Tragic, but this isn't so special, there's people out there that have actually had this happen to them, I can only pray to the gods I can become blessed once more.

There was an altchan that had /jp/ shit. There was something like a love measurement, I thought it had said I had 4/4 gold stars for Yukari, but that it should be just 1, because "stupid lust" I checked it, I was rated 3.

On exhentai, looking at a gallery but also a character creator. Gyate Izanami Hades, but the sides of her crown were exchanged with Patchouli's teal/purple ribbons, which I thought was nice. I could exchange her red eyes for Patchy's, the purple suited her, but it seemed silly so I switched back.

In a classroom. My protoge said something I made was quite good, so he wanted to hang it on the blackboard, I said "I don't know about that..." as he put it on "reversed memes" appeared. A picture I made of Izanami singing while playing with acoustic guitar, now she stayed her hand and bit her lip while cringing. An image of her smiling and saying "Start doing something" was replaced with her frowning and saying "Stop doing nothing" I rolled my eyes and said "Oh no~" I received a message from Cathlladd(https://cathlladd.neocities.org/), it was one of his cursed looking pictures, with me and my protoge as tiny dolls hanged with gigantic nooses.

It was said that I had become a Greatsword user, but it seemed like a bad thing.

was talking about humans being terrible, they're like orcs. We were playing a quiz, whoever lost would have to deal with the crowd savagely hating upon them.

Go over to a guy playing Dark Souls III 2 on a computer. I alluded to there being a salt video of me, he said "Hey, there's a video painting me yellow too" I thought "No way yours compares to mine, it literally has rape in the URL."

Saw /jp/'s catalog. There was a thread with an Azure Dragon sitting at a desk in a classroom, another with a Vermillion Bird(in this case, a cock). They were called the "Guardians of /jp/". Someone asked what those threads were about, I said "They're very powerful memes" sarcastically, thinking Altaar made them. The Azure dragon OP read "Nobody could have ever predicted him, also he's stupid" the latter bit annoying me.

Met Hecatia in a park, she was surrounded by a ton of lions, and was transformed into one. I asked if she was ok, she said yeah. She came with me, tampered with my head, mentioning "Calling upon visions" as I started seeing a profiling of 30+ images per second of all the different events that had happened in the timeline of this park. I saw Yukari, she had had a couple of boyfriends before I started seeing her sitting on the lap of Patchouli in a tuxedo, so I stopped there and possessed the Pache. Thought about her having boyfriends before me, she said "You're stuffy" I said "I wanna stuff it in you" then "That's not very romantic is it?" she agreed "Not very romantic."

Fought Sumireko in a fighting game, she used her finishing move, one that had a unique animation for each different character falling into the depths of the ocean with something related to them. I saw myself sinking along with Yukari. Then I was in the park, Sumireko was next to me, but her consciousness was locked in the deep, her body was partially possessed by Yukari, who was trying to kiss and run her hands over me. I tried to reciprocate, but it only disturbed Sumi and weakened Yukari's hold, so I held still, except absolutely could not stay still with Yukari touching me, so I settled for repeating "Yukari Yukari Yukari..." Likely inspired by Offshore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4CHsN_CWc

Went to a grocery store with Yukari. She bought kale. A worker told me like she was afraid for her own life "please don't make light of yourself."

Went to another grocery with her. She took one VEGEMITE 40% Less Salt, and since it was on sale tried to take another, but we already had one at home so I had her put it back. Took chewing gum, but put it back as we went into a neighbouring candy store to buy some.

Walking on the street with strips of bacon. A family passes by and their dogs jump up on me, making me drop my bacon, and get their slobber over my pieces. The husband wants to make it up to me so he takes me to his house. He had cooked bacon for me but it was unsatisfactory. His son comes out with a dead blue parrot, acting all sad. I ignored him, thinking he was just trying to make me leave. Angus and a friend were with me, his friend says "Maybe the parrot was his only friend?" I say "Come on, nobody's that pathetic. *I* have no friends." The husband throws some bananas on the frying pan, but they leap up in flames. I exaggeratedly run out of the house, Angus and co following, then went back in after a bit. I'm waiting as the husband brings over a pan full of bacon, saying "Why do you have to be so perfect sometimes, Ben?" which makes me laugh. Angus to my left is trying hard to suppress a laugh, giving away he's thought the same, so I laugh even harder, and his friend laughs at him, which makes him stop laughing and say "Shut up."

In a tunnel leading upwards, I exit out onto a mountain ledge, many deacon statues all around, facing up at the moon. Looking up at the moon, there seemed to be a fetus eclipsing it, it unfurled, revealing itself to be Dragon God. It breathed fire down at me as I ran back into the tunnel, the flames turned blue as they hit the ground, and miracle circles appeared around the deacon statues. I ran deep into the tunnel and behind a door, though the blue flames still crept under it. I had the Iron Shield, though this time it looked like DeS's Steel Shield.

Looked through a bonfire menu, the ones associated with places near Dragon God had an Iron Shield icon next to them with the text "Lore" beneath it.

With Yukari, I go out onto the mountain, this time the Dragon God let us be, perhaps since there was a fence in the way. We went into a tunnel near the summit, sitting at a table. Yukari had ate something so I point out she's got some butter on her face, laughing about it, she laughs back at how terrible my laugh sounds, imitating "teh heh" I reach under the table for something, saying "Just because I suck at everything except dreaming" as I come back up I hear her say I'd be saying "This is the best place in the world!" I asked "What? 'With Yukari?'" She says "A mental ward." We exit the tunnel, as I ask "You're a location too, right?" thinking of the menu of bonfires, but she doesn't say. I ask, "Hey, lets go to the summit together" she refuses, I say "Please!" she says "No thanks! Let's just keep moving on."

Arguing with someone in PSN messages, I say "We either settle this at Pontiff, or we settle this here." I go away afterwards, and barbed wire appears all up in my body.

In a room, a girl's meter goes up while mine goes down, they say something about her, calling it destiny, and "All is for the entertainment of Uther."

Trying to destroy something, setting up some explosives, but the explosion was triggered while I was close enough to get killed. Afterwards I'm being told "It was going so well..." I thought "Yeah, it WAS going so well" thinking of before I ever posted dreams. Unlocked an ending in LoL, there were 10, I had unlocked 4 of them, the other 6 were shaded, I had unlocked them before but they were closed off now, one of them was Fiddlesticks getting to be with his master/creator as a happy slave. Selecting the ending I just unlocked, I was transported to a dwarven town, maybe an Astral place, but the thing was is that everyone resets positions every so often, so it's really just fucking nothing

There was a teacher who was supposed to help me out, but he just said he's taking his lunch break. He went off and I followed, asking about reviving my Yukari figure, and where it was buried. He says "Your figure?" like I'm crazy, though I knew he knew better. A bunch of kids come up making fun of me, so I start walking away, tracing a circle around the teacher and them with my finger, saying "You're all cursed to get shit on by demons in Hell." A latecoming kid, seeming innocent, went to join his friends in the circle I was tracing, I thought he was very unfortunate

Hecatia came to me and said "I finally understand you Eilienen." I said "Will you help me?" She refused. Afterwards I was told that was just an illusion of her

In a bedroom, Hecatia was blankets of cosmos upon it, and I tried buncing them up as much as possible, trying to get completely on top of her

At a house party, a guy is acting interested in my drawing, though I'm embarassed about the quality. I show a picture of a ginger girl I love called "Oo oo" he kept acting interested, I flipped the page to a picture of "Robo-Oo oo", her as a robot, he seemed to think its stupid and left. I'm not talking to anyone at this party. I see Medicine Melancholy at the other side of the room, nobody's talking to her either, and her blue eyes have no light in them. I thought about one dream where I had a music project called "Chemical Doll" She noticed me looking at her, coming over to me, I picked her up

Watching "Sorting Hat" Hogwarts thing, but it was with a flask with red crystals in it. An offscreen woman slushes the flask around, the water turns red. She says "Inner-DemonBeastChad house" I laughed, "Chad?". Then she starts screaming violently as whoever she read it for tears her apart offscreen.

Walking around near where I live, I thought of going to a certain house where Belial/Baal lived and apologising.

Inuyasha had the ability to cause sheets of lightning by ia striking with Tessaiga. He was fighting with Miroku in a forest. Miroku was flying in the air but Inuyasha knocked him down with a sheet of lightning, making him say "Damnit, if I knew you'd do this I would've summoned the demons on you" Then the two of them were choking eachother as others watched, until Kagome comes and they stop. She asks "What's going on? Have you decided the leader of the Lightning team yet?" Someone says "They were just about to decide it, until you came."

With my mother and grandmother. Granny is saying she wants to be a good role model to me. I reject them asking "How old am I?" They say "26" I ask "When does the human brain reach full development?" they hesitate to answer, I clarify "As generally accepted by scientists" eventually granny says "25." I say "I have no friends, and I have no family" and walk away. My mother's chasing me talking about getting me a job, but I push her away saying I'll find one myself. Follow a couple of schoolmates, going to a bar, talking about how I need to become more manly, and need a job, hoping the nearby bar worker would be interested. That bar worker comes up and mentions Bloodborne. I say "I've played over 10,000 hours of Bloodborne, I wish I'd used that time for better things." He says "You have bigger muscles than me", even though he's a bigger guy, I thought he mustn't lift at all.

Enter a Mcdonalds. I notice a black guy nearby is an exorcist, so I want to ask him to help with the "Astral dross" that's clinging to me. He acts annoyed, mentions me smoking weed, and refuses. I try to hand off some bud to a schoolmate, who asks where I got it, I say "Uh, my brother gave it to me." He calls me stupid, so I frisbee his hat away into a spiderweb, the big spider crawling on it. An employee asks what's going on, schoolmate covers for me saying "I really like spiders" I say "Based." There were unicorn decorations around the McD.

In a classroom, looking at pieces of Lapis lazuli. There's a large chunk of dull Lapis, and a small chunk of lustrous Lapis, like the piece I own. Hecatia comes into class, heading over and pointing at the whiteboard. She says we're in a false timeline that she's projecting as "icecream", some pictures of her eating icecream appearing. I point at someone in class and say, using Yukari's turn-of-phrase, "Ha! To me, you are just an icecream."

At the beach, since it was so shitty, we responded by changing, all of us now acting serious and smoking cigarettes, but this was shit too. A guy comes up to me saying "Haha, I made you get angry a bunch, I win." I look over at the sun, it was nearing the end of the day, and was partially eclipsed by a banana shape. I thought "bananas are funny" so I tell everyone lets go get bananas, they ask "Isn't it too late?" but I convince them. We run to a fancy store, we were supposed to have a membership to shop but we overwhelmed the clerk, grabbing bananas. Then we were running on the beach with bananas, chasing the day's fading light.

Looking at a 4chan Pokemon board, there's a Yukari sub-board. There's a bunch of low-reply threads, most of them have orange-purple pokemon. By far the most common pokemon was a giant Weezing evolution, with many pairs of arms growing out, one pair of them crossed to make it look cool, while it had Weezings and Koffings riding on its back. There was one thread OP of a Unicorn riding Flan.

In Dark Souls, fighting two leaping beasts, they couldn't get at me since I was up on a ledge, but I fell down and fell asleep somehow. There was an enemy with curse crystals next to me, so I was desperately trying to wake up, but got turned into a curse statue, barely able to resist averting my eyes from the sight.

Went into a neighbours' house party. Someone says he's summoning the Chinese The Devil to get me a job. A Chinese guy shows up, offering me a pizza delivery job. I say I've lost my license, so he says "Oh, nevermind." I say I'm getting it back in July, he says "Why didn't you say that, it is July." as he goes off to sort business out on the phone.

Playing a Touhou game as Flandre, Naster was watching. I fell asleep, I tried to struggle awake but got hit by a bullet. Actual Flandre shows up outside the game, showing off a Dark Wave-motion Cannon for me so that I knew how to use it.

I saw an extremely long image of a horrible grotesque red flesh gore filled sukima. I thought I shouldn't even be looking at this thing. I heard in my head "Mercy for the poor wizened child." so I repeated aloud "Mercy for the poor wizened child." At the very end it's a 4chan thread, someone reacts by posts a deer showing the white of its eyes like it's spooked, then a bunch of others start posting deer, lining up they're going to pull this horrifying image like Santa's sleigh

Yukari was with me as I was on the computer looking at a website I made about a black Eldritch tentacle Touhou, she looked intently at her. I tried to log into my site, I had set up a really huge pattern password, only remembering about half of it. Chasing a deer in a backyard, I herd it back in and shut the gate, one sheep seeming distressed by a wad of shit pulled in by the gate, so I kicked it away. Two deers then stood next to eachother, with a three-headed puppy between them on their back, I was stunned by this, then the deer stood apart and it was actually three puppies on top of eachother, but I thought it was no coincidence, having looked into Naberius before this sleep

I had drawn a weird picture of Millhouse that I thought Yukari might like, but then it turned into Marisa with the three fairies of light attacking someone, then Hecatia joined in, crushing them with her Earth, then her Moon too, which hit them with a cute sound effect

A guy was taunted that he couldn't write. After he walks off he tells someone else he's testing whether he's fit to lead humanity. Next day the guy comes up with a manuscript envelope that he leaves on the other guy's face. A couple of people are excited, saying he made the protagonist go into a barn with a little boy. In a barn, some people are reading the manga, one of them, Mori? Saying "If only Master Miura could see this!" Yukari was hiding in the hay behind them, reading along too

With Yukari, I was saying they should give the starving people in Africa testosterone, and take away their onions shit, she gave me a look like I'm talking stupidly.

In Irithyll, equipped the armour of a Master Lancer, blue, with a big helmet like a hammer head shark. I was over 70% equip and getting killed by gankers, the host Crystal Soul Spearing me, I quickly took off the greaves and gauntlets, replacing them with Loincloth and Master's glove, for 30% rolls, then Black Crystal'd, narrowly escaping death.

Bloodborne Moon rune, a crescent, that represented "as above, so below" in an Astral way, with /jp/ posts, and it basically meant I'm fucked, more cause of what I post rather than others. https://files.catbox.moe/ae04gc.png

A tiny tree was in the middle of a room, almonds scattered around it. I took one that was slightly longer, supposed to be a cocoon with Yuyuko inside. I left some nuts around it for her to eat when she hatches. Nearby, I find some Lapis lazuli, which I took a bite out of, like tasty candy, I left a bit for Yuyuko. My mother was nearby, she called Yukari a vextress. I said "Actually, I'm far more of a vextress than her."

Go with Yukari to a computer lab, looking up a tarot card, I needed to find something, I said I would.

With Yukari and another in a swimming pool. Editing an image of people in a canoe, two of these big images on top of each other. I'm trying to select one of these people but I can't quite grab it, the angles not right. I delete one half of the image to make room for another image, but this causes a leakage in the pool, which had a big cellophane barrier preventing the chlorine water from entering the fresh water we were in. Yukari starts vomiting horribly, I'm desperately patching the barrier, then patting her back, helping her to fresh water, calling myself stupid, called myself a bitch, wondered if it was ok to call myself that, when she says "Though he begs to differ, if he doesn't find the image of me in the True Dragon dress, I *will* turn up in reality, but I'm going to cuck the shit out of him for the rest of his life."

I hunted after a one-of-a-kind peacock, extra large with some kind of dragon-like feature to it. Someone else also went after it.

Playing Mahjong, Yukari opposite me. She comes around and hands me a trading card "venom NEET lord" I accidently fumbled with a couple of tiles, thinking it might be cheating, putting them back where they were, one being the white dragon. The table was a drawing a did, I peeled off a layer, to reveal the picture underneath, but it tore at Yukari's corner. I scratch at it a bit, until I managed to get it, however underneath was just blank too, so Yukari laughed hard. She said to the guy at my right "I order you to give him four more sheets of fly paper so I can laugh at what he draws" I thought "I wouldn't mind if there wasn't cursed shit going on..."

Sleeping in a tiny cave, I had eye masks but they were plain rather than the purple-black an image of Lambdadelta wearing Yukari's tabard turned into. I heard "What was meant to be will eventually be a memory..."(sic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gy8A0jY10

Go over to Yukari with a couple others looking at something, she said God was going to help me out by sending me energy, as I saw a golden ring of light, part of it glowing orange. I thought "I sure *hope* that's enough to overcome this cursed shit" I walk away, seeing a large poster of a full moon shining over a coastal town, white stingrays flying into the sky, the poster called "The Twilight of Cthulu"

In a lounge, offered Yukari a bottle of coke, she said no thanks, she has her own, as she drank from two 3L bottles. I said I want her to sit on my lap while I pet her belly and she burps, she used her right big toe to push me away by my lips, saying "Discipline!" After a bit, I notice she's in that ursuer-guy's body. I ask "Where's his spirit at? Is he behind me?" She makes a funny face so I say "Not like that", she makes a mean face, says "Yeah, he's always behind you, slowly driving you insane..."

I was a statue of Venus. Yukari was a red-headed guy, collapsed, dying of thirst. I was trying to shift myself into position, so that my tears could drip into his mouth

I was Rance. I went to a window that had a girl sticking out of it, and fucked her, she seemed willing. I had a dreamt-this-before memory that she commits suicide later. Her boyfriend woke up nearby in bed, looked over, and said "What the fuck!?"

In the desert at the end of DS3 Ringed City, fighting Slave Knight Gael. When I got him down to 1/3 of health, he pulled out a Mendicant's Staff, waving it around muttering a cat-related incantation.

In a theatre, sitting in the middle of the middle row was Yukari. I called her Bon-chan, then laughed at me calling her Bon-chan, wondering why I did so. I saw a massive procession of people standing leading up to Yukari, all of them blonde, I couldn't recall any of the characters other than that Goddess ALICE was in the center of them, her indifferent face like that of the sun.

I was a busty ginger girl, left a bathroom in just a towel, had to avoid two guys who came into the building. There was a room that had a video camera in one corner, it had a little spy camera attached to it, and another tinier spy camera attached to that. The camera also had a gun, trained on someone.

To get into a great castle, me and others had to obtain great artifacts, someone had already collected one, Cathlladd. Other than him, we were split into three groups, my group just me and another guy who seemed cursed, the artifact we were to get was hard to obtain.

In a school, I couldn't enter so I broke a vent and crawled through several floors, entered a classroom that had Yukari in it, I sat next to her.

Something about Medicine Melacholy. I went on Facade.com where you could roll a random Yume Nikki effect. The screen showed all the effects, with Alice standing above them, me standing below. I was restlessly pacing up and down until a maid stood above me, preventing movement. I had Robotablets, started chugging the pills, chewing them up, and washing them down with tea, somehow very delicious, then I rolled an effect. Cat.

In a bath. Altaar's dad came in with me, pressing a leg up against me to annoy. Then he started playing Touhou EoSD on a laptop to further annoy. The first stage boss was Cirno, who used a spellcard where she summoned lightning, which killed him. I couldn't help but laugh "Haha, you got killed by a fairy." He got out and left.

In a school, went over to some asshole and shot him with a shotgun, but it didn't do anything. He pointed out that this place was completely flooded, that I'd have to drain it first, so I opened a black sukima, wondering if it was even doing anything before I finally saw the water level drain. I went around a corner and turned invisible, planning to shoot him again, though I knew he could see me doing it.

Went into an office, Altaar was there and he admitted I had managed to do a decent job of defending recently. Scattered around the office were several people in Darth Vader's outfit, they each gave me an Applause as I turned to them.

I was the 3rd most powerful poster on /jp/. I said "Yeah, I'm third. But if the first tried to fight me he'd lose. That is, if he even attempted to fight me he'd immediately lose his position."

Outside a school. I passed by a guy who grabbed me and asked what I think is the largest dollar note he'd give me. I thought of a $20(In Aus they're red) then thought fuck it, "$100"(Green) he said "Correct" and gave me four 100s and some change. He said he was looking for someone who stole a 100.

I encounter a girl with long white twintails with blue and red streaks, Eirin.

Met the ginger witch, he asks me about how life works. I say "Basically, life goes how you think it's going to go." he said "Oh, well then you're fucked." I say "Why?" He says "You think you've been trampled over." which makes me laugh. He says "Well, my life isn't going that well either. I had a dream half a year ago[Probably would have been when he turned 25] about fighting you in Dark Souls, you struck me with a Whip several times, with super slow-motion upon the whip's contacts" Probably to do with Whip's description "The shackles of bondage lie deep in the hearts of all humankind."

Go into a room. I had maybe lost. There was a guy(Altaar?) in black leather with colourful chains of beads attached around his head, he said I could join his side, since he likes me, he attaches a couple of these bead chains to my face. He said I can actually still win, I just need to get my pieces on the board, demonstrating with a chessboard, he held several pieces down on his side.

Same house, one guy from school, also recruited, excitededly says "Dude, I had craziest dream about a balcony" I say "Who do you think you're talking to?" I wonder if there was a microphone hidden in our beadchains, we went outside, the recruiter calls out "Hey -nickname for me-, hey Heca!" I look and see the school guy ran off. I ask "Did you mean him by Heca?" he says "No."

At a self-serve checkout, want to escape but there's guards. I make a distraction, singing Kuchizuke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdVQjqi3aDQ bending low and thrusting a dead black horse up and down into the air, a rippling resonance emanating from it, though during the chorus I sung "kuu(十) ni naru" which someone said was lame. This made the guards run off to do something. I waited a bit, leaving when I saw the recruiter outside. He went off so I followed him. I carried the dead horse the whole time, which was actually his. When he finally notices he acts disappointed in himself, when his boss told him to recruit people he said "No dumbasses" As we enter another grocery he's still disappointed, saying he made a song bidding Sayonara to that horse. We go to the one check-out lineup, that stretched all the way down an aisle, he kicked them all over like dominoes, then ran past, scanning a guy he was holding who was a subordinate then moves on, while I scanned the dead horse. The clerk says something in Spanish, the recruiter comes back, says something in Spanish, the clerk said the dead horse was fake

In a class. An annoying guy is called to act as relationship counselor, sitting between me and Yukari. He says a bunch of stupid stuff, asking why she's done such terrible things to me. She says "It's because I'm in this school."

Fighting a boss, behind me on top of a truck appears a samurai-exorcist, leaning on his sword since he's recovering from when he last fought me. He told me I was already dead, that I was completely possessed by a blue oni before I took over the body of Naster. I saw a past memory, an illusion of two giant blue oni arms surrounding me

Saw Luffy throwing a massive ultimate blue and red punch across an ocean. I thought about clapping, but then changed to a fairy clap, saying I'll clap properly if it actually works. I saw the next panel, the enemy was fat fairies flying holding big bombs coming from a landmass

Came to one store where a small group of people gathered around set up posters talking about Eilienen. I show up and say I'm Eilienen, they say "Ok, now can we take these posters down?" I say sure. They were calling me David Eilienen, I thought "actually it's Lucifer Eilienen."

Enter a donut shape cave a flooded with water. I see a unicorn and another mythical animal, also white hooved with the same horn. I see stacks of unicorns all over the place, I get annoyed and shove their horns up eachother's asses. Then I see Patchouli Knowledge as a MLP pony riding a unicorn, walk off clockwise, saying "Yeah it's made by him, but if he gives away a win I'll fucking take it."

The place changed to dark red colour. Back at the top, I was fighting two Uruk-hai while unarmed, only recognizing them by the hooks of their swords, as I just barely dodged extremely fast sword attacks, with slow-motion Devil May Cry Angel/Demon Dodges. I slowly retreated to the bottom of the cave, anti-clockwise, but eventually had to block a sword hit with my left arm, imagining a decent chunk of healthbar lost, then the other one did shouted "Carpal crush!" as he landed a blow on my right wrist

At a public gathering place, I saw Alice so I went over and hugged her from behind and "piloted her" by flying around the place. When I flew a little bit away and looked back where I came I saw Yukari who turned around and asked "What do you want for dinner?" as she twirled her hair into a heart shape on her back. I was so excited I just said "God!" she said "Ok, and what else?" I didn't answer, just going over hugging her as tightly as possible, kissing the skin within the heart, but I know the dream's going to collapse, then it falls away like a stage curtain I was dragging down. I'm at a park bench with a childhood friend on the right side, another guy on the left. The former says his Simon's Necronomicon cursed him and gave him cuckoldry dreams so I think "So that's what it was?" He goes on to say he dreamt about watching a porno, halfway through Rust(me) showed up and cucked him. The other guy looked ready to get up and punch me, as he said stuff that made it clear I had said stuff about false dreams and true dreams, and I'm just going to call that false dreams

I was talking with a guy, saying "Yeah, there's a shitty cat writing trash about my wife, but..." demonstrating, I went over to Altaar and put him in a sleeper hold, he struggled and I couldn't properly choke him, "...I'm not very strong." He pretends he's knocked out to taunt me, so, as a cat, I make him dance while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM which made him struggle out of my grasp in annoyance.

In a classroom, Yukari slams down a can of coke for me as a reward. Then as she walks behind me she says "Aha! Caught you!" then points out my backpocket had a puppy paw print, calling it a puppy pocket.

In a room adjacent to another room sealed off by a glass window, in there is Yukari, as Turanga Leela, getting raped by a tentacle monster. A guy I'm with is sick of watching this shit, he goes in there, straps her to a hospital bed and pumps acid into the monster, which makes it dissolve into brown slush, then Roger the alien comes over crying about it being his father, grabbing the pump and redirecting it into himself, dissolving into brown slush.

In my bathroom showering, a quarter of my bathtub was simply gone. There was orange rust where it had been, the shower washing it away. I said "Either everyone in /jp/ gets cucked by me, or some faggot. "

Me and a girl had crossed obstacle courses, doing a strange thing where we were stepping on eachothers' feet to walk. We came to a maze but she refused to go on further. Wondering why, I stepped forward, the ground had dirty grime that made my feet itch, so I stepped back saying "Oh." A guy shows up urging us on, he went in front of a big TV screen that had "FBI" in the bottom left corner. He said "Haha, FBI do as they like." I said "Die, FBI." Then a bunch of people sitting before the TV would stand up, each as a different Simpsons character, each talking shit about him, and after each one I would point saying "Die, FBI." After this went on for a while, he finally responded by posting a readymade cringecomp of me.

There were two One Piece threads on /a/, made like an experiment to see which would manifest into reality, with an image in a catbox in the OP posts. Since the result was different from what was expected, they said "The occult is bullshit." I thought, "Why didn't they use the images for the OPs?"

Someone made a post saying Yukari doesn't love me, doesn't want to be my mother, will not make a home for me. I saw Yukari saying it's not true, she loves me, she wants to be my mother and make a home for me. I thought her saying she wants to be my mother was out of character, since she once complained about me being a "little mommy clinger"

I was in a bed and looking over where my Yukari figure is with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY playing, and seeing a picture of Yukari and Flan hanging over a title board, noticing that she was Jessica. I wondered what it meant to eat chocolate castles to ward gay away.

I was urged once more to write about Yukari, making a thread with Sanae OP calling it "Dragon Team"

After I made some thread trying to write(not so well). Dreamt I was in a classroom at a desk with Yukari. Someone looked at me like he was wondering what I was doing, someone else said "He's trying to become as powerful as Hecatia" another said "Based." Sakuya(read:a mod) was patrolling the classroom, she had a massive orange cloud following her around, wearing Black Knight Armour fused with Iron Dragonslayer armour. I kept doing something that annoyed Yukari even though I was trying not to. I fell asleep on my desk, then when I woke up she had moved away. I said "My American girlfriend is gone!"

Angus webpage, extremely long, half-way through I jump because a voice, disturbing because it's recorded completely normally, says "You're fucked."

Angus webpage about me. It had Patchouli in the middle. I Tab'd to find the button, hidden at the left, to go deeper. It was the same page, but darker and corrupted. Angus was typing stuff around Patchy, saying "Haha. He's stuck here with all my thoughts about him." I Tab'd again, to go deeper.

I heard Stan go over to his friends saying "Guys! I dreamt that I dreamt that I dreamt..." I thought "Ugh, they're making South Park about me."

I saw Randy find a couple hundred dollars on the ground, laugh to himself and pocket it, I was annoyed thinking "They're writing me in a way Yukari wouldn't like, since she's virtuous."

In a building, an asshole teacher tore up cellophane and tossed it out a window. I went outside to pick it up among a big trash pile. Saw the teacher walking outside so I chanted "Curse you" while pointing at him, then his wife and another girl came, pulled him by his arms until he split apart. I saw on a TV what happened to his wife on her way over, she was on a train when a swarm of guys appeared all around her, walking around when a swarm of guys appeared around her, etc. I thought "Is that what like I'm getting cursed with?" The TV screen changes to a floating severed pony head desperately carrying a girl, I thought "Yeah, I wish that Dreamwatcher would write about me winning".(I thought Dreamwatcher was Altaar?) Turning to children playing in the trashpile around me, I said "Hey bronies" they said "We're not bronies" psychically I could see they'd watched the show earlier, I said "You've watched My Little Pony, you're bronies. Is Dreamwatcher there?" but they didn't know who I was talking about. I saw another kid skating past on a moving desk, I skate along with him, he says something and I say "Oh hey, you sound like him" I ask about doing something about Yukari, he just mentions "That huge red thing peeking out" as I see an image of that gigantic sukima filled with gore, a red flesh hand reaching out and poking something.

Back in the building, someone says I can still win, I just have to use their strength against them. He showed me how to fight, there was a trading card of Yukari with an orange sword, he told me to charge it. I said what she did to rally in one dream "Go! Charge forth! Kill them all!" An illusion of Yukari with the sword rose up out of the image, then went over to the asshole teacher nearby and dealt a great blow before going down. I saw Dreamwatcher again, I went over asking if he can write about me winning, he said "I can't."

I go over to a caravan, up in the sky was several dozen black choppers, with one gigantic black chopper whose propellor hid the rest of them in its shadow. I asked a guy with me "How many passes are they going to make?" as they had already flown over before. He points at a wikipedia article about me and said "They're shipping you with another girl" which I saw a little paragraph about, then there was a 4koma meme, the third image had Yukari imprisoned, the caption saying "As long as he's still stupidly innocently trying, she can hold on" the fourth image had her mindbroken lightless eyes.

On a couch with Altaar watching TV. I picked up a piece of Lapis lazuli off the floor, but it had a hole in it. The TV was playing Sound of the Wind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAnSsSmcxk8 and I sang along, but then Goku and Vegeta fighting eachother burst out of the TV, struggling against eachother, when they both fart so powerfully the fabric around their asses tore.

I went up a hill until I reached a statue someone made of Yukari standing with Jesus. I propped myself on top of Jesus, trying to take a shit on him, though struggling to get something out, when I hear someone approaching, so I flee through a nearby secret tunnel, exiting through a fake tree.

Sitting in a lineup outdoors, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hji4gBuOvIQ There was a guy next to me whose car was wrecked, a flag sticking out of it. I pointed back and forth at it while still singing, he said "Shut up Ben you cold cunt."

With a girl, likely Yukari, we're flying upwards as lava falls down on us, she says it's ok, her foresight is unparalleled, as I leave it to her to weave through the lava, but I disturb her somehow, a bit of lava splashing on her face. Afterwards, there's a streak of burnt(not too bad, only red) skin on the right side of her face, from the bottom to over and around her right eye.

With a guy, asking me to guess something, like before where I might undervalue myself as a single red Flandre, I say I'm a four of a kind green Flandre, and he says correct. Then there's images of me ending up with C tier 2d RPG girls, or B-C tier 2d and 2.5(like animal crossing) girls. I said I'd end up with the former while he said the latter, then he says "You wanna bet? Let's divine it." as he starts opening up Facade.com

A big audience of people, they all had hooves, but they were mutilating themselves, carving them up. I'm with the ginger witch, he takes pliers and grabs a hangnail, peeling off several chunks of my skin. I take his schoolbooks and tell him to give them back, he puts three pieces in my hand, I say "And the fourth." he gives me another. Sitting with a schoolmate, I mention "Gentiles mutilating their own hooves", he wonders what I mean, as I pull up the pant legs of a nearby person, revealing the awful sight.

I'm at Bernkastel's house, she said "Don't worry, you can stay with me, also I'm rich, you can have whatever you like."

Laying with Bernkastel on a couch, she was resting her feet upon my chest. I have a spasm of lust, saying "Fuck!" She says "What? You want to have sex?" I say "I want to have sex, but I don't want to have sex." thinking about Yukari.

In a room with others, someone playing a game on TV at the front. I see Bernkastel at the back, her hair cut very short which looked really cute, I stood next to her. I left for a bit, then saw Yukari go over to her blustering jealously. I go over, Yukari starts moving away. I say "Come on! I hate me!" She says "I hate you too!" I say "You got jealous, you love me!" but she and Bernkastel were bickering at eachother over the top of me. I say "You have the sexiest name!" We follow a little, Yukari moved into a seat at the corner of the room, I was still talking to her through a TV screen. She was saltily talking shit, which I absolutely love(It's extremely "girly" and hot!) I kept professing love through the screen, so to make me look stupid she morphed into a dumb looking dude with a bumfluff beard. Someone points at the front TV laughing, the seat Yukari was in had a streamer cam directed at it, so there was this stupid dude talking salty shit in the corner. Everyone in the room laughed, including me. Bernkastel burst into laughter as she tossed herself into me. A teacher says to me "You settled for second best."

In a classroom. The students were sitting on the floor as I patrolled, observing them. I had a transparent grey X mark circle inside my head, giving up some internal sense to eject a phantasm/phantom-half. I saw that only two of the students in class had accomplished the same. There was a guy standing around, I said "Hey, you're not supposed to be here!" and tried to make him leave, but he wouldn't budge. Then everyone was in a side-room where he was lewding a girl in images on the board. Yukari was trying to make me jealous like revenge for before, she had a keyboard and typed "That girl sure loves your strawberry chocolate!" I thought "That doesn't make me jealous"(a mistake, because Yukari can read my mind) She then adds "...888" giving me a threatening sideglance. I start shinking towards her, begging her not to tease me by kissing her elbow, as shes backspaces the previous message and types "I gradually fall in love with you..." I kiss her again, and she backspaced it.

At night, I was creeping up on a house with Yukari in it. I was going to have her take my virginity by force if I had to. I can hear her up in the second floor, talking salty shit with her girlfriends, making me really horny. Bernkastel is outside the house, I go up to her, make a circle with index and thumb, fingering it with my other index while looking up at the second floor. She takes an item off me that I was going to use to incapacitate them so I could force Yukari, and used it to magically generate a series of Warcraft realm portals nearby. From the right, there was yellow, red, blue, green, and on the far left orange. I figured I had to go through the orange one to have sex with Yukari, looking back at Bern, she confirmed it.

I went up to the orange gate again, peering beyond it into another realm, maybe seeing skeleton warriors.

I was doing voodoo where weekly I'd fuck a girl while acting I'm having sex with Slave Knight Gael's wife. I did this across the room from him, he came over and broke it up.

I was doing it again somewhere, Gael came as I went invisible. He said "It's gotta be him, there's only two other samurai"(who he seemed to know) I couldn't leave the area because of fog walls, I just avoided him as he ran around grabbing thin air trying to catch me.

I go into a classroom, everyone leaves it as Reimu stands up against the whiteboard, with big sexy abs. I went up fondling them, there was an asshole by the door who refused to leave. I said "Fuck off, or I'll moon you." He said he'll pull his pants down and come at me, as he transformed into Clownpiece. I went over and knifed his gut, transforming him back, and tossed him outside.

At Bernkastel's house, I asked "Hey, is it time to cuck Gael again?"

I was spying on Yukari as she went into a house, then she opened the door back up, her tabard was red, she looked at me as she slipped back into the darkness, seeming like a sinister warning.

I saw blue and red webpages of Yukari being asked questions and answering in wrong, corrupted ways. I was told I'm either Hecatia or Cirno depending on whether or not I learn to write.

Walking outside towards a town. Something had happened along the lines of the clouds/gravity being made less harsh, as I saw many small aircrafts playing around in the sky, drifting lazily through clouds.

People were saying good bye to the dragon head island, which was a gigantic dragon's skull with many smaller dragon skulls on it.

In a kitchen, looking at a book on the bench with Hecatia. There's a number, 566.6xxxx6xxxxxxxxxxxx6. I say "Number of the Beast." and that title appears above it. A statue like the one in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvJY7_gyfw appears, blood red, staring upwards, and the title changes to "Number of the Christ" I jab at the book, trying to make it turn back, while Hecatia kisses the statue's forehead. I go into a room with her, she says something to me, I say "Yeah yeah, I'm used to this Astral possibilities shit, you're saying there's a you out there that's Athiest?" She says "No..." then sings a little song

"When Eilienen's finally in Hell

and stands beside Hecate

can somebody please tell

who shall we hate?"

I thought it was really cute and wanted to hug her and her ~C cup(in this dream) boobs.

At a swamp at the bottom of a wooden shanty town, not really as shit as Blighttown but similar, being chased by several Pus of Man, a girl helps me fight them, saying this place is important to her and she wants to reclaim it. I'm scaling up the town, making my way past many Pus of Man, though they were mostly inactive ones that were buried in the floorboards, only some seething darkness and the red rat eyes peering out. Some of them I didn't trust, so I'd throw firebombs on them before passing by. Eventually I come to a zipline, using it to travel a great gap to the other side, where there was a bossfight against a large golem. I had to fight by throwing blocks at it, I threw one block that was a Mario 1-up mushroom, but it fell off, along with my other blocks, but other spectating golems gathered around the arena, and could toss them back up for me.

In a room taking cover, there's a guy with a minigun spraying all over the place. When his belt runs out, a girl bursts in through a door, with a AK47-like minigun, unloading it upon him, after a couple seconds concentrating fire on his face. Eventually her belt runs out, he reloads and returns fire, as she cowers behind cover, curling up as much as possible because the top of the cover had holes in it. After his belt runs out again, he bemoans the weakness of being The Dragon. I come over to him, put a handgun to the back of his head, and laugh "Yeah, dying your One Death." then shoot.

I go into a house, over to a sink, sighing sadly, saying "I'd do anything for Pram"(ex-waifu), grabbed a figure of her out of it, then left. A couple moments later I returned, put it back, said "I meant Yukari." then left with a figure of her.

I was at a KFC with Angus, he was lined up while I left to go do something. Something had happened, that now you can meditate in lotus position and hover around as you like. I thought to myself that I had a few dreams of this happening before, but the weakness was wind. As I was levitating over a fence a gentle breeze blew, sending me spinning and falling onto the ground. I wondered if Angus was at the front of the line and if he'd let me skip, but thought he might be an asshole. I came in and he already had his burger bag, I shrugged and went to the back of the line in a rather lazy "oh well, who cares" way. Angus had been leaving but he sees me do this, goes back to the counter, grabs a clipboard, starts coming over to me while signalling to a friend who had been eating at a table who starts coming over too, as Angus pushes me against the back wall with the clipboard. I see the people lined up ahead were red and blue, and also see Hecatia and Cirno.

In a classroom. In one corner I was sitting with Kumeta who was drawing manga for me. He made a mistake, froze for a second with an "Ah.", grabbed the binder, hid it behind his back, tore out the page and replaced it, making me laugh at how he didn't want me to see him tearing/scrunching up his art. Saw a page that had Yukari wearing an astronaut spacesuit, turning back with a big smile. Sitting in class. I saw Yukari across the room. I went over and looked right up at her above me, she looked just like my mother, looking down at me sternly. Since it was lame she looked like that, I left after a few seconds. I saw Hecatia going from one side of the room to the other, laughing with some people she had talked to. She walked past a good artwork some made of her surrounded by red flames on the wall, which made me jealous because she was also Yukari. At my desk, I'm sketching Yukari as a cow robot, useur-guy was next to me, I saw he was drawing the same thing but better so I said "Hey!" he says "What? I came up with it myself." I turn back to my page, seeing my Labradorite(Yukari's gemstone) chunk next to it. I look over and see he had a slab with long streaks of ~10 different gemstones, including Labradorite. He sees me staring and says "Oh? That? It's pretty nice." Yukari went over to a machine that gives you a JRPG job class. I remembered it giving me "Archmage", and it gave her "War Thief"

Playing Dota 2 as Yukari. Can pick between two Ultimates, a very good blink, Sukima, or Pheonix's Supernova. I thought it's lame you could only have one, Aghanim's Scepter should give you a downgraded version of the one you didn't pick

Go up to a tree that was on the inner side of a dirt road corner. Had Simon's Necronomicon, trying to read it but didn't want people driving around to see me. I nestled back into the tree whose trunk divided into two, so only people in the very middle of the turn would be able to see my back. Opened it, the pages were damaged by water. I saw a cursed page about a Sunlight Warrior not fulfilling his duty by doing nothing

Somewhere, something was happening to Izanami but I was doing nothing apparently figuring it would be ok.

Walked along a road. There was some computer thing I used to look at League of Legends where they had Yukari as a character. I thought she didn't look quite right, being Western, something about her eyes, but that it was still pretty mm!

Practicing with my ultimate, an ia strike with a blue katana that caused a huge water slash. You had to charge it in its sheath properly for a second which I often failed to do. I was saying I often use this move on people below half hp then we autoattack eachother to death and I die because I misjudged their health

In a classroom/lab, looking at a row of cursed plant bulbs dangling from my lower belly. A guy who wanted to do experiments with that kind of plant sees them, looking interested. Another guy sees them and looks horrified, I pull my shirt up showing off another row growing from the bottom of my chest. He asks "Does it hurt?" I say "Eh, not really" though they stung a little from shaking around when I lowered my shirt

Some other cursed belly dream, hairy. Related back to the Necronomicon page somehow

I was walking towards a doorway. I saw "Divine Mercy" as a poster to its right. I lost interest thinking it was Jesus, but as I passed through I noticed it was labeled God

Hanging out a table with a dumb christfag I know, friendly

On a dirt road near that corner, playing with a barbed wire fence I just wound it around myself for some reason. Yukari comes up behind and steps on it to get my attention, we've got to go. I say "sorry" because I've wound myself up. Maybe because she helped, it was extremely easy to pull off in a second, then we run. The Devil chases us, red devil in a suit. Yukari hides in a side room while I'm beyond the door trying to get his attention. He ignores me trying to go into the room so I hit him with a blue weapon, then dragged him against a wall. I pulled out a silver blade, slathered it in garlic and stabbed him in the back, also did something else anti-devil. I heard Yukari in the side room acting like she was impressed "you stabbed him" and something else. I wasn't sure if she was genuine, also thought The Devil was acting for me.

Sitting outside at a desk with someone, for some reason I wasn't sure if I would end up being with Satori or Yukari. Someone coming over from a little hill with others called out "It doesn't matter which, the change is already in effect" I said "Yukari said that?" they said yeah, and pointed up into the sky so I knew she did when she said it. After a second of wondering whether or not I'm going to be with her I slam my head into my desk, then shout "why does she have to be so vague?"

Used an "attack" where I levitated in the air while being pierced by large Bloodborne frenzy spikes, the people around me were also frenzy spiked

Woke up and there was a lingering "TV screen" in my vision that was quickly flashing through what looked like very nice dream scenes. I thought "紫好き" at it for a few seconds before it dissipated, wondering if that's what I "watch" my dreams on when asleep

Woke up seeing a picture of Parsee with a noose

In a classroom, there's some people passing by me talking about the leader of Xbox being a jock, saying something-akuma repeatedly. I repeated akuma a couple of times myself

Bart comes to a desk to collect an old chapter 139 of a Bender manga, there was also a new version of the same chapter that had 139 at the bottom but 131 in another spot. Some people talking like he might be interested in this new version and he acts like he is but after they go he leaves the new version behind

I see Yukari, I go over to her and show her something. She looks at it intently, not breaking her gaze while I hug her, kiss her elbow and say "please come and marry me Yukari."

In a classroom, at my desk with the suspense of whether I'll be with Yukari or not driving me mad. Think about ditching school to go home and draw her

False awake in bed. Whether or not I'll be with Yukari is killing me. Sit up on my knees, praying while rolling my eyes skywards, saying "Ok God, you win. I'll stop being lazy. Please let me be with Yukari." Then I notice three little things in my bed, one thing I don't remember, an orange thing, and an orange Chupa Chup, which I pick up

Yukari glitching out spouting a bunch of hate then a bunch of love for me.

I'm really sad, saying that Yukari's materialised but she hates me. A woman is cheering me up, saying I can try again with her under a different name. I say she'll know it's me. She says that the Yukari summoned from the Astral will eventually return to it, and can be summoned again as a different person.

Someone tell me "They're trying to manifest her as as much of a bitch as possible."

In a hall, I mention the Astral continent. A guy wakes up at the other end of the hall, he says I'm right, there's two Astral continents, and they're set up against us. He motions toward the east and the south-east.

I made a picture of the "Female Alpha Dinosaur", a red T-rex, which was me. A woman comes over and quite likes the picture. I was adding more detail but she said she didn't mind, she likes to fill it in herself.

Fighting in a Hearthstone-like game. The enemy's face was on fire, taking damage. I can pick upgrades, Yukari-Moses which burns the enemy's face, Eilienen-Solomon which freezes face and skips their turn, but I chose to upgrade a legendary chest which "Gives items that can cheese the boss."

Someone mentions that I should go save my daughter. I thought "Oh yeah!" and went off to an oval where men in black were dragging off a red squid girl, I cried "My red!" I ran over, then punted her far away, then said "Opps."

Driving with Yukari, we go to a church. Entering it, there's a really long 4chan thread. People calling me a cuck, pictures of a Simpson character that hung himself, people mentioning "Eilienen". I say "Hey, I'm Eilienen, was this made after I made my first thread?" I check and it was made a couple months after it. There was a side-bar to the thread, with gifs, one of Yukari materialising in a swirl of magic glitter. Another of Yukari in her tabard outfit, but coloured like Clownpiece.

False awake in bed, I put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w and head into the shower. The hot water was left on, but there was still some left. I took a shower while singing and imagining pictures to draw of Yukari. "Will you be my strength" was Yukari and Flan back-to-back, Yukari dual-wielding Lothric Knight Sword like in the dream where she killed me with them, and Flan with Darkmoon Bow and Millwood Greatbow, like when I supported Yukari defending Irithyll by killing invaders with Millwood minigun glitch.

In my unit. Brief in my living room, he had got married to Panty. Then she was heading off without him with Stocking, but before they went they both said he had a big dick. I was nearby, on a stool, checking something over my front window.

Three Ran threads posts that were glowing, maybe a three part fanfiction.

The Futo thread with the gyate at the bottom had died early. People were outraged about this, posting threads asking what happened to her, with the Futo gyate as an emoji in their posts. It was supposed to be like my dreams going to shit.

Someone compared by dreams going to shit with Miura's heart failure.

On the street walking towards my unit. I sung "Our days are never coming back" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st5EaJsXz64 I came to my unit, outside it was snowing, and fierce winds blew, reminding me of Irithyll. I went inside, knew an invader had come, donned Gundyr's armour and took a Mace outside to fight. He also wore Gundyr's armour, using a Mace. I went up to him, he immediately Hornet ripostes, suprising me. I roll off desperately, he just lets me cast a Soothing Sunlight, bless my Mace, then come back up to him. I swing, he rolls through, then immediately Hornet ripostes, again surprising me. I tried to roll when I got up, but he swung and rollcatched me.

Sitting at a bench. I say to a guy next to me "Yeah, my dad wasn't a great role-model for expressing anger." To demonstrate, I stand up, have him stand in front of me, then act as if we're trying to walk past eachother but we keep redirecting in eachother's way for a couple of moments, and that this is enough to make my temper start blowing up. A schoolmate comes over, says "Stop that, are you trying to ruin this for us?" I say "What?" He points up at a screen listing people, I was at the top with a green "OK" face next to my name, while the people listed below had Spiderman faces.

Boost Juice employee girl says "He comes here every day" I held my cup and said "I just wish I had one that never ran empty..." I've called the delicious nutritous Litchi Lovin' Berry I order a "Divine Blessing" before.

Walking with schoolmates, we're all looking down. One of us says "I can change" I sing "No change, I can change, I can change, I can change" and they all immediately start singing Bitter Sweet Symphony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74 with me. I think about how easy it is to influence the masses through pop. We all stopped singing after a bit, except for the "Ace of Swords" guy, the annoying faggot singing the whole thing.

I started updating my site just by entering text into a program which would play the text out slowly, thinking this is easier. I look at it, there's a picture of me, as Flandre, fighting on the side of a skyscraper with capeshitters, notably Ironman, against human sized dolls with big smiles and X eyes

In a room, I see my smile, it balances out so the the four quarters of it are symmetrical, then I split into four Flandres, the four of us chattering and laughing wickedly

I go outside my unit. I have 31 different superpowers, including stopping time, and being able to use the abilities of anybody within about 30 meters

In a building, I crawl into a vent, avoiding laser tripwires. I can psychically see out the other end of the vent, there's way too many traps for me to go ahead unnoticed, but a voice tells me to just go anyway. I head out, climbing up a wall collecting blue and red Mario coins. I wondered if I really should be collecting the red coins. I was laughing all the way, but suppressing it because I think I have a terrible laugh and I thought Yukari was watching. A little girl comes up to me and says "I have a crush on you!" I just imagined Yukari was going to come and tell her off, pointing out all the horrible parts of my personality, and that she only has to make certain expressions to make me cry from all the terrible things she's done to me, because I'm her well-trained dog

Lost a battle against glowniggers, and was made a Guardian of the Galaxy. I was in space, kneeling in and literally watching over a spiral galaxy, like 10 meters square visually. A girl in a spaceship comes flying by. She gets excited upon seeing me, I get pissed off, "How could you make me have to fight that bullshit?" She says "Yeah yeah ok, but come on! What's the chances I'd come across you in all of space?" She flies past, and I "equip" a spaceship and fly after her

I was told that the CIA is interested in me, apparently because I'm a very powerful healer

Yukari showed up in reality, I showed her my dreams and asked "How do I write myself out of this shit?"

Altaar comes over to me, hands me an insect/reptile chocolate egg then goes off somewhere. I take off the wrapper, a couple dozen small eggs pop out, I grab them all in my hand but one slips out, bounces on a table and lands in a bowl that had Altaar's eggs in it. I thought "What if that is the one egg of his that gets selected?" then said "Haha, cucked."

Hanging out at a girl who likes me's house. Listening to a song she made for me, sounded like Non Muntër but the lyrics were super basic "You're intriguing, you're cool," She walks past me with her posse, one of them was an extremely huge dude with a shark head, another was a huge dude with a shark head and a cop hat, who let the former get away with his shit

At her house again, sitting when a guy comes over to me with a handful of large Lindor chocolate balls, offering to me. I say "Ugh." because I'd already eaten a three course meal, including lasagne. I hold my hand out, he's trying to just drop one from his overly full hand, a Bounty, while keeping the good ones to himself. He accidently slips, the Bounty drops to the floor while all the rest end up in my hand. Then I let one slip, so he goes "Yes!"

Go into a house with my mother, who's going to introduce me to someone. We go up three stories, and she asks if I'm scared, because of the height, I say no but since it was brought up I got a little nervous. On the fourth story, there's a girl who's Kagamine Rin, I'm Len and the first thing we do when we see eachother is excitedly run over and hug

In a classroom. I go over and look at a Dragon Torso Stone. It was sized and shaped just like a chicken, complete with decorative red comb and wattle. I thought it was pretty funny. There was a scientist who had come a long way to see it, though he didn't seem amused

Fighting in a school against a guy much bigger than me. I was mostly losing but I managed to fight back pretty well towards the end. A lady teachers comes, considers carefully, then says he wins. I'm talking with someone later, saying "Yeah she declared him winner, but...well...she wasn't just being a bitch, she was fair." There were people talking about Gon Freecss(me), saying with the way he adapts he's going to become extremely powerful

Araki came into a theatre, acting like he was extremely desperate for attention, since it was his birthday. He was wearing Yukari's tabard outfit, which made me think I want to have one. He went over to the middle of the hall and collapsed on the floor. On stage appeared Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura, who each said something into the mic. Then Otae(Me, maybe because I'm the "Female Alpha Dinosaur", I guess that sounds like Otae.) comes out, and says something, after which Araki finally gets back up

Me and another guy go over to Naster and start leading him off. Apparently I could keep challenging him until I win

Altaar saying that he's my Slave Knight Gael.

Someone/something calling him the Strawberry Wolf, which made me wonder if he's a furry.

I walk past Yukari with a small group of others. I hear her talk some kind of shit about me so I face towards her from a distance, kneel and mime kissing her hand as a "sorry". Then she sends a swarm of hornets to lay eggs in me, I ran into a house all about it, remember that I have an ability to generate a clone for these hornets to use instead but try to save it. I nearly get caught by them while exiting the house through a window so I think fuck it and let them do their thing with a clone. Then Yukari's acting like she's in labour. One guy is saying to bring her down to the stream so they were doing that for a second before I grabbed that guy's hood and tore it off, recognising him as Altaar and attacking him before he disappears. I shouted "Bitch!", I hear an indignant response so I repeat "Bitch! You run away literally every time, bitch!"

In my room, adjusting the Yukari fumo hat on my Venus statue, the hat also being a marble carving. I stand in front of her, resting my fingertips and maybe chin atop a little pedestal that was around her neck, so I'm face to face, praying that I don't have to deal with any corruption.

In Irithyll, I was getting chased by several people across the giant's area, then just one tenacious person, while my controller was switching off due to low battery. I black crystalled out.

Wake up in a bed, Bernkastel was standing beside it, then noticed on my nightstand next to me she set up a doll of Battler hugging a Bernkastel doll. I saw a little paint stain at the end of the doll's sleeve and thought that was bad, then noticed the doll was covered in intermittent splotches of all different colours, which seemed fine in its uniformity.

I go to a classroom to leave a Yukari comic on the middle of the floor. I hopped over a guy's desk and we annoy eachother somehow so the teacher says she's making us sit together. I respond "yeah right, I'm just here to leave my comic." I go to the middle and open my pencil case to pull out a comic strip, but I several different pages of scribbles and didn't know which to use. I go over to Yukari with a guy, she's showing him a picture of an old man face which the other guy has to guess something for. I say "V for victory" then think I shouldn't have given it away, so I say "spoiler". The other guys starts trying to guess not realising I already said it, so Yukari says "spoiler" and he says "V for victory."

Saw a post on /a/ talking about a waifufag saying he's just acting, in response they posted a picture of their waifu in yellow, notably the yellow felt "sacred"

In a crowded classroom. ZUN is talking to some people while holding his arm out doing something. I positing myself so he's holding his arm out and stroking my beard for a few seconds, before he turns and sees me, then stops. I leave, some guy comes up to me impressed, maybe he was awkward and was impressed by how awkward that was. He invites me to sit next to him. I mention I'm the Demiurge, which also impresses him, he seems to believe it readily. Then I leave, but I watch through the door window as either him or a teacher asks everyone "Do you believe that guy is the Demiurge?" Maybe 2 of them, including the guy I sat with, raised their hands. Then asked was "Do you believe that you are the Demiurge?" for this at least a couple of others raised their hands. Then some other Demiurge question I don't remember.

I'm at a sink with little models of characters in it. One of them was a lady who I was sad about, in the route I was in, hers, she acted unhappy and mean but when I took other characters' routes she was happy and kind.

I'm selecting a character in Smash, hovering my cursor and going between the three different screens of characters. I passed over Peach a few times, I'm not interested in her but she was calling herself "Peach Lapis" the end of which sounds like piss. After hearing her say piss several times I select her since I think it's kind of hot.

I'm thinking that I have a ton of repressed rage, thinking about me winding up in jail and ending up beating someone to death.

I'm with Yukari who's annoyed about us having to deal with shitty faggots fucking with us. I say we're just in a Bad End, not the True End, "True End" making her lose herself in thought as she stared into space. Then I say "Well, I really hope we don't have to deal with this shit in the True End."

I left a house for moment, seeing someone across the road I eyed him a bit, then went back inside. Someone comes in with a notice saying someone noticed Adam and that he has to change his name in 40 days. Yukari is with me and I say something about changing my name right away. She says "That's really shy. Come on." as she held her arms out like a bird spreading its wings.

In a room with Yukari and a CIA guy. She tells me my two greatest mistakes were being a cow, which meant not getting attention for my dreams during one of my previous threads, and having a bisexual threesome with her and Satan. I was posting dreams, and the CIA guy was going to distribute them, which apparently way going to be really gay for me.

There's a girl I like walking off. A guy threatens me saying he'll ask her out if I don't right now. I try and ask her out but she just brushes me off with insults. I just call her the "Maths pig" saying to someone "Hey, she called me a bitch" and we agreed that her name was "Chloe"

I met Satori in a passageway. She told me about how she had fought with some people, who I saw the figures of at the other end of the passage. She had used her ability in a way that also gave information away to them, and they used it to beat her. I thought that's like what's happening to me, and of Dreaming's lyrics applying to her too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnHhezt9JJ8

In my bedroom, I kill one recurring dream enemy somehow then another comes over calling him his royal guard and that he shouldn't have lost. I said "Yeah, he really shouldn't have lost. Now what if you lose to me too? It'll be twice as tragic."

A fight similar to appearance to danmaku shooter in that it was the screen with me above as the boss and someone below me. He attacked with two energy beams he held in his hands but I fended them off with my own. He started to overpower me but Yukari was on my back and she evened the balance with her beams. For a few seconds we struggled like one of us wanted to stab but we couldn't quite keep his held apart at the same time, until Yukari grew another pair of arms out of her back holding beams and stabbed him.

On a roof. There's a raised part that I want to check out so I climb up there and look around. There were two big chimney funnels like a boat, one painted with blue around half its base and the other orange. Whatever I came up here for I guess it wasn't needed, so I got back down. As I did so one guy waiting below with another person gave me a sarcastic Applause.

I table with a game on it, a chessboard where you pick a red or blue spider, funnel web size, and fight. I eagerly picked red spider, a person I was with had to play the other colour, as he was pulled into the opposite seat.

At a house party, nearby is Yukari and another girl along with a few other people. I say "Everything in this world belongs to Yukari!" The girl comes over to me and I figure what she'll say so I say "I'm the only man for her."

I'm in a glass house, square and not that big but there was stairs to a second floor. There was a gathering watching a guy(?) in a spaghetti tank. I went over to the tank and poured a bowl of spaghetti bolognese into it. He gave me a weird smug look. I saw the large tank of spaghetti he was in draining into another tank below it, the spaghetti strips slowly coming through stripped of the yellow colour so they were white. I look at him and think he's going to die in there, there was a guy near me who had expressed desire to lose his virginity taking that guy's virginity so I grab him, exit the building, open a door on the outside into the spaghetti chamber and throw him in. Then I start putting a bar over the door from the outside, asking that guy if he wanted them trapped in, he said yes so I did so then walked off.

After that that guy is grateful so he's given me money and follows me from behind as we walk up a hill, slapping away a disembodied hand that appeared trying to grab my ankles. Then he says he has to go and leaves, though I remember him talking about how he wants to live the good life with that tank person, one of the things he mentioned was pouring out their drinks. After he leaves an old guy in a tuxedo comes up to me saying that he also wants to live the good life with that tank person, also mentioning pouring out their drinks, offering me money if I kill the other guy.

Then I'm rich. I think "I'm not going to the top of the hitman rich life, if an even richer guy offers me to kill that last guy I'll say no". I pass by the Ace of Swords guy who offers me a cigarette, it breaks off in half in my hand so I try giving it back to him but he just leaves me with it and walks away. I call to him "well, that should be enough." I go past a girl I recognise from school exiting a mall, blowing cigar smoke at her saying "I'm rich!" as I pass by. I go inside to a table, there's three girls, the one on the left was a schoolgirl who says "back in school he used to act like he wants attention, now he just smokes." I sit down and blow smoke at her, then I pull up onto the table a glass bottle of orange liquor, which makes them gasp excitedly, especially the girl on the right, Aya.

With George Costanza and a lady in a lounge watching TV. I saw a gateway opened beyond which was lava. A doomguard made its way forth, a human atop the gate shouted something at it to which it replied "Like I give a hell!" while slapping the human skywards with the side of his sword. It left through the gate, then a few seconds later the human landed just where the lava begins, facedown spreadeagle sinking into it, making George wince. The TV then said the government had secretly making advertisements promoting people, maybe something about Australian pride. I saw some of George. I wondered would they make for me, thinking up

"Leader of the Scourge and the Fel

Out beyond the Gates of Hell"

Saw a doomguard at the edge of a lava flow, closeby a giant human as big as himself. He stood for a moment waiting for an opening, then grabbed the giant and dragged him through the lava until he was completely covered by it.

In a class with the students sitting on the ground while I was at the front maybe doing stuff on the blackboard with another guy to my right. Yukari is the student closest to the front, right behind me. She was agitated by me and my ass moving around behind her head, turning around and pretending to jab at it. After a bit I wondered if it really did annoy her so I walked away, which causes an error on the computer screen projected on the board. I'm told this is my 5th error and next time is the last.

Go over to Yukari who is in front of a TV screen reading/writing a lullaby that was playing on it. When I come near her she starts reading everything with weird names, though I only remember the protagonist heading off into "Pierce Woods" which I saw a map of on the screen. I stand at her left, hugging into her while I feel really drowsy. I beg "Please, wife, I'm going to be thinking about these words in my sleep" Then the hug feels so nice and I'm so fucked up, I can't help but breathe strangely. About a second of two shuddering heaving breaths, a second of two small breaths then a little purr-like noise, repeating. I think of how she gave away that she loves me in the Bernkastel dream and wondered if she finds this cute. I saw the protagonist of the story, a blue cat girl.

In a shed looking at my phone that had a video saying something about good luck in love if I crow caws for you after watching it. Right afterwards a crow flies atop a rafter above me, I imitate a caw for it, it replies with a caw that imitated my imitation, then croaked "Hello", I said hello back. It said "Food?" I said "You like peanuts?" it asked "Peanuts?" I said "Wait there for me" it said something like "Growing long" I thought it meant it would get AIWS from waiting in one place.

With the graphics teacher from school, he asks if I want to go to the gym again. I say "Eh...maybe if you could possess me and lift the weights for me I could bother." He laughs and leaves, then I think I probably should have got him to punch my body tougher.

On a school trip along a dirt road, I go over to something like a white carriage filled with people where Yukari is on the other side. She has a huge syringe filled with clear solution and a spiral of dark green sediment throughout, asking if I want to inject radioactive testosterone. I say "We're going to be doing a lot of walking on trip right? My ass will hurt like hell." We go off alone for a bit, I walk off from her for a moment and notice she's writing weird things again. I peer over her shoulder at the book where at the middle of right page she was open to I saw the words "Izanami LGBT team"

On a school bus near the back. I notice three girls at the backseat who were pretty but cut their hair short and wore pants. I thought it'd be hot to ask for a foursome, considering doing so as we were getting off, wondering if I should stick my hand out after the one person getting off between us and ask, but didn't. We got off to go down to "my weakness" the river, to pray. But actually it was the nearby bay. So I said, "Going down to the bay to pray"

Sitting at a long bench with other people. A passing guy says to me he wants a double u put in his username. I ask "A w?" he says, "No, a double u" I look at the name floating above his head, maybe Conquerer. Then I was at a table with some guy at my left and Angus at my right voting on how many u his name should have. They voted 4u and 3u, I said the other guy is right and voted 4u too. The floating voting prompt screen on the table about the name changed to something about "6u" so we agreed, 6u 6u 6u

Go to a small assembly before a stage with a guy on it talking about Angusnicneven. I had a computer beside me which I checked for a couple of pages about him but they were blank, then the guy smugly says "he notices Angus's monstrousness."

Went over to an icy ocean. I thought I would pray to God for Yukari to come marry me, as I levitated over onto a tiny cylinder iceberg and started to do so, but it overturned in a few seconds. I levitated back to land and thought about how people had crossed over the oceans just by levitating, and sea creatures would leave you alone while you were meditating. There's a school teacher who comes, pissed off at me for some reason, mentioning the dragon island. I levitate on top of a building and he tries to jump but couldn't quite make it. On the other side of the building, he vaults over the entire building after me somehow, looking like gigachad, as he threatens to kill me if I don't post my dreams

I see two Touhous associated with my enemy, and two who represent my team, Yukari and Hecatia. There was also another two representing me, Marisa and Merlin.

With a guy, he told me not to bother lancing their threads, since it just ups my curse apparently.

In a building, a couple of people go over to a teacher with manuscripts, he reads them then angrily sends them away, telling them to write something dark and like reality. I laughed, "As if they can write any reality darker than my dreams. " and he says "Yeah, I was kinda messed up after reading them."

In a pool, all the girls are shying away from me. Afterwards I'm sitting in a line with other guys, I call it heart breaking that I'm suffering from this. One guy says something like harden up, as he throws a Projected Heal at me, but I only was missing ~5% health, and say that ordinary Heals don't work, it's something like Heal (blue) that fixes it.

I'm talking with a couple guys, asking what the hell's going to happen now I've charged /jp/ with my dreams. One of them says "Anything is possible, except good fortune." I see something about Lovecraft, in a room like mine, saying "He was many men in his dreams, but in the end there wasn't any good fortune."

Next to a bath, I see Doremy and thought about asking about how I've charged /jp/ with over a thousand dreams, and there's fucking mind break shit going on.

I'm watching Zim who's nearby, and can't help but laugh, saying "he's just an inherently entertaining character" then say "Gaz is also good" as I see her a little ways off, on a staircase, punching someone above her really hard. I thought she was wearing a parrot suit, but looked closer and saw she was actually in a hippopotamus suit.

I went into a house. I was asked to perform divination. I laid a couple of marbles on the floor, then laid down on it while thinking(purposely) "the death!" as I flick another marble into those two. Into my head pops "water", then I see another marble roll under a couch, "leakage", then there's a bunch of marbles scattering around the room so I stop and try to gather them as a girl near the door says "he's not a diviner" I go over to her wondering if she'll perform divination, she's kneeling on the floor and has strange white scars above and below her knees. After a second, I notice the scars writhing. Shocked, I say "it's maggots!" She looks sad as she recalls being on a car trip to here, along the way she had set up a bunch of anti-maggot candles on her legs but her asshole dad took them away from her. Me and others set up the candles on her legs and lit them as the maggots spilled around the room along with water and we tried to clean them up, as I wondered if I could help her with this she might perform divination about Yukari for me.

In a cave, I'm grinding weak enemies and picking up little coloured droplets that boosted my stats slightly. The rest of my party is earlier up the cave, and up ahead is a black dragon boss that was too strong at the moment. The spawning mobs become harder, I struggle to take down an wc3 Grunt, winning because of my high lifesteal, thinking that might be needed to tank the dragon. Another couple of Grunts spawn as I run away, Thunder Lizards spawned that were attacking them but either the Grunts killed me or the chain lightning did.

I'm going up a flight of stairs, I have a mental image of me guarding Yukari's ass with a sword. Atop the stairs, in the neighbouring room is a school hall with many seats. Altaar is trying to go down the stairs and escape through a door at the front, but me and another guy are blocking off his exits, laughing when he gives up. The speaker at the front gives me an award for this, and I act like Bart saying "radical" as I'm going up the stairs with Yukari, then say some other catchphrase of his which made myself laugh, I look at Yukari and she giggles about it too. Altaar grabs Yukari and says "she isn't worth mu!" as he chucks her down the neighbouring room's flight of stairs. She bounces down them on her ass as I run to the bottom and catch her in a princess hold, noting the double negative "Yeah, she *isn't* worth mu!"

I'm riding a skateboard but don't know how to really skate. I see Altaar's royal guard is with some others, and he talks some shit about me performing a trick. I don't think I can but try anyway, grabbing Yukari up in a princess hold, which makes her act flustered, and skating down a slope, then up towards a massive tree stump which I jump up and grind around the edge of, with a flower appearing for me. I thought that was actually pretty good, as I look up the slope but they weren't watching, hear them coming back into view talking shit about me having Yukari for a wife, I go up to royal guard and he has a flower on his head which I tear up, then kick him in the balls.

In a kitchen, someone tells me that I'm Merlin. I go outside, looking down at my clothes but they were just my ordinary clothes. I'm "lucid", I try flying up into the sky but it's hard and I'm being chased by assholes. I figure out that I can breathe in while flying up then breathe out and fly down towards where I want to go. I get far away from the assholes, but in the end they just appear nearby anyway. They had guns and were pointing them at a neighbouring property who faced back their their own guns, asking if they want to fight. One of them bullshits "What? We're just here to sightsee."

I think about Altaar acting like he's Yukari's husband, and think of calling him False Yukari's Husband, then remembered that Amygdala is called False God, and thought it's too cool a title for him, he's more like a Faggot.

In a lounge room, on TV is 300 stuff going on, with Blow Me Away playing, and the Spartans were setting up a tower that had a wooden lion on top of it, all talking about estrogen being a miracle drug. I guessed it was false information for enemies, with testosterone being the actual miracle drug. Altaar comes through the room, pretending not to be interested, but I see him linger at the doorway. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow, he tries to shoot the TV but I block it, then he tries to ricochet a shot into it but I block that, then I'm just taunting him but the TV errors for some reason.

I had prayed to God for Yukari to come marry me. Dreamt about God. He asked "Why?"

In backroom with Yukari, large window behind us, sitting on big comfy footrest back to back. She says she's worried the cops outside might see me, so I put myself on the ground against the footrest. Guy comes into the room spilling black stuff into vase filled with water & flowers. I go over ask if he's trying to help me out, as I drop grape inside a flower. He gets annoyed and leaves. Back against footrest, thinking how it's all going wrong, said "It's just too bad, too bad too bad!" as I throw a grape up at the wall.

In backyard. See over the treeline sun beginning to rise. Altaar's dad nearby, says he doesn't like teenagers, they're too indecisive. I'm barbecuing chicken wings, Altaar looks like he wants to flip them. I block him and flip them, laugh "haha, who's indecisive now?" Pick up a wineglass, take tiny sip, suck it in with a lot of air, thought it tastes way better like this, and about doing it with delicious boost juice. Altaar seems annoyed over the sounds I'm making.

Watching Roger the alien with a moustache on TV screen, recalled that shit dream about him and his dad. I see actual Roger walk by, so I say "Curse! Curse!" as he goes inside a closet. With a guy, the whole building jumped for a second. Really fat old lady nearby lands unconscious. Check her pulse, just barely there, guy says "it's the first time her pulse has been relevant." I check closet, when I open door Roger flops out dead. An old blind person on their deathbed, asking for certain couple relatives, guy I'm with holds her hand, I use Roger's big cold hands to mimic unconscious fat lady's.

Near cliff, somebody wearing Sage's Blindfold, Black Hand Armour, imitating what I use when I glitch Millwood Repeater, rolls out, kills me with glitch, as I chuck myself from cliff to avoid dung, they throw stalk dung off cliff, still builds Toxic. Respawn, thinking of killing him with glitch. Come to throne overlooking a harbor, Alice sitting on it, who was them. They get up, I run off, equipping Obscuring Ring, Slumbering Dragoncrest Ring, didn't need later because I had no Tear. Out on harbor, see saucer UFO wobbling around, bombing some ships. Go off towards Alice again, thought a brick would be a cool strength weapon. Come across one with jagged end on top of debris. Pick it up, it's cursed, can't let go of it. Alice & another guy, not recognising me, come by. Unsuccessfully tried to get them to accept cursed brick. Looking at sexy picture of Mima, presenting herself for missionary, thought it's really good but didn't want to share because artist also made Yukari pictures. Looking at picture of Yukari, teaching in front of black board full of equations. Think "maths is so sexy!", but intimidated, passerby says "maths isn't hard."

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Two room building. FBI guy entered room 1, seemed bit retarded. Comes into room 2, with me and others. He scatters money, but the bills had something like "Download something something" text on them, obviously fake. I go into room 1, my aunt looks at my drawings, scoffs "you said you draw cool monsters" though sketchbook was filled with cool pictures of three headed snakes, bodies twisted up like Hellbell. Go back into room 1, look at comics, look at Simpsons comic since Yukari loves The Simpsons. Homer meeting with Dr. Nick, said he had a brain tumor. After reading, head throbbed like crazy, said something to someone, they said I needed testosterone to maybe cure

Became "lucid", in quotations because it's all the same shit in my dreams. Flew around, poorly, until remember breathing thing. Airship flying near me, fly close to it I'm on an airship, my ship rapid firing flame arrows at the other when close. Take out that ship, come across another ship I wasn't going to fuck with. Forget the ship shit, fly around some more, thought I don't have anywhere to go, so start flying up into space. As stars become visible, look ahead, a giant cloud forms into Hecatia's upper half. She performs attack, made dozens of lightning strikes incinerate target in front of her

In little outdoor room, little girl comes up, bites my leg, acts smug, leaves. With an smart friend from school. He's sad he's forgetten his schooling, says he's on par with 4th grader. I say he's smart, has good memory, while I'm on par with kindergardener. I sketched on whiteboard strange 4th dimensional prism, he had sketched 5 different shapes of this kind.

I was told Makima is coming with me, or that Makima had joined my party

In class, someone drew me as a Touhou, Merry's hat, pink-purple dress with stars & moons, white scraggly hair. Thought hair should be silver, not so messy. (Like this, I call her Marianna. https://files.catbox.moe/t0mxgu.png ) Guy who says I'm his ursuer nearby, says I can't hide my lankiness. He's sitting at my right, pretty red head at his right. She puts arm around him, I say "I'm jealous", she gives me a brief hug, thought my hair might smell, hadn't washed in couple days. Thought about how she represented Yukari in one dream. Later hear her talking, non-cutesy voice, saying what she really thinks of the guys. Ask what she thinks of me, ask again since I didn't hear her, says I'd look better with short hair. I say my hair's nearly long as hers, she scoffs, I say at the front, she wonders, we're gonna measure to compare. Holding tape measure to my head, asking girl in front of me how long, she's reading off the time of a stopwatch, extremely excited, almost like a song's build up, oblivious to us, as we laugh at her, then she stops and starts leaving, I da-da-da dramatically, saying she needs to sing the chorus. Had a bunch of fabrics stuck together. Peeled off the blue tablecloth that had a tiny indifferent sun face in the middle, probably since I made https://files.catbox.moe/4ohar3.jpg then pulled off a T-shirt that had meadow printed on it, grizzled-looking Teletubbies walking on the right side, with a flower on the left side and a caption saying "Be bad." above. I said to someone nearby, "Cool, right? I mean, it's crazy." Teachers say we have to group in pairs. Pretty girls around me pair off, but I manage to pair with a different girl who also represents Yukari. We sit, teachers say they're very disappointed in all of us, and that's all they have to say, now we can go back to acting like idiots

Girl shows me artwork she had made, similar to Gustav's The Kiss, Zeus kissing a girl. Asked if she made for me, showed her a small sculpture of same image made as votive for Zeus, carved inside the rock like it's a tiny cave. She looks inside. Says afterwards she came up with it herself

There's gonna be a boss battle against black dragon. Various dragons I could play as. Pick last dragon in list, two-headed poison dragon. Thought the poison wouldn't be very effective though, black dragon hides in gaps

In a lounge, I was sitting with a girl. Yukari seems to be jealous, comes over talking hysterically. I say something mean, don't remember what, except it was sexual, but she talks over me. Say it again but she talks over me. Then I shouted it over the top of her

In a house. Something was going on, victory had been certain for me, but by posting my dreams I'd turned it into a contest. One that I seemed to have lost, and unspeakable things were going on. As I left the building, Yukari followed after me. Kent Brockman appeared in the room we left, talking to the viewpoint, "And so, what seemed to be bad ending, turned into a good ending."

Talking with a couple guys outside a 7/11, they say something about God, I say "Yeah, I've finally come to fear God" as I look towards the north, where lightning strikes.

Unlocked a couple of pets, perhaps Azure Dragon and Vermillion Bird. I could only have 4 at a time. I looked through a list of selectable pets. Several pets down the list, saw a Gravios, then an Akantor, when I looked at it I saw a picture of it rearing up at a certain crossroad, then an Ukanlos, which got me excited, thinking "how do I choose between these two?" I decided I'd take both, and the Gravios, and switch them out for different situations.

I was hanging out with four friends, I mention not having any other friends and they say it's probably because I'm a terrible person. One of them's fighting a Tigrex on his PSVita, I'm tempted to say "Hey, that's my wife." (Yukari is a Tigrex)

Sitting in a lounge with a roast chicken, eating a drumstick. A womaniser guy I know comes and sits next to me, taking the other drumstick. I say "Hey! My drumstick!" he laughs, giving it back and taking a wing instead. He grabs some of my hair, long and wavy, implying that girls will love it. I go into the kitchen, there were sheets of orange paper that had been gifted by someone ecclesiastical, but they were left on the floor near where I sat, having gone dusty and lost some colour. Saw that person come in and wondered if he might be mad. I was trying to make an origami crane out of the paper, but I cut it wrong and decided to try using some fresh white paper. If I made a crane it'd turn into an homing explosive. Faggot is sitting with me here, as a waitress comes in putting down plates of roast for us, which wasn't what we ordered but she was telling us to hurry up, eat and leave. Faggot leaves in a hurry, but I stay enjoying the roast and mash potatoes, as this girl sits opposite me staring at me. I just look right into her face while eating away, a smile grows on her, then it gets really wide, then she says I look ridiculous, imitating chewing with her mouth open and saying "nom nom nom" so I say "nom nom nom" as I eat, which make her laugh again.

I saw an amazingly beautiful castle. I thought it was Anor Londo's rotating stairwell, but it was actually the cathedral. I come to the gateway to the cathedral, where a guy and a girl, likely Faggot and Yukari, meet me. Yukari is talking incessantly to me, which annoys Faggot enough for him to say "shut the fuck up!"

I saw someone post on /x/, Anonymous, but imitating what I'd say. Then saw a thread posted with Yukari as OP. Then saw a thread OP with a blonde and a horse, not caring because "it's just a blonde."

I saw a picture of blue Reimu, the clothes and hair were coloured in pencil but the skin was done digitally, thought it was a hint for me. https://files.catbox.moe/p7gfxh.jpg

There was two towers and a tightrope between them. Kneesocks was the opposite side from me, the rope was cut down. Then the rope was back and I ran across. In the other two, I hear someone telling himself "It isn't real" about some shitty doujin he saw. I thought, yeah, but the Astral is real, and what goes on inside your mind generates illusions there. I thought about Satori, that her ability is to read the subconscious, that she's is a great posterchild for this phenomenon.

I saw Youmu with an orange sword, like my Yukari picture, charging through a white space past many squares, coming to one in particular and slashing it apart.

I hear ryukishi07 say something like "It's only love if you can love her now" Seemed he was saying I've got to make pictures of Yukari and fight, now or never.

I was on an island in a house. There were many ships, cops, coming towards me. Upon one ship was Dio, who had made an image of Youmu with an orange sword.

In my bedroom, my sister and someone else were drawing. I was looking through a drawer, I pulled out three lapis lazuli bracelets, old and worn so they needed to be knotted up to fit, and put them on my left arm. I pulled out a clipboard that had a less tight clasp than the one I was using before, thought it might help my drawing. In the other room, Dio is acting like he's coming to aid me, saying "I can't help but think that you're such a...dweeb. But fuck it, we've got to gather!" I thought about a fighting game that had the orange sword as a thing all the characters used, imagining that when Sakuya got it she'd transform it into a couple dozen knives floating behind her.

Saw a chatango, most of the posters were black but one had an orange name, thought he was probably Dio, as I posted something with an orange name.

Saw an image of Okina with a big :D smile that echoed like it was representing my posts throughout this thread, and I thought "I'm supposed to be fucking happy?"

My brother acted smug because he's the one who showed me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo and maybe some other things I've posted, I thought "Yeah, and who showed you those things?"

I saw spartans fighting invaders, someone tried to run past a spartan and got a chunk slashed out of his foot, falling over.

I was walking towards my house thinking "I'll curse "May the bitch who has The Key die." and see whether it's me or the faggot who dies from it."

More 300, fighting as a spartan, shield bash someone and there's a holy flash of white over the shield when I do so. Someone with a huge warhammer struck me, I blocked it once, but didn't try to block it again thinking my shield would break.

Go into my unit and sit at my sister's right. She had read my dreams and asks what happens next after the last one she read, I thought about how shit my dreams have become and slump in my chair saying "oh, I want to kill myself" then say "not literally."

Someone posted ITT saying "at least you posted a noose" in response to the Makima image.

5 or more Umineko characters walked out of my unit past me, all of them were Yukari, acting mean to me.

In a classroom that was my unit, sitting a few rows behind Yukari with a bottle of Johnny Walker Red Label, though there was some gunk floating in it. A girl asks me what that's for and I say something about there being a party tonight, and ask Yukari something. She says something cool as she gets out of her seat and walks off, and I snap my fingers a few times afterwards to punctuate it, which makes the girl laugh and imitate my snapping. Then one of those 4 friends from before discovers our fridge is pretty bare and hurries out to buy food.

Walk into my unit through the backdoor, Yukari asks me to perform divination, something mentioned about the prince of the kingdom performing divination. I go over to my bathroom sink which is full of water, and sing "此処が底か? 陰りに身を焼かれ 嗚呼 ただ 忘れていたい" from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkz1YJ3MOU

I went into a church with Flan. She looked back out the door at some guy mouthing words at her, then looked back at me seeming worried, apparently the crosses or the hallowed ground were going to burn her, and we were going to be in here for either a very long time, or forever.

Went around a room killing monsters, the last two I killed just before the time was up. Those two dropped special tickets, one of them was for Okina's clothes. I looked through a menu that had my equippable outfits for different settings, and equipped Okina clothes as my JRPG outfit.

At a gas station/general store, I checked the fridges for Boost Juice but none were left. A girl smugly told me "I'm the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad." I said back "*I* am the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad, bitch." The nearby clerk looked offended and asked what I just said. I looked something up on my phone and read it out "Hasta la vista, baby."

At some desks outside an outdoors Boost Juice. Patchouli at the opposite end, maybe 4 others near me. I mention being Bernkastel's favourite person, wondering if Patchouli would be interested, and she indeed came around the desks and said something to me I don't remember. We're talking about the location of a particular Boost Juice, one guy mentioning it's on an island. Patchouli says "an island!?" I correct him "an islet" thinking showing off that titbit of knowledge might impress Patchy, who maybe was. We all made fun of that guy, leaning over and writing "islet" on his exercise book, though I wrote it strangely the first time so I redid it.

In a very long roped line up, like a cinema, outside a Boost Juice. There was a guy, maybe with a greathammer, who entered the line and seemed like he tried to attack someone, then left. A girl asked what that was about and I said "I guess he's just trying to be bad" which made her laugh at the usage of the word "bad" like MJ's. That guy comes again and this time he hits me and launches me up through a skylight. Then me and a bunch of others guys were maybe infected or cursed somehow, I was with a professor who had a bunch of candies that he said would fix it. I picked an orange one, saying "orange is my favourite colour, other than purple." He calls one colour the "booger-blood" colour, I ask which and he said yellow. Then I went with the other guys from before and we somehow ended up in a very tiny room, they each let me touch them with the candy to "cure" them. We seemed trapped in this room, so small I thought we'd suffocate, but one guy with us I remember was able to transform into a Bloodborne beast, he laid his hand upon the reinforced glass window at the top of the door and half-transformed it, breaking it effortlessly, which was kinda awesome. We were walking back to wherever we came from, the professor was in a neighboring room writing and talking on the phone, saying something about going through a lot of effort to get some quiet, which made me laugh, all this shit was just his ploy

Playing LoL, had pushed far over to other side when we won. I had 10 kills, 8 deaths. Thought about playing Fiddlesticks next match, apparently there was to be 10 games.

I flew over a map, near Iceland and Greenland, beneath me the ice would melt. I went around melting the frozen lakes for a while, then went near a great church that had a giant humanoid lion statue outside it that came to life and attacked me. Clawing me once, I nearly died, clawing me twice, I did.

I was with a girl in a building, there was blob things on the ground that I threw corrosive blobs onto, I had a couple large ones that instantly disintegrated them, and a bunch of small ones that didn't do as much. A zombie appeared behind them, so I ran off, hoping it would be distracted with the girl. I ran through maze like hallways, with many doors I tried to shut behind me to slow it down. I accidentally went into a bathroom, when I turned around it was there, saying "I lost my mind, I lost my mind..."

With Yukari in a paddock near some waterholes. She says all I have to do is finish a couple pages of homework and hand it in.

In my room, my mother's boyfriend comes in and smells a bag of weed over the side of my bed. He comes over to where I was standing on top of a wooden trunk, and tries to force a little silver cross necklace over the top of my head but I fight him off. Then we hear my mother in the kitchen, going over we see her ripping a really cool bong that lit up with colours and made electronic wubwubs when it bubbled, after she smokes it I look inside and see a lot of residual smoke, and something burning within.

With Yukari in a truck, she said all I have to do is finish colouring in 132. I see a picture of her squatting with her dress hiked over her ass labeled 132, the only thing not coloured was her panties. I thought "Pink? Black is sexy. Red is also good." (I choose purple.)

Go down an elevator to a parking lot under mall to fight someone. I thought since my soul level's low(thinking of my current Ds3 Flan, since FlandreScarletIV recently got her savefile corrupted I made a new Flan, Nameless Flandre, and haven't played her much, only soul level ~200) I'd equip Dragon Arms to give myself an advantage. We considered dueling with Twin Princes' Greatword, but decided on Stormruler. I kept charging it up but the sword never turned white, but when I tried the weapon art it still did the airslice, he dodged it. Since I was extremely laggy, we gave up on the duel. We sat a bus stop, hearing something about McDonalds collecting information, and something about homeless people having a harder time getting welfare money than NEETs. We went with a couple of others down a road, one of us could "equip" a truck, which he would switch into in a couple of seconds, or vice versa, so I called him a transformer and imitated the sound effect when he switched. We walked between two fences on a grass path, one of us, my protege, climbed over the right-hand fence, and we acted like he was done for, saying Big Bang -something-, and calling him Dharma Doug. When he came back over we ran away, treating him as a zombie. The ground got muddy so I tried to stick close to the left fence, pulling myself along with it to try and escape him, but tripped, then he acted like he tagged me, then we both moved on.

Drawing the picture of me vomiting leeches. My eyes looked normal so I erased and redrew them bugged out, but accidently drew the right eye extremely massive, so erased and redrew it a bit smaller

Playing Warcraft 3. It was important to win because "Whoever controls this map controls manifestation" or something like that. In the middle of the map before an Altar of Kings, I summoned a hero and some skeletons to go take the enemy's base on the right side, but a "DLC" custom Raider with siege damage appeared next to my base on the left side, so I lost. (Read: I let my last dream thread die because an angry basedjak glowie shit the thread up.)

Over a railway, saw a menu where I could pick teams. There was a Fire team on the left, but it was blanked out. "They're forcing you to choose Lightning team", on the right. Which had a couple of monsters I could pick between, I only remember Rathalos. There was another team in-between, don't remember it. I guess Fire team would be me slowly posting dreams, while Lightning team is, well, like how I'm gonna post this shit.

I found something related to Shaka Ponk in one of my dad's sheds. I thought my mom divorced him because he's "Just a Nerd", that it'd be funny and cruel to show up while he's slaving away in his shed and sing "Oooooo-ooo~ I'm dying~ On my own~" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS48QDmVlo8

A Boost Juice employee made some nice images about Yukari's nipples for me. Also gave me "Fat free" gum.

I was praying to Zeus for protection after I die.

I was making a logo for "Deep Sea Team" dark blue ring with various deep sea critters' body parts around the rim.

I was making a logo for "Border Team" Yukari in a bunny outfit in a ring, seemingly showing off her ass but when I checked the full version of the image it was actually the back of her knee.

Saw Altaar posting on Yukari's twitter account. Giving advice on how to draw a face, saying not to draw "dragon eyes" while continously adding more outline to the eyes, but to make it so the eyes stay consistent if the character turns their head. I was tempted to post "Haha, you like Pinky Pie." but instead sarcastically posted "Based Thanos."

There was a picture of Yukari with a jellyfish-like head, it was said "She responds to the words of Homer."

I was walking down the street towards my unit, using a big tree branch as a walking stick, representing the qlipthoth tree of the demiurge dreams thread I suppose, while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGlfMoZYto

I was being chased by a crazy lady teacher down a crowded school hall, all the way until I passed by Chiri Kitsu, the teacher was wary of superior crazy and backed off.

Someone asked Yukari who she loves, she said "Itoshiki" which made me happy.

There was a thicc angel and a muscular demon, she said "Angel." he said "Demon." and they held hands. Then she resisted as he forced her arm down onto a "booger board", offscreen hearing her scream and blood spill. Then there's a world map. There's red dots all over China. A professor says it's because the women there have little rights compared to the men. Someone asked him why there's a few dots around Australia, he says "I guess there's some Chinese couples around there."

At Irithyll. Invaded another world. There were like 6 different Aldrich Faithful(Maids aka Mods), a couple of invaders(crossies) and no hosts or white phantoms.

Saw Altaar's dad sitting in a lounge. The front door to the house was open and a bunch of moths were flying in. He said he doesn't mind, he thinks it's cool. I was going towards the back door while watching 300 Blow Me Away, the spartans blocking explosions with their shield, thinking "It's cheesy but it's epic."

I ran up a ladder while a bunch of guys chased me. One of them tries to climb after me but I go up so high he'll die from the fall. He goes back to the rest, annoyed. Altaar, looking like Enigmatic Gale, comes up after me, so I climb all the way up. I grab him as he comes up, using him as a body shield as a large goblin with an axe came over attacking. I knew Altaar would have a smoke bomb in his left hand, so I grabbed and tossed it away, stunning only a nearby support girl. The goblin started aiming at me, calling me a moth, I said "Hey, he's the moth, I'm just a fly." A lady nearby, meditating in lotus, told off the goblin, who went over acting subservient, kissing her knee.

I see a TV screen. Yukari appears on it, saying she's stuck with him until I can convince her I've won. I go into my room, there's Xbox games scattered around.

I saw a picture of Futo summoning an orange dragon along with other spirits, she was me.

I was Uther Lightbringer. I was defending from waves of creeps, reading from a tome to periodically purge them with holy light. I switched to smashing them with the hammer, but it was a little bit slower. I was told that my luck is fucked unless I start drawing Yukari's ass.

Altaar linked some guy on danbooru saying "Haha, you're not the only one who ended up drawing Yukari's ass for a living."

Barely killed a dark elf archer and leveled up. I went through Uther's spell menu, a couple pages of spells, though Holy Purge and a new spell Holy Lightning were the only real attack spells. I tried out Holy Lightning, it generated a cloud and lightning strike.

The Monty Python Holy Grail knights showed up at my house. I had a silver sword, but they completely ignored me in favor of Altaar, who had a hollow green sword guard+blade. I thought his sword piece is completely useless unless I put my silver sword inside it.

White and black cats and dogs ran inside my house when the door was left open. Someone was calling me Simon.

In my unit, there's a fissure leading to Hell opening up, so I was desperately making a gigantic keystone to plug it with, but heard Seiga down in Hell saying "Hey, It isn't bad here."

I was a kid who failed his biology test yesterday. I went around my unit, pushing out a reel window, passing through some spiderwebs, apologising to the spiders, then after I went through it was the day before. I said "Hail the super divine protection!" I was told to "Hold it in" in regards to good feelings.

Saw a PS2 and thought "PS2 games were awesome." I go into another room and nearly slip on a red rug, surprising me. I see Kogasa nearby, then figure it was actually her umbrella's tongue, she seemed happy.

Saw a Simpsons thread posted on /jp/, I thought "Are they trying to impress Yukari?" I go inside and see a dark image of her surrounded by men in black.

I see Altaar playing a game. He was on spaceship that was heavily under attack, so he was evacuating to an escape pod.

I heard "Whose tragic life's defined by love." like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghhGfbjVKIQ and also that apparently I'm going to die by posting this thread.

I had drawn a picture of a blue whale. It was named "Altaar", I thought "Oh, another name for him, like Gwaelden." Like from the demiurge dreams thread >>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/39518134

Yukari was making me an account on exhentai. My username was Eilienen (Flan) (Poet), she backspaced it and typed "Benjamin" I asked why and she said "It's scary."

On a street walking the footpath, I tripped over pretty bad. There was a couple girls walking ahead so I moved off onto the grass while I recovered. I saw on the other side of the street a really nice ass through a skirt. Looking again, it was a little girl walking towards a house with a boy.

I heard "Loli ass Fina"

I saw an image of me with Kagari, representing The Key. But she had been taken away.

In a room, a guy comes in and checks out that I've got two big bags of weed and a bag of tabacco. He starts trying to roll up a cigarette but has a hard time. I'm doing it too, also struggling. I wondered how dextrous Yukari is with her hands, noticing her in the room, with another guy, driving a house key into the top of his head while gnawing on his cheek. I asked what she's doing, she said she's stuck to him, I ask for something nice, she leans over and gives me a peck on the lips.

On a dark night, I go out to a bridge and looking at myself through a phone camera, seeing Flandre floating beside me.

Entered Angus's discord under a different name. Angus said nothing while people posted normally. A girl posts a meme of Yukari in a boxing ring standing over someone, with the caption "You're a triple knockout and I'm laid out in the final round" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJuzm0L3EvE I post "kek" and get immediately banned. I wondered if Angus tests everyone who joins for me being me, as I get invited by him into a DM. I join, and he starts inviting a shit ton of other people who flood in as Simpsons characters. I'm in an oval office that has a big hole knocked out of its wall. I say "Hi everybodies!" girl who posted the meme says "Hi Dr. Nick!" All the Simpsons characters but her flood out the hole, Burns standing by it. Homer is unconscious in the middle of the room, with Marge kneeling over him looking around distressed, a nice big ass showing through her dress. I wonder to the girl about what the various Simpsons children would be like at ~26 years old, she says "Who cares?" I say "Oh yeah...I dont. I only like The Simpsons because Yukari likes it."

There was one good cop fighting against a bunch of bad guys, and he was losing. A girl said "How can this happen? It isn't fair!"

In a kitchen. Pram the Oracle enters, standing at the other end of a bench from me, not looking happy, while I glared into her face for a good minute, seeming also to be sexually harassing her by doing it.

6th stage, Touhou game. There's stars with laser trails shooting down, very hard. I'm bombing, destroying the stars and just barely making it over to pick up the spellcards they drop, sucking them back up off the screen. I barely make it through the barrage, with 2.5 lives and 0 bombs.

I go past a gate, crawling through an opening at the bottom. A burst of darkness occurs, like what you see when you shoot a Harald in the head, as I get grabbed by an ankle, dragged up over the gate and slammed back down on the other side. I hear the being say "Don't come back through here unless you're in Soul Form." seeing it along with several others in a neighbouring pathway, the only thing visible is wisps of darkness and white eyes, like invisible Irithyll slaves. I fly away, as a dark magician like Archimonde unleashes a swarm of Affinity(dark homing bullets) after me. I take a lot of damage, but survive. I fly up into the sky again, and get shot down by a skeleton archer, barely steering myself towards a ledge so I don't die from fall damage. I manage to Homeward Bone away.

I come across a couple of Mimics. I get out a Lloyd's Talisman to sleep them and steal their treasure, but somehow fall asleep myself, as they start coming over. Struggling to get awake, one of them was nearly going to eat me, but luckily the other ran over and kicked me.

On a balcony, I consumed an Eternal Fortune, which considerably boosted Curse resistance. There was an invader on my balcony, I went over to attack him with Drang Twinhammers, landing several hits before he chucked himself off the balcony and ran away.

Walking along a street, with Altaar, singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PllrpKGJbOY Towards the end I separate, walk into the middle of the road, sing the last of the song and collapse.

In Yukari's thread, an image was posted of her getting fucked by a Red and Blue oni. I thought of reporting to get it deleted, though I figured some other faggot would reply to it so that people with 4chanX can still see.

A Yukari thread getting spammed with garbage. "It's over."

With Clownpiece(Altaar), he was posting garbage about Yukari, then put on a blue "Good" hat, then posted shit along the lines of a good Yukarifag.

Altaar was in my bed. Saw Smash Bros. gameplay, Mario was shooting fireballs at someone for a bit, before hititng them with a flaming spin attack

Saw the first posts in my dream thread, the pictures were of an orange frilled neck lizard, Yukari.

Watching South Park. Makima was being depicted as as much of a NTR whore as possible, while Sharon was touted as being a great wife.

DIFFERENT SENSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2aFmvc46g was playing. Someone was masturbating on exhentai, I saw this person naked in a bathtub on the lap of a naked fat guy hugging him, either the self-insert or the doujin's author. I heard a question "Is this what you want?"

There was an Izanami discord that was shit. It was going to remain that way until the time of the blue skies.

met Bernkastel, she told me she wonders what is the meaning of the blue sky.

I looked at a list of Touhous who had decorations in their eyes, Flan had a black flame under her pupil that always made her eyes seem lightless, because she's seen too much.

In a room with Sakuya. I wanted to take a shower with her. Went into the bathroom, used the toilet but it overflowed and pieces of shit were scattered around. I got her to come in, she cleaned the shit then left.

Hanging with a old woman, I acknowledged her but ignored my girlfriend who was I calling a whore for some reason. I left the two of them and "drove" down roads just using a bicycle wheel I held in my hand, someone saying that "schizos can command the qlipthoth to do impossible things" "Parked" outside a primary school, where a teacher was asking me questions, suspicious, I was denying I liked kids and rolling my eyes at him, but he wasn't convinced. I was thinking "What do I do now? Guess I'll stay at Bernkastel's house."

Saw Shou with tigers at her sides, they had multiple eyes like huntsman spiders, which I thought was cool and scary. Apparently she was me. In my room, saw a huntsman spider on the wall. I thought about Yukari "Maybe she'll still forgive me and come...Oh, of course she won't."

At a table, bunch of guys mention "Someone who can see illusions." I say "That's me" but they ignored me and left. I say "Assholes, they don't care." this blonde girl I took creeper pictures of the sexy legs of back in high school next to me says "Do you care about anyone else?" I say "No." She says "How can you expect them to?" I say "I don't know, I'm just stupid and desperate."

Someone guy posted an anime guy saying "Hey, he's posted him before" another posted Gilgamesh in reply to him say "Hey, he's posted Gilgamesh before too" I thought "I am Gilgamesh." Then there was gay spam. In my room, there was an annoying kid(read:Altaar brony) and an adult playing along with him, I told them to get the fuck out. The adult was like ok ok don't be an asshole, but the faggot resisted, and he said "Hey, he *is* fucking annoying." and the faggot crawls over my bed and says "And you may now kiss the bride....see? Nobody cares."

I heard Stervhïa Acto I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfeaDhksSk0 There was quiet whispering, I made out "Boyfriend...The Key stolen...chance of retrieval..."

I was being chased down a dirt road by several DeS Mindflayers, until I finally called down a storm of lightning bolts, incinerating them, leaving one which ran off saying "Oh well, there's a party tonight that I'm off to."

A girl told someone they've passed the preliminary round, and now they can go enjoy some laser tag. She then laughed because they're going to end up on a celebrity reality show where their character gets ruined.

I was told Yukari likes my dream thread and she likes me.

With my brothers, one of my brother's wifi wasn't working, the other wanted to use my laptop but I withheld it, saying he might fuck with my shit, there was a folder on my desktop called "Saturn worship", he said "I won't fuck with your shit, you're already going to Hell when you die, right?" I said "...Yep." and the three of us laughed. I thought that the real Hell I'm going to suffer are my corrupted dreams, which are only going to get worse. He also laughed, saying that I was saying Hecatia is what possessed me to post all my dreams, and that doesn't make any sense.

I was reminded to pray to Zeus.

I was cumming inside Reimu, extremely hard and long, such that I was basically draining my life inside her.

Went into a house with Altaar and others, they said there's going to be a lot of gay jokes. I leave the building, and see all of them lined up as portraits with an annoying song playing, a portrait of Yukari next to Altaar to annoy me. I sliced the portraits in half, then flew up into the sky.

I returned a book to a library, outside my mother was mentioning Lord of the Rings, though the One Ring to rule them all was actually a One Ring to kill them all. I heard Makima say that it's One Ring to kill all the lies.

Wc3 map. I used a large aoe Dispel Magic on a battlefield of Skeleton Warriors and Peasants fighting, which killed them. I saw myself on the map, up in the top left corner, Death Knight Arthas on his mount, summoning more skeletons.

Tripfaggot Vert posting "so much to argue about, so much to cry about"

I had been AFK around Pontiff, a lizardman had been chucking javelins into me until I was near death and nearly pushed off a ledge, I come back and run but maybe die.

I was inside a room, outside a door was Pontiff, and there was a cliff I wanted to chuck myself off to get to the bottom, so I was asking Yukari for a parachute. I tried opening the door a crack, but wind was blowing keeping it shut, while I heard a hissing sound of gas leaking into the room, transforming a bunch of people sitting nearby into zombies. I backed away from them with Yukari, noticing she seemed at least partially zombiefied. One zombie said "Don't worry, everything's going to turn out OK." as he bit into my right arm.

In the Water Reserve tower. I saw Luigi.

Saw a /jp/ bulletin board, basically a thread or two you could see the latest post of at the top of the board, where the blotter is.

Looking at a WoW trailer for a new hero class. Like I'm saying "why bother with the other classes", I say "Yeah, I play as the fucking Space Marine" as I see a dude in giant power armour shoot a handcannon, although a Warlock appeared and threw a fel bolt while summoning a demon as if to say he's just as cool. I dodged their shots like they were directed at me. Then I'm looking at my party. Space Marine's on the far right, Warlock is standing at his right, I'm standing at Warlock's right, a female undead night elf with dreadlord wings, facing away and looking over my shoulder so you can see my glorious ass with that skimpy night elf thong, my name was "Never Ever", then a fourth person at my right, unremembered. Probably the "Top 3 /jp/ posters"

I drove outside a shopping centre, while looking for a park I drove over the barriers dividing the parking lanes several times like I gave no shits, then find a place. A girl and her boyfriend come into my car, I was in the backseat and they sat next to me. The girl had grief, saying I hit her, and that I was acting unAustralian. I laughed, affected a thick Aussie accent as I said "Very unAustralian." She said she was going to sue me, although it was to give me millions of dollars, and she showed me an image I created of illusions. I looked, and saw Irithyll, outside Darkmoon Tomb, where the two Silver Knights normally are, but instead there were several girls dancing like in Kuchizuke, Twilight Princess Zelda dancing on the left. Then I was at Pontiff. Someone challenged me to a duel so I stepped off into the arena, some asshole plunge attacked me from behind so someone plunge attacked him and killed him. We were going to have a funsies duel, I stood at the end of the arena and cast Warmth, while my opponent came near and cast Chaos Firestorm. I thought about casting Chaos Firestorm myself, but instead cast Illusion, which generated a fake player near him who shot him with a fake Soul Arrow, making him roll.